Onegai Teacher

[repeated line]

Mizuho Kazami:
This is a priority one!

Hyosuke Magumo:
Seaweed!

Kei Kusanagi:
Sensei...

Minoru Edajima:
I would like to ask you straight out. Do you know about Ms. Mizuho and our Kei?

Hatsuho Kazami:
Yes, I know. I received a long-range wave telegram from parallel space services.

Minoru Edajima:
Parallel?

Konoha Edajima:
[whispering him] maybe is a kind of super e-mail?

Maho Kazami:
[pointing the finger at Minoru] Don't tell me this "beard-face" is your husband

Hatsuho Kazami:
[off camera] No, he's not.

Maho Kazami:
Yeah, I thought so... He's not her type... Where? Where is he?

Hatsuho Kazami:
Don't you see that there are only two mens here? [POV of Maho, Maho founds Kei]

Maho Kazami:
Wait, don't tell me... That's not a very funny joke.

Kei Kusanagi:
[Low voice] Hello.

Maho Kazami:
Geez, I'm disillusioned and disappointed! What the hell is "This"? He's short, he doesn't seem interesting, he has glasses, he looks weak, and he has no depth - declined! With my sister who's both brilliant and fine, is impossible for you.

Maho Kazami:
[Coming slowly to Kei and whispering in his ear] If you get near my sister, I'll use my super special weapon and send you to the depths of hell, okay?

Minoru Edajima:
What's wrong, Kei?

Kei Kusanagi:
[carrying a pillow and dressed in pajamas] Her sister kicked me out!

Hyosuke Magumo:
You Know, I'm just an average teenager...

Kaede Misumi:
I know...

Hyosuke Magumo:
I like girls with big breasts...

Kaede Misumi:
I'll try... ,

Hyosuke Magumo:
I like you!

Mizuho Kazami:
Why do you *hate* him so much?

Maho Kazami:
Why do you *like* him so much?

Mizuho Kazami:
[Blushed visibly displayed] Well, there are many things...

Kei Kusanagi:
[Directing his eyes to a bag that Hatsuho carries when he hears that something is buzzing] A cellphone? Maybe that's a call from Mizuho

Hatsuho Kazami:
[Smiling] I think that I accidentally turn that switch on

Kei Kusanagi:
[Grasps] WHAT? isn't that a cellphone?

Hatsuho Kazami:
[holding to Miruru in her hands] Miruru,please jam the area after we teleport... [Miruru refuses, and then, Hatsuho begins to squish her gently] please.

Maho Kazami:
I've been observing you, that's why

Kei Kusanagi:
[grasps] Eh? that means...

Maho Kazami:
[acting like Mizuho] Even if you are so young, aren't you going too fast?

Kei Kusanagi:
[Kei looks scared] W-w-w-with what?

Maho Kazami:
Kissing...

Kei Kusanagi:
[Taking a deep breath and feeling relaxed] Kissing,huh? You were talking about kissing. Well that's okay isn't? becuase I'm married to her. We're husband and wife...

Maho Kazami:
...And that thing you do at night.

[Kei freaks out]

Kei Kusanagi:
[seeing the marrige contract which is already signed] Is the obvious and natural thing to do, but still is strange. At this moment and time, Mizuho Kazami is now Mizuho Kusanagi... I just married my teacher.

Principal:
Kusanagi, Miss Kazami, please support each other

Kei Kusanagi:
Yes

Principal:
I think I can understand you two [getting a hand in the pocket of his jacket] that's because [Take out a photo. The picture shows the director who is smiling embraced a young girl] My wife is a graduate from here.

Mizuho Kazami:
How young...

Kei Kusanagi:
How old is she?

Principal:
Huh?

Mizuho Kazami:
[giggles] Nevermind.

Konoha Edajima:
[Kazami walks using a wedding dress] It's an old dress, it fits you nicely.

Kei Kusanagi:
But, why?

Konoha Edajima:
It's a little sad to settle it all through paperwork, that's why we thought that a ceremony would be good.

Kei Kusanagi:
Ceremony?

Mizuho Kazami:
I'm happy that I got a chance to wear a bridal dress from Earth.

Konoha Edajima:
From Earth?

Konoha Edajima:
We left so suddenly, I wonder if Kei's alright.

Minoru Edajima:
Don't worry, Kei is my nephew.

Konoha Edajima:
That's why I'm worried.

Ichigo Morino:
It seems that a dog is attacking someone.

Hyosuke Magumo:
Yes, it sounds like that

[last lines]

Kei Kusanagi, Mizuho Kazami:
Be together, is Our Priority One!

Koishi Herikawa:
[All are Watching on television the Yamada Teacher's participation in the "Human Force-Powered Aircraft" competition ] He said he wanted to be alone to focus on this. This is his dream, so Let us support him.

Kei Kusanagi:
His dream?

[Herikawa nods]

Hyosuke Magumo:
Yeah! When you get your dreams, is when you become a real man! My goal is Tokyo! My goal is Kanryo! I'm gonna win! Japan is not going to tell me not! Japan, don't leave you dizzy!

Kaede Misumi:
My dream is keep me as I am, Hyosuke.

Hyosuke Magumo:
Yeah, right! Go for It!

Koishi Herikawa:
[Towards Ichigo] And your dream, Ichigo?

Ichigo Morino:
Know someone... someone who accepts me as I am.

Koishi Herikawa:
I think that is my dream too.

Kei Kusanagi:
I hope you make it, Herikawa.

Koishi Herikawa:
[She looks at Kei, then she Watchs the TV] I have a hunch that I'm already knowing him.

Kei Kusanagi:
Great

Matagu Shidoh:
My dream is to meet a girl alien from outer space.

Hyosuke Magumo:
Dude ,that's impossible.

Matagu Shidoh:
Hey, what's wrong? Is it that I can't dream or what?

Kaede Misumi:
[smiling] I think your dream is in another level.

Koishi Herikawa:
What about you, Kei?

Kei Kusanagi:
Me? well... I think I had a dream, but...

Koishi Herikawa:
What do you mean?

Kei Kusanagi:
I'm sorry...

Kaede Misumi:
you don't need to apologize.

Hyosuke Magumo:
[Towards Kei] It's great for me. Find a dream is also a dream. Isn't that right?

Judge:
Gingaren Resident, Destination: Planet delta D.E.S. Number 8228, CQ: Planet Inspector Misuho Kazami. Is That right?

Mizuho Kazami:
Yes

Judge:
I read the report from the Department of Research and Information... You Landed on the planet to investigate the accuracy of detected signs of life, and you have had contact with one of the creatures that you investigated. Without notice, you have used the system of mental intervention. This conduct is subject to capital punishment. Is there an error in this report?

Mizuho Kazami:
Yes, there is one, is not an organism that lives on that planet. Kei Kusanagi is, My Husband! I did all that to save my husband from the danger that surrounded him. I had to, because I'm his wife!

Judge:
Objection Overruled. I shall set out your punishment: Mizuho Kazami, We will remove your Planet Inspector License. You will be taken to the headquarters. We will erase the memory to all the specimens involved in the incident on the planet Delta D.E.S. Number 8228...

Mizuho Kazami:
[Low Voice] Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei...

Judge:
...And remove all evidence of your visit.

Mizuho Kazami:
[Low Voice]... Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei...

Judge:
Besides, for a time, Delta D.E.S. 8228 will be inspected thoroughly...

Mizuho Kazami:
[Low Voice]... Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei...

Judge:
...That's all.

Mizuho Kazami:
[Low Voice]... Kei,Kei,Kei,Kei...

Matagu Shidoh:
Did you see the UFO too, Kei?

Kei Kusanagi:
Ehh... Briefly...

Koishi Herikawa:
Didn't scare you?

Ichigo Morino:
A new teacher and a UFO sighting... They migth be related.

Koishi Herikawa:
What are you saying, Ichigo?

Hyosuke Magumo:
Teacher, do you know about the UFO sighting? [Kazami drops the books as a sign of surprise] .

Kei Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] She's obviously surprised.

Mizuho Kazami:
Why do you ask me such things?

Hyosuke Magumo:
Because you're the teacher!

Konoha Edajima:
You're going to tell me what this is about... All rigth, Kei? All rigth, Teacher? Alrigth, Konoha?

Konoha Edajima:
I'm not involved on this.

Minoru Edajima:
Yes, Sorry.

Minoru Edajima:
[Minoru finds Kei and Kazami in the gym closet] You idiot! I can easily predict that you're here, I did it too when I was in school, I was doing...

Konoha Edajima:
[Konoha appears from behind surprisely] Doing what?

Ichigo Morino:
So, Do you have the same problem?

Kei Kusanagi:
Yes... I first had it when I was fifteen... I "standed" three years. Now, I'm eighteen, And You?

Ichigo Morino:
Twenty-one, I was "standed" for six years. Surprised?

Kei Kusanagi:
A little... and I did not know that side of you... I was surprised. Do you live here by yourself?

Ichigo Morino:
Yes

Kei Kusanagi:
For the disease?

Ichigo Morino:
Is there some other reason? Ah, yes... that's why you live with your aunt and uncle...

Kei Kusanagi:
That does not mean my parents did not worry about me, but... I'm like a burden to them... So I came to live with my uncle who is a doctor.

Ichigo Morino:
It happens, more or less the same thing to me

Kei Kusanagi:
I see...

Ichigo Morino:
Yes

Kei Kusanagi:
Morino, you were concerned about Herikawa and I... that's Why... You didn't want to stop, right?

Ichigo Morino:
Sorry.

Kei Kusanagi:
No, no need to apologize... six years... It's Twice than me... a long time!

Ichigo Morino:
[angry] Don't say it like it's normal!

Kei Kusanagi:
I'm sorry.

Ichigo Morino:
My sister is a year younger and she's already married, she will be mother the next year... I... I don't want to stop. I'm sorry I involved in this. I understand it's not your fault... but I... I...

Kei Kusanagi:
I don't want to "stand"... still.

Teacher Yamada:
Miss Kazami?

Mizuho Kazami:
yes?

Teacher Yamada:
you are eating too much

Koishi Herikawa:
I... I fainted, love sucks...

Masaomi Yamada:
Aircraft powered by human power, not always leave the ground...

Koishi Herikawa:
What?

Masaomi Yamada:
Yeah it's the best feeling, if they can fly... but the process of manufacture, it is also really fun. It is the end result all that matters. So is the whole process. At least I think so. How was it Herikawa? Was that fun?

Koishi Herikawa:
It was really exciting. [She dried her tears] Professor, I've never heard you speak so well.

Masaomi Yamada:
It happens... from time to time... rarely, but happens [Trying to evade her] Wow... it's really hot for this time of night...

Koishi Herikawa:
Professor... Perhaps you would be popular with girls, if you shave and haircut.

Koishi Herikawa:
You think so?

Koishi Herikawa:
Probably

Masaomi Yamada:
Oh, I see...

Koishi Herikawa:
That was really fun... [She laughs] was really fun, professor [She laughs, but again she returns to mourn]

Maho Kazami:
Mom, Do you like that guy that much?

Hatsuho Kazami:
But, he's such a good boy, isn't he?

Kei Kusanagi:
Thanks.

Mizuho Kazami:
Mother, stop being so clingy!

Maho Kazami:
I Know! Why don't you and my sister break up! Then, you can remarry my mom! A widow and a divorced boy, it would make the best couple!

Mizuho Kazami:
Divorced person?

Kei Kusanagi:
Is this girl really an alien?

Maho Kazami:
Is there a problem if mother has those kind of feelings?

Mizuho Kazami:
There is! Do you understand, Maho? If Mother and Kei get married, Kei will be your father!

Maho Kazami:
[sarcastically] I'll endure it painfully.

Mizuho Kazami:
It would be better if you didn't have to!

Maho Kazami:
I'm just thinking about your happiness!

Hyosuke Magumo:
[Opening door] Everyone, Listen up!. I got some big News, good morning everyone, I know I'm late.

Kaede Misumi:
[Whispering to Hyosuke] You know, you say things and unordered.

Hyosuke Magumo:
Ah, come on, don't bother with little things, but you have to keep in mind is that I got some really big news.

Koishi Herikawa:
[Whispering to Kei While she looks to Hyosuke] As far as Hyosuke's concerns, everything is big news.

Hyosuke Magumo:
[Looking to Koishi] No, You now that's not true [Looking to Morino] Right?

Ichigo Morino:
Can I ask you Something? Are you really in a high school?

Hyosuke Magumo:
[Revealing in the shot that Ichigo looks younger and smaller that Hyosuke] I don't need to hear that from you...

Kozue Kusanagi:
[In trance] Sight, hearing, smell, taste, touch, time, consciousness, body, space... All your senses will be "stand".

Kei Kusanagi:
[In trance] I Shall stop...

Kozue Kusanagi:
You will stop... you... you will stop...

Kozue Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] Hey... In reality, there are times when you can't have the correct answer... Things that you can not do anything. Not everyone can be happy.

Kei Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] Why?

Kozue Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] Because Happiness corrupts people. We adapt to the happiness that we got once and we want more and more happiness.

Kei Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] We are greedy.

Kozue Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] Is that right? That's why people can also feel fear

Kei Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] If people don't feel sadness, wouldn't know what happiness is.

Kozue Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] What a contradiction.

Kei Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] Yes

Kozue Kusanagi:
[Voice Over] I have no need of a contradictory world. Since I am sad, I will stop. I drive out myself at reality. To a place where I do not need anything, I feel no fear and I rest in peace. You have the same nature as myself, and you can follow the same path. [Kei appears in front of a railing, surprised to see that someone has thrown from the railing]

Kei Kusanagi:
So you came to me... [Close to Kei, appears a girl floating in a ghostly way, her face is covered by her hair]

Kozue Kusanagi:
Yes...

Kei Kusanagi:
...To show me the beginning of your trip.

Kozue Kusanagi:
Yes... [a slight breeze passes, shaking her hair and revealing her face, she has no eyes] to cease to exist... the existence itself... You will Stop...

Kei Kusanagi:
[In trance] I... I'll stop [In saying this, all objects around them. stop and freeze in the air]

Ichigo Morino:
If you are looking in mi skirt, stop.

Hyosuke Magumo:
[off-screen] All Right everyone, Out of the way! It's time for the Hyosuke's big dive!HYAAAAAAAA! [big splash sound, And then appears screaming, having fallen from chest into the pool] Ouch!

Ichigo Morino:
What an idiot.

Kaede Misumi:
Not really.

Hyosuke Magumo:
[crossing the pool from left to right] All right, One more time.

Matagu Shidoh:
[crossing the pool from left to right wearing a pink lifesaver] Wait for me, Hyosuke

Ichigo Morino:
[after seeing the two guys walking in the the pool] That is such a disgrace

Kaede Misumi:
Well, Just a little.

Ichigo Morino:
[seeing to Marie swimming in the the pool] What do you think that thing is?

Kaede Misumi:
[seeing the same] I... I have no idea.

Minoru Edajima:
[after Kei Hangs up the phone] Trying to get rid of your wife to cheat? Isn't it a bit soon for that?

Kei Kusanagi:
Where do you get these conclusions?

Minoru Edajima:
An attractive and mature teacher, or a beautiful high school student... [Konoha Pinches him in the butt] Eh... I'm not jealous. I have a beautiful and charming woman. [Konoha smiles]

Mizuho Kazami:
[Kazami looks a little dizzy from drinking] It's strange that the people of the earth like drink alcohol

Kei Kusanagi:
You should not drink if you're not accustomed

Mizuho Kazami:
I had no choice, I'm already an adult.

Kei Kusanagi:
I want to know what are your feelings, Don't you want to know mine?

Mizuho Kazami:
In a place like this?

Kei Kusanagi:
We haven't done anything yet

Mizuho Kazami:
But... I did

Kei Kusanagi:
Huh?, Do what?

Mizuho Kazami:
I kissed you

Kei Kusanagi:
Eh?

Mizuho Kazami:
Sorry...

Kei Kusanagi:
When?

Mizuho Kazami:
A while ago.

Kei Kusanagi:
A while ago?, But I was... unconscious... really?

Mizuho Kazami:
Sorry...

Kei Kusanagi:
But... It was my first kiss.

Mizuho Kazami:
It was... my first kiss too.