Oregon Trail

Train conductor:
I'm glad it didn't happen on my run. That Dawson gang is plenty tough.

Jim Parker:
So I've heard!

Andy Kline:
OK, but you'll have to give up your gun.

Jim Parker:
What for?

Andy Kline:
Road agents.

Jim Parker:
But I'm not a road agent!

Andy Kline:
Maybe not, but since these parts have become the campin' ground for every scallywag from Hades to breakfast, you can't take any chances.

Holdup man:
Alright folks, line up nice like and kindly put your contributions in here.

George Layton:
This'll be the sorriest day you've ever seen! I'm George Layton!

Holdup man:
Yeah? And I'm Harvey Dawson!

George Layton:
I own the town of Gunsight and I'll have you...

Holdup man:
All you'll have is a pair of wings to float to heaven with if you don't close that trap and get busy!

George Layton:
It just doesn't make sense.

Jill Layton:
What?

George Layton:
Elmer.

Jill Layton:
Elmer?

George Layton:
Yes. Anybody that'd tack a name like that on that rip-snorter oughta have his head examined.

George Layton:
What happened?

Dick Pendleton:
I blasted the lawless element with printer's ink and they returned the complement.

Johnny Slade:
You rat!

Elmer Smith:
If your hands go in those pockets, I'll kill you.

Judge J. Frothingham Smythe:
This court is now in session - Judge J. Frothingham Smythe at the bar... at the bar of justice, of course.

Andy Kline:
Well I'll be a cross-eyed coyote!

Granny Layton:
Save your strength for Pendleton. This door needs a feminine touch.

Sunset Carson:
Granny, what a safecracker you'd have made!

Granny Layton:
Oh, if I were only 50 years younger.

Jill Layton:
Why, Granny!

Granny Layton:
W-well are we going to stand here all day and let him fight the whole town alone? Go on, get a move on and go down to the barn and hitch up the buckboard and the team and I'll collect the artillery!

Granny Layton:
You're not going to let Sunset get away are you?

Jill Layton:
But what'll I do?

Granny Layton:
Hogtie and brand him, or I'll disown you! Come on.

Granny Layton:
Skedaddle!