Orion's Cloud

Diamond:
You hear that, Greg?

Greg:
Yeah, thunder!

Diamond:
That's right. Thunder only happens when it rains.

Greg:
Diamond's inside registering for the battle of the bands! Yeah!

Devon:
Hey, Steele, what Battle of the Bands?

Steele:
[sarcastically] You know Devon, *The* battle of the bands!

[laughs]

Devon:
[sarcastic and laughing] Oh. Well, I guess we better practice if we want a chance to go up against... Orion's Cloud!

Greg:
Diamond, you got a guitar! Yeah!

Diamond:
That's right! Diamond just got this guitar inside, man. It was on sale, and it is signed by Steve Vai!

Greg:
Awesome! And you registered?

Diamond:
Nah, man. Diamond bought a guitar; how's he supposed to register? Look - I'll tell you what. Forget about registration because think of this: It's signed by Steve Vai and you know what that means? If we have a guitar that is signed by Steve Vai ...

Greg:
[looking at guitar] No it's not.

Diamond:
What do you mean "it's not"?

Greg:
[looks at Diamond] There's no signature Diamond.

Diamond:
Man, it says "Steve Vai" right there!

[points at guitar]

Greg:
[looks at guitar again] Where?

[Diamond looks at guitar, as does Greg, for an extended amount of time]

Diamond:
Damn!

Diamond:
We must show *the world* that Orion's Cloud is the best band in Tampa!

Detective Tibbs:
[While in his car watching his undercover operation about to go fall apart] Come on! If he doesn't make the buy, all we'll have him on is possession. [Looks around] Who am I talking to anyway?

Count Jones:
I get to live eternity as a schnook.