Other People's Money

Kate Sullivan:
Someday the laws will change to put you out of business.

Lawrence Garfield:
Change the laws all you want, but you can't stop the game. I'll still by here. I adapt.

Kate Sullivan:
It's not illegal.

Lawrence Garfield:
It's immoral - a distinction lawyers ignore.

Lawrence Garfield:
I love money more than the things it can buy... but what I love more than money is other people's money.

Lawrence Garfield:
Since when do you have to be hungry to eat a doughnut. It doesn't taste any better.

Lawrence Garfield:
Make as much as you can for as long as you can. Whoever has the most when he dies is the winner.

Lawrence Garfield:
I take from the Rich, I give to the middle class... Well, the upper middle class.

Lawrence Garfield:
I gave her "Hiawatha" when all she wanted was a touchdown.

Lawrence Garfield:
I never met a person so hard to feed.

Lawrence Garfield:
We make passionate love the rest of the night. The first one that comes, loses.

Lawrence Garfield:
Would you like a donut?

Kate Sullivan:
No thank you. I'm not hungry.

Lawrence Garfield:
Gotta be hungry to eat a donut? I never heard of such a thing.

Bill Coles:
Can I speak frankly?

Lawrence Garfield:
No. Lie to me! Tell me how thrilled you are to know me. I always speak frankly. I hate people who say, "Can we speak frankly?" It means they're bullshittin' me the rest of the time.