Our Feature Presentation

Kenneth Weever:
Wanna smooch my bone?

Maxine:
Judy Templeton sold her uncle's body to science for this.

Helen Weever:
What have I told you about quoting the Godfather at the dinner table?

Alexander Weever:
Well then, looks like I've got some weight to lose.

Sam Biscotti:
We're going on a diet!

Michelle Biscotti:
Please don't make me throw up again.

Jasmine Danell:
I'm sorry, I'm helping orphans right now. I can't hear you.

Lestat LeChaton:
Like a hardcore lyric to a funky beat, it is a wrap.

Bobby Roberts:
[slams fist down on table] Eyes down!