Out at the Wedding

Jonathan:
It looks like Jeannie has just been outed from her bottle.

Jonathan:
I'm five seconds away from calling the gay task force and letting them know that Birkenstocks will soon be replaced by Jimmy Choo's.

Risa:
Are you trying to look like a lesbian?

Alex:
No.

Risa:
Cause you forgot the wallet chain... and like... the UPS shirt.

Alex:
You realize the irony on this of course. You trick Kenny into losing a lot of weight so you'll have this really hot boyfriend...

Jonathan:
...and then he becomes too hot to handle.

Alex:
What are you doing?

Risa:
What?

Alex:
You're flirting with my sister! You are supposed to be my girlfriend!

Risa:
Not flirting. I'm talking about landing gear.

Alex:
Every guy I ever dated she went after, why should you be any different?

Risa:
I'm sorry. It's just... I have never known anybody like her. She's kinda... messing me up. I don't know how to be around her.

Alex:
I will tell you how to be around her: Insanely attentive to me! Got it?

Risa:
Got it.

Jeannie:
[after throwing a shoe in Alex' direction] I didn't mean to throw that at you.

Alex:
I'm sure it just Freudian-slipped out of your hand.