Out Cold

Luke:
No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.

Luke:
This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.

Pig Pen:
Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.

Luke:
Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.

Lance:
Hey. Hot sluts with tits.

Rick:
You don't need to do that anymore, remember Barry?

Lance:
Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me?

Rick:
Well you don't need to do that either...

Rick:
You're pretty good with these kids. They seem to like you.

Jenny:
Well, I seem to have experience dealing with immature boys.

Rick:
Ouch.

Rick:
Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.

Luke:
He's had a crush on that bench for years

Pigpen:
Here's what I don't get, alright, is you met this chick and you got freaky-deaky with her and then poof. She disappears. How's there a problem with that?

Luke:
You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.

Stumpy:
It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.

Luke:
Good evening. You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules.

Anthony:
Uh, what about rule number one?

Luke:
That's more of a guidline than a rule, do not interrupt!