Oz

William Giles:
[repeatedly] Peter... Peter Marie.

[Repeated line]

Robert Rebadow:
God told me.

[repeated line]

Martin Querns:
DON'T f*** with Querns!

[repeated line]

Agamemnon "The Mole" Busmalis:
This is the best Miss Sally ever.

Simon Adebisi:
I don't give a SH*T about what your Koran says.

Kareem Said:
What exactly do you give a sh*t about, Adebisi?

Augustus Hill:
OZ. The name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility, Level 4.

Vern Schillinger:
You are the guy who destroyed the statue, right?

Guillaume Tarrant:
Yeah.

Vern Schillinger:
F***ing sicko bastard.

[repeated line]

Tim McManus:
Get him the f*** out of here!

[repeated line]

Vern Schillinger:
N*ggers are up to something

[repeated line]

Kareem Said:
Salim, my brother.

[repeated line]

Ryan O'Reily:
F***ing Cyril!

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
Cyril, give me the puppet.

Cyril O'Reily:
[as Jericho] F*** you, you c*nt.

[repeated line]

Officer Sean Murphy:
Lockdown!

[repeated line]

Vern Schillinger:
Hey, prag!

[in his will, Cutler left everything to Miguel Alvarez]

Vern Schillinger:
I'm gonna suggest this now, Alvarez. Or I'll find a way to make it happen later. You sign over all of Cutler's stuff to his widow.

Miguel Alvarez:
I already thought about that.

James Robson:
Don't think, spic! DO!

Miguel Alvarez:
You know, maybe I should just sign all his assets over to *you*, Roby. Seeing as how you already gave him *yo' ass*.

[Miguel walks away]

James Robson:
C*nt!

[Beecher is back in Oz, having been set up by Keller]

Tobias Beecher:
[to Sister Pete and McManus] Same old story. I got f***ed in the ass.

Augustus Hill:
A man stands in a cemetery, reading a letter he wrote forgiving his long dead father. The mother of a girl killed by a drunk driver is racked with fantasies of retaliation. Your boyfriend begs you for one more chance. You say to your mirror you're done hating yourself. But you know you're not. Maybe instead of forgive and forget, it should be forgive and remember. Remember that you might have to wake up tomorrow and forgive all over again. And again, and again, the way your heart keeps beating like a drum. Forgive. I can't. You can. Forgive. Forgive. I can't. You can. Forgive.

Chris Keller:
Oz didn't make you a b*tch. You were born one.

[Keller got Beecher sent back to Oz]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
I wish to God I left you on Death Row!

[Officer Johnson, a Black CO sees an Aryan Brotherhood member who has been lynched in his cell]

Officer Adrian Johnson:
Well, ain't that a kick? One of you actually went and lynched yourselves.

[the Sicilians confront Robson in the gym]

Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano:
How's the b*tch thing going?

James Robson:
Shut up.

Chucky Pancamo:
Look, the only people who hate Cutler more than you, is *us*. So why don't you do everyone a favor?

James Robson:
Ace him?

Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano:
Ain't no downside. It proves to the Brotherhood you're still a man.

Chucky Pancamo:
And, you'll make a few friends in the kitchen. Win win.

[Robson nods]

Antonio Nappa:
Midway through the 20th century, man wants communication without communication! He wants to sit in his living room and watch people in a box fall in love, work, sing, golf, cry, f*** and f*** up. Television! A one-way conversation between you and the world, where the world does the talking! Like God, man can finally create man in his own image and then sit back and watch all sorts of sh*t hit the fan.

[During 1997 prison riot]

Inmates:
[chanting] Said! Said! Said!

Kareem Said:
[Raises his hand and all inmates stop chanting] Gentlemen.

Warden Glynn:
What's this about Said?

Kareem Said:
If you have to ask, Glynn, then we got a long day ahead of us.

Augustus Hill:
Remember when your high school history teacher said that the course of human events changes 'cause of the deeds of great men. Well, the b*tch was lying. F*** Caesar, f*** Lincoln, f*** Mahatma Gandhi. The world keeps moving cause of you and me, the anonymous. Revolutions get going cause there ain't enough bread. Wars happen over a game of checkers.

Tobias Beecher:
I shat all over a man. That's not normal.

[during the riot, Adebisi goes through severe heroin withdrawals, and starts looting. Said points the gun at him]

Kareem Said:
Adebisi! It's over!

Simon Adebisi:
You want to kill me?

Kareem Said:
No, I don't want to kill you.

Simon Adebisi:
That's right, you want to save my ass.

Kareem Said:
That's right, I want to save you.

Simon Adebisi:
Then, please, give me some tits. Give me some tits. GIVE ME SOME F***ING TITS!

[Dobbins got stabbed during the riot]

Augustus Hill:
You gotta take him to ER!

Jackson Vayhue:
Hill, I go out there, they gonna kick my f***ing ass.

Augustus Hill:
They gonna be kicking our asses anyway, brother.

Jackson Vayhue:
No way. This ain't my fault, Hill. He is definitely not my problem, man. I did not start all this sh*t, Hill!

Augustus Hill:
What difference does it make, huh? Look, you think 'cause of who you are you can pick and choose when to take responsibility. You can't. Sometimes you gotta step up.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
What's going on?

Tim McManus:
There's a rumor that you're bringing contraband into Emerald City.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
What?

Tim McManus:
It's bullshit, right?

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Who'd you hear this from?

Tim McManus:
Tell me it's not true.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
It's not true.

Tim McManus:
You're lying to me.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
No, I'm not lying.

Tim McManus:
I have an eyewitness, Diane, that saw you pass cigarettes to Scott Ross. An eye-f***ing-witness.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Who?

Tim McManus:
Me.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Oh.

Tim McManus:
You say you've changed. Why should I believe you?

Vern Schillinger:
Trust me, McManus, you lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of sh*t, you become a different man.

Tim McManus:
Schillinger's back in Emerald City. He says he won't harm you. Tell me you won't harm him.

Tobias Beecher:
He burnt a swastika into my flesh. He made me rip up pictures of my family. He made me eat the pages of a law book. He made me wear women's makeup. And, he f***ed me up the ass.

Tim McManus:
I know.

Tobias Beecher:
So now I just forgive him?

Tim McManus:
Yes.

Tobias Beecher:
Could you?

Tim McManus:
Yes.

Tobias Beecher:
All right. I forgive him.

[during the riot, the C.O.s are taken hostage]

Officer Eddie Hunt:
This is all your f***ing fault, McManus.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Shut up, Eddie.

Officer Eddie Hunt:
No, Goddammit. If I'm gonna die, at least I want the bastard that got me whacked to know it.

Father Ray Mukada:
How can you blame Tim?

Officer Eddie Hunt:
How? 'Cause all this Emerald City bullshit. 'Cause Tim thought he could help these cocksuckers. I've seen you in action, man. I've seen you fumble the f***ing ball every single play. I just hope if we do die, I get to watch you go first.

Scott Ross:
Any last words?

Tim McManus:
Suck my dick.

Scott Ross:
If only there were time...

Tobias Beecher:
Hello! If you don't mind, I gotta take a sh*t.

Vern Schillinger:
Beecher, listen...

Tobias Beecher:
Hey! You know, I'm standing in here thinking about all the good times we had, you and me.

Vern Schillinger:
I don't want to fight.

Tobias Beecher:
Oh, no. Of course not. You get into a fight, you f*** up your parole. And I hear for the next three months, you're gonna be a good little boy, so you can get outta Oz, see your two sons. You know, I think that's great. But, you know what I'm wondering? What if Vern doesn't get out? What if, as he comes up for parole, he gets into a brawl, a knock-down, drag-out with his old roomie? What if every time he comes up for parole, Vern gets into some ugly incident and has to serve his entire sentence? And his two sons, they become monsters. That's what I'm wondering about. Prag.

[Beecher leaves, singing "I Got It Bad"]

Tim McManus:
Said, I grew up in a small town, upstate New York. There was only one major industry there, the prison. Everybody's parents either worked at the prison or made a living from, you know, motels, gas stations, or, like my dad, had a diner. Right across the street. It was the fall, we'd just gone back to school, I was about to turn ten. I was very, very excited. A few days before my birthday, though, there was this riot. And it lasted four days. But then the Governor authorized 2500 troops, state troopers, to go back in, take it back. They did, firing at anything that moved. So when the tear gas cleared, 31 inmates and 9 hostages were dead.

Kareem Said:
Attica.

Tim McManus:
Three of my friends' fathers were shot. Instead of going to a birthday party, I went with my family to a memorial service.

Kareem Said:
So that's what this is all about. Emerald City is your birthday party.

Kareem Said:
You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.

Augustus Hill:
Yeah, who cares who lives or dies in prison? We read the names in the morning paper and they mean nothing to us. They're faceless. Truth is, we don't wanna put a face on 'em. We don't want to know who they really are. Because then it might hit too close to home, and home is what it's all about, right? Making a home no matter where you are, no matter who you are. At the end of the day, everybody wants somewhere to rest, somewhere to lay their bones, even if it's in a land called Oz. Yeah, like Dorothy says when she wakes up in her own bed back at Aunt Em's, "There's no place like home." There's no f***ing place like home.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[as Schillinger walks by] HEY! It's your move, ASSWIPE!

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Beecher! Watch it! You're going to have the fastest turnaround time in the history of the hole.

Simon Adebisi:
[as Schillinger walks by] Asswipe.

Simon Adebisi:
I admire you, more than I desire you.

[all the gay inmates are being transferred out]

Officer Claire Howell:
Let's go, ladies!

Christopher 'Chris' Keller:
[to Pancamo] More white guys leaving Em City.

#97P468 Chuck Pancamo:
They may be white. But they ain't guys.

Christopher 'Chris' Keller:
Still. It's getting awfully dark around here.

#97P468 Chuck Pancamo:
[noticing that they are surrounded by black inmates] True.

[Beecher confronts Schillinger after Hank got away with killing Beecher's son]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
I'm going to kill you, motherf***er!

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
[after the COs pull them apart] Well, I guess you heard the good news about Hank.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
Take him back to Em City!

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[while being hauled away] COCKSUCKER! You f***ing cocksucker! You wait! YOU F***ING WAIT!

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
[after Beecher is gone] Whew. Got quite a temper on him, doesn't he?

[Said has proclaimed his loyalty to Adebisi. The Muslims and Homeboys are celebrating together]

Christopher 'Chris' Keller:
Wow. Said and Adebisi hand in hand.

Ryan O'Reily:
It's the end of the f***ing universe.

Simon Adebisi:
Hello, boys.

#97P468 Chuck Pancamo:
We gotta talk.

Simon Adebisi:
So talk.

Enrique Morales:
The f*** you doin'? We're your partners. You think you're gonna f*** us over and we're just gonna take it up the ass?

Simon Adebisi:
[chuckles] Morales, nobody wants your ass.

#97P468 Chuck Pancamo:
Johnson hits me with his f***ing stick, throws Zanghi in the hole? That ain't the f***in' deal, Adebisi.

Enrique Morales:
Besides, it's been ten days since we've seen any green. You pocketing the profits?

Simon Adebisi:
No, there's plenty of profits. But there's been a change in the organization.

Enrique Morales:
Yeah, how's that?

Simon Adebisi:
Well, you know, we three were partners... and now we're not.

Enrique Morales:
What?

Simon Adebisi:
I don't need you boys anymore.

Enrique Morales:
You looking to start a war?

Simon Adebisi:
You know, if there was a war, you'd lose. Look around.

[points out that Em City is 90% populated with black inmates]

Simon Adebisi:
You see all these faces? They match mine. No, boys, there won't be any war.

#97P468 Chuck Pancamo:
And why the f*** not?

Simon Adebisi:
Because you and your pal are about to take a little holiday over to Unit B.

Enrique Morales:
What? When?

Simon Adebisi:
[motions to two black COs approaching behind them] Oh, look. I would say now.

[laughs]

Simon Adebisi:
Hey, I'm gonna miss you. Say "hi" to Schillinger for me, huh?

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Sorry to hear about your girlfriend, O'Reilly.

James Robson:
Who's his girlfriend? Adebisi?

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Dr. Nathan. She took a leave of absence. Apparently she almost choked to death when our boy Ryan here came in her mouth.

[O'Reilly attacks Schillinger]

[the Latino and Sicilian Inmates are being transferred out of Em City]

Martin Querns:
As you can see, we have some more prisoner transfers, including trustees Pancamo and Morales. So, I'm naming Supreme Allah and Poet to replace them as trustees. [the Black inmates start cheering]

[Zavitz is blackmailing Schillinger for protection from Keller]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Jeez, I thought the Jews were supposed to be tough?

James Robson:
That's just the Israelis.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
[beat] Kill him!

#00B563 Raymond 'Mondo' Browne:
Yo' Keller! Mind if I f*** your girlfriend, Beecher? Mind if she sucks my cock?

Chris Keller:
I don't give a f*** what you do or what he does.

#00B563 Raymond 'Mondo' Browne:
Hear that, Leroy?

#00T255 Leroy Tidd:
Ya, Mondo. I did.

#00B563 Raymond 'Mondo' Browne:
'Cause we don't want no problems in Em City. So it goes on record that I have Keller's *permission* to f*** Beecher up the yazoo.

#00T255 Leroy Tidd:
You sure do, dog.

[after Keenan described, a little too happily, the details of his raping Dr. Nathan]

Ryan O'Reily:
Ya know how I said I never actually kill anybody myself? Well, in your case, I'm gonna make an *exception*!

[bashes his head in with a barbell]

#00B563 Raymond 'Mondo' Browne:
C'mon. Let's go b*tch.

Tobias Beecher:
You're such a romantic. You treat all your women this way?

#00B563 Raymond 'Mondo' Browne:
Hey! When I'm horny, the less talking the better.

Tobias Beecher:
All right, loverboy. Pucker up.

[they proceed to deep-kiss]

Augustus Hill:
Aw, f***.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
What?

Augustus Hill:
You farted.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
No, I didn't.

Augustus Hill:
Pee-f***ing-yoo.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
I didn't fart.

Augustus Hill:
Damn, man. Five hours 'til dawn, and I gotta be in a glass box with the King of Stink. I'm gonna get Gulf-f***in'-war syndrome.

Tobias Beecher:
[to Schillinger] Whatcha readin'? Mein Kampf? Well, let me tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their asses kicked!

Tobias Beecher:
Who are you?

Agamemnon Busmalis:
Agamemnon Busmalis, aka The Mole.

Robert Rebadow:
The Mole?

Agamemnon Busmalis:
I dig. I can dig anywhere. I'm gonna dig my way out of Oz.

Tim McManus:
Said, the Muslims weren't represented at the council meeting.

Kareem Said:
If this council has real power, then we will participate.

Tim McManus:
Well, how do you mean?

Kareem Said:
Do we get to make policy or do we simply rubber stamp yours?

Tim McManus:
This is a prison, not a democracy.

Peter Schibetta:
[about O'Reily] All rats know when to desert a sinking ship. He's a smart one, but a rat just the same.

Augustus Hill:
I tell you, I don't belong with those three clowns, man. They're crazy! Especially Beecher. I mean, forget all that sh*t he did to Schillinger. Beecher bit off some f***er's dick.

Tim McManus:
I know. That was ten months ago.

Augustus Hill:
Oh, yeah, well, then that's ok. I gotta share a pod, McManus. I gotta sleep with one eye open.

Tim McManus:
Sister Peter Marie says he's responding to therapy.

Augustus Hill:
Well, then let her bunk with him.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
She leaves you in here alone?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Why? What do you think i'm gonna do? Start a Riot? Take Hostages?

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
Ryan... you may have breast cancer.

Ryan O'Reily:
[laughing] That's funny.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
I'm not kidding.

Ryan O'Reily:
...Breast cancer?

[nods]

Ryan O'Reily:
Girls get breast cancer.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
Men do too. It's rare, especially at your age, but it does happen.

Ryan O'Reily:
I'm not a fag you know that?

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
Ryan...

Ryan O'Reily:
No! I've been in this shithole for over a year and I ain't ever taken it up the ass!

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
No one is saying that you have.

Ryan O'Reily:
Bullshit! You're telling me I gotta CHICK'S DISEASE!

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
Men have breasts, same as women.

Ryan O'Reily:
What the f*** are you talking about? I don't have any breasts! I have a chest, see! See it? Huh, see it?

Warden Leo Glynn:
[Inmate Kenny Wangler started a fight in class] I want Wangler in the Hole!

Tim McManus:
It's not that he wouldn't read, he couldn't read, the kid can't read Leo.

Warden Leo Glynn:
So that excuses his behavior?

Tim McManus:
No, it gives us insight as to how to help him.

Warden Leo Glynn:
McManus, 150 years ago, it was against the law for a slave to learn to read but some did, you know why because they had a thirst for it, Now the reverse is also true, you cannot force someone to learn how to read!

Tim McManus:
I can try. [Glynn lets McManus keep Wangler in Em City]

Augustus Hill:
[Night in Oz, and Beecher's on the top bunk] I swear Beecher, you need to go see a doctor, man. Smelly farts are a sign that something is seriously wrong on the inside.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[emphatically] I didn't fart. [rips an egger after a pause]

Augustus Hill:
Aw, f***, man! [Beecher giggles maliciously]

Augustus Hill:
So, what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom? What makes us so different? We're the only species who put our own kind in cages.

[O'Reily has just offered to arrange for Adebisi to meet a woman sitting on death row]

Simon Adebisi:
O'Reily, if she sucks my cock, I'll suck yours.

Ryan O'Reily:
That's an appetizing thought. Pass.

Sister Pete:
Simon, after the riot, you went into severe heroin withdrawal. I thought you kicked the habit?

Simon Adebisi:
I did.

Sister Pete:
Oh, come on. These reports say you're still using. Now, I want you to come to drug counseling.

Simon Adebisi:
Rehab is bullshit. No offense.

Sister Pete:
Fine. Then I'll have you tested for drug use every week and if you keep using, I'll send you to the Psych Ward. Have you ever been to the Psych Ward here, Simon? Peter Schibetta's there, along with twenty other guys who've lost all sense of reality.

Simon Adebisi:
Reality? Oz?

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
That's f***ing what I heard. Rebadow collected like 3 G's. And that money's gone tomorrow. Know what? I'm thinking we go to Rebadow, we take the dough, and so these other f***s don't get mad, we make Rebadow swear he sent it.

Simon Adebisi:
No.

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
What do you mean, no? It's $3,000.

Simon Adebisi:
I said no.

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
Why?

Simon Adebisi:
'Cause sometimes it's good to be human.

Kip-Kemy Jarra:
Please, go back! You disgrace us all when you act like a fool.

Simon Adebisi:
Move out of my way.

Kip-Kemy Jarra:
We're African brothers. I know you see that.

Simon Adebisi:
Look at all this black skin around.

Kip-Kemy Jarra:
No, you and I are different.

Simon Adebisi:
I'm no different.

Kip-Kemy Jarra:
Yoruba! Who have they turned you into?

Simon Adebisi:
Who are you?

Kip-Kemy Jarra:
Who are YOU?

Ryan O'Reily:
So where'd they put you?

Cyril O'Reily:
Uh, with them.

[points to Schillinger and the Aryans, who smile and laugh]

Vern Schillinger:
Don't worry. We gave him the *royal* welcome.

[Aryans continue to laugh]

Augustus Hill:
Why didn't you let me have the paper route?

Burr Redding:
What?

Augustus Hill:
When I was ten, I wanted a paper route. Instead, you put me on the street, selling drugs.

Burr Redding:
So, what do you want? An apology? Well, you ain't getting it! When your father died in 'Nam, I swore to him I'd look out for you, and I did.

Augustus Hill:
How in the f*** did you do that?

Burr Redding:
I taught you how to do the only thing I knew how. I kept you alive, I kept you fed, and I helped keep a roof over you and your mother's head!

Augustus Hill:
Bullshit! The fact of the matter is, I wouldn't be in Oz, I wouldn't be in this chair, if you had only let me have the f***ing paper route!

Colonel Edward Galson:
So I hear you're a f*ggot.

Tobias Beecher:
Whether I am or not, what's it to you?

Colonel Edward Galson:
Lights go out, I don't want you getting any ideas.

Tobias Beecher:
Trust me, Colonel, I'm never gonna get that horny.

Colonel Edward Galson:
As long as we understand each other. F***ing faggots are ruining the military. "Don't ask, don't tell" my ass.

Tobias Beecher:
I agree. You know, I think the military should stay the way it's always been. A bunch of redneck he-men who murder children and rape women.

Colonel Edward Galson:
You making a joke of me?

Tobias Beecher:
Seems like you're doing a pretty good job on your own.

Augustus Hill:
They say that every snowflake is different. But how can they really be sure? I mean, think about all the snowflakes that have fallen all over the world throughout Earth's history. The law of averages dictates that at least two of them had to be similar. Like human beings, like the men in Oz, even if they start out unique, they end up the same.

Vernon Schillinger:
So the state's gonna let Keane choose which way he's gonna go out. Me, I'd take hanging.

Mark Mack:
What about lethal injection?

Vernon Schillinger:
That's for pussies.

Donald Groves:
They say that lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?

Augustus Hill:
Death is certain. Life is not.

Vernon Schillinger:
[after discovering Beecher trying to defend Keane] Eat it!

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
What?

Vernon Schillinger:
[tears out a page from the law book] Eat the page!

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
No.

Vernon Schillinger:
[forces the page into his mouth] Don't you f*** with me, prag! You eat that damn page!

[tears another page]

Vernon Schillinger:
Here, eat another!

[after Jefferson Keane's execution]

Governor James Devlin:
[gleefully, during a press conference] Justice has been served!

Burr Redding:
They say since Adebisi died, you been running the Homeboys.

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
That's right man, That's right

Burr Redding:
They also say you been doin' a sh*t job!

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
Look, old man, let me tell you something

[Redding interrupts]

Burr Redding:
You think old man bothers me? Boy, I done dealt with a whole lot of men that much meaner than you, that said worse and never made it to old. My age is my honor and my strength!

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
Sh*t, you just think you can come in here and take over.

Burr Redding:
Some men are born leaders, others are not. A wise man knows his own limitations, you think on that!

Omar White:
I ain't no drug abuser. Truth is, I treat my drugs better than most.

[McManus has just unveiled the cage, plus some other reforms]

Chris Keller:
Excuse me, Mr. McManus sir. Just how big *is* your penis?

[laughter throughout Emerald City]

Tim McManus:
Very funny, Keller. Now *you* have the honor of being the first slug *in the cage*.

[Keller is locked in the cage]

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
[after being raped by Adebisi] Why don't you just kill me?

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
When life is good, it's better not to ask why.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
I'm telling you, Kosygin must be eliminated.

Ryan O'Reily:
You know, we have a saying in this country. You might have heard it before. "You can't sh*t a shitter".

Sister Pete:
So you went along with Beecher not in the name of the Aryan Brotherhood, but to see if he would love you no matter what.

Chris Keller:
At first I wanted unconditional surrender, then I wanted unconditional love. But Beecher don't love me.

Sister Pete:
And that's killing you inside.

Chris Keller:
Yeah.

Officer Claire Howell:
You know what your problem is, Diane? You try to be everybody's best pal.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
You know what your problem is? You try to be everybody's worst nightmare.

Chris Keller:
You saw my ex, Bonnie? When I met her, she was all alone, and very unhappy, so I knew it'd be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know, was after I broke her heart, would she still love me. See, I am a piece of sh*t. I am worthless. As bad as they come. And to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad... You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table. Breakthrough.

Ryan O'Reily:
Neuter's a fag.

Augustus Hill:
What makes you say that?

Ryan O'Reily:
Look at the way he's grabbing Pecky?

Augustus Hill:
Their fighting.

Ryan O'Reily:
Yo all I'm saying is that its a lot of body contact man.

Augustus Hill:
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard of, a gay puppet.

Chris Keller:
One of the teletubbys is gay.

Augustus Hill:
What?

Chris Keller:
Yeah Falwell, the reverend somebody says twinky dink or whatever his name is, he's a butt pirate.

Augustus Hill:
That's nuts, listen you gotta have a, a cock to be gay.

Chris Keller:
Where does it say you gotta have a cock to be gay? All you need is a mouth so you can suck cock.

William Cudney:
[after refusing to steal any more sedative drugs for O'Reily] I've figured out what you've been doing with the chloral-hydrate.

Ryan O'Reily:
Oh yeah?

William Cudney:
You've been spiking the fighter's spritzers so they'll be drugged in the ring.

Ryan O'Reily:
That's crazy talk.

William Cudney:
I've made an appointment with the warden to tell him. My soul is in jeopardy, so is yours. By doing this, I'm gonna save you.

Ryan O'Reily:
Not if I save you first.

Yuri Kosygin:
At last count, I have killed 49 men. You will have the honor of being my 50th.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[watching the Miss Sally show] I'd like a four way with Nooter and Pecky.

Chris Keller:
Hey, I'm gonna see you today, right?

Sister Pete:
Three o'clock, visiting one of your ex-wives.

Chris Keller:
Yeah.

Sister Pete:
Which one? Kitty or Angelique?

Chris Keller:
Bonnie, wife number 2 and number 4, she's the best.

Sister Pete:
Hmmm.

Chris Keller:
There she is, there she is.

Sister Pete:
Aha, a redhead.

Chris Keller:
No, the other one.

Sister Pete:
Chris she's...

Chris Keller:
Huge.

Sister Pete:
Well, did she gain some weight after the divorce?

Chris Keller:
No, she was that way when I married her. Both times. Bye.

[He goes into the visitation room and starts making out with Bonnie]

Chris Keller:
You saw my ex, Bonnie. When I met her she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know... was after I broke her heart would she still love me.

[He pauses and lets this settle]

Chris Keller:
See, I'm a piece of sh*t. I am worthless. As bad as they come and to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad...

[he pauses]

Chris Keller:
You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table.

Chris Keller:
I'll see ya.

Tobias Beecher:
When?

Chris Keller:
Back here... or in Heaven.

Tobias Beecher:
You really think we're getting into Heaven?

Chris Keller:
Ah, you and me together? God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.

Augustus Hill:
The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same. There's always a scar, which I guess, is meant to remind you that even for a little while, someone made your heart beat faster. And that's a scar you can live with, proudly. All the days of your life.

Timmy Kirk:
The Catholic Church is Satan's whore.

[Schillinger has just learned that Hank is dead]

#97R492 James Robson:
You know, your kid was into a lot of sh*t. Drug deals and pimping. So there's any number of people who might want him dead.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Is this you consoling me?

#97R492 James Robson:
This is me giving you the cold, hard facts. Your son was murdered. Sonebody's got to pay. I think that someone is Beecher.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
[shocked] Beecher...

#97R492 James Robson:
Remember when you said you were waiting for Beecher to retaliate for Hank killing his kid, but nothing happened. Well, that's because he'd already taken care of it. We're in Oz. There's any number of guys here who could set up that hit.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
That motherf***ing...

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
[beat] I'll kill his daughter. I'll kill his whole F***ING FAMILY!

[Robson smiles as Schillinger storms out]

[Angus is watching his brother play with Holly]

#97R492 James Robson:
Hey, you.

Angus Beecher:
Me?

#97R492 James Robson:
Yeah. You Beecher's brother?

Angus Beecher:
Yeah.

[Robson shanks him in the heart with a bedspring]

Chris Keller:
[in handcuffs, Toby hugs him] Sorry I can't hug you back.

[Keller is leaving to stand trial in Massachusetts for a murder he did not commit]

Chris Keller:
See ya.

Tobias Beecher:
[scoffs] When?

Chris Keller:
Back here. Or in heaven.

Tobias Beecher:
You really think we're going to get into heaven?

Chris Keller:
Aw, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.

[Keller is pulled away by the guards, zoom in on Beecher's sad face, Augustus begins narration]

Augustus Hill:
The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same.

[cut to Augustus, sitting in the dark]

Augustus Hill:
There's always a scar. Which is meant, I guess, to remind you that - even for a little while - someone made your heart beat faster. And that's a scar you can live with. Proudly. All the days of your life.

[blackout]

Augustus Hill:
[as narrator] Let me tell you, dying is a lot harder on the living then it is on the dead. Death really only hurts those left behind.

[Penders and Alvarez are training seeing eye dogs]

Alicia Hinden:
Okay, you see the steaks?

Greg Penders:
We gonna teach the dogs how to cook?

Alicia Hinden:
No, we're going to teach them restraint. I'm going to put them on the floor, and you're going to stop them from eating it.

Miguel Alvarez:
All right.

Greg Penders:
You gotta be kidding me.

Alicia Hinden:
What?

Greg Penders:
I haven't seen a steak in six years. Now, you're gonna throw it on the floor so a DOG won't eat it?

[Suzanne Fitzgerald has started a music program in Oz]

Suzanne Fitzgerald:
Why don't you ask some of your friends to sign up?

Ryan O'Reily:
Sure thing.

[cut to a scene of Ryan slamming Busmalis into a wall]

Agamemnon Busmalis:
All right, I'll do it!

[Peter Schibetta walks into the repair room, and sees Vernon Schillinger, James Robson, and another Aryan]

Peter Schibetta:
Hey! You got the toaster done?

Aryan:
Hold your Calvins, Bocce boy! I'm in the middle of something!

Peter Schibetta:
Yeah well, I got lunch coming so these jokers can wait.

Vernon Schillinger:
We don't wait for wops.

Peter Schibetta:
Someone's gonna teach you manners Vernon.

Vernon Schillinger:
Yeah? Well, it ain't gonna be you prag.

[the Aryans laugh, and Schibetta turns... acting like he's going to leave... but then he pulls out a kitchen knife from the back of his pants, and runs at Schillinger and tries to stab him]

James Robson:
OH, LOOK OUT!

[the Aryans stop Schibetta, and punch him in the face several times. Then, Robson and the other Aryan drag him over to the pool table, and hold him down]

Peter Schibetta:
F*** OFF! LET ME UP! LET ME UP, GODDAMNIT!

Vernon Schillinger:
You know, I always wondered... was Adebisi's dick bigger than mine?

[Schillinger puts his hand into a bucket of black grease, then turns and faces Schibetta]

Vernon Schillinger:
...You be the judge.

98M232 Carlos Martinez:
Hey, Brass!

98M232 Carlos Martinez:
You drink?

Officer Dave Brass:
Why, you wanna go grab a couple of beers?

98M232 Carlos Martinez:
How about a blood-piss-sh*t-puke cocktail, Motherf***er?

[Martinez throws bowel mixture into his face]

98M232 Carlos Martinez:
[Brass screams, Martinez laughs and is beaten down]

[after Sippel, a child molester, is moved to Unit B]

Vernon Schillinger:
How do you live with yourself?

#88S510 Robert Sippel:
How do you?

Vernon Schillinger:
Whatever I've done. I've done for righteous reasons. Any laws I've broken don't deserve to *be* laws. But you... you...

[grabs Sippel and throws him against the cell bars]

Vernon Schillinger:
[shouts] F***ing *baby raper*! You should be *dead*!

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Back in your cage, Schillinger. Don't make me use this.

[shows her baton]

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
You wouldn't want me to enjoy myself, would you?

[Schillinger leaves]

#88S510 Robert Sippel:
Thank you, officer.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
[disgusted] Hey. Just doing my job, pal. For once I agree with that Nazi f***.

Governor James Devlin:
The celebration of Ramadan is at the center of Islamic worship. Therefore, I am pleased, in the grand tradition of this holy time, to bestow clemency on a prisoner. Kareem Said has been an outspoken critic of our administration but, political differences aside, he has been an outstanding member of the prison population. Even after suffering a heart attack last year, he has continued to work with prisoners of every race and color, especially the young, to instruct them, guide them, to better lives. So I hereby grant Kareem Said a full pardon, and I wish him well in his new life.

Kareem Said:
[to Devlin] Finally we meet face-to-face.

Reporter at Press Conference:
Mr. Said, how do you feel?

Kareem Said:
How do I feel? I feel joyless. My brothers remain behind. Imprisoned. Suppressed. I don't just mean my Muslim brothers; I mean every single man who will sleep in here tonight. Who is cut off from everything that he loves. Cut off from his own self. You know, as the word went around that the governor was going to give someone clemency, I saw a rift develop. As each inmate wished himself to be the chosen one. The longing to be free became as palpable as the food that we eat. But it is a meal I am being *served* right now. And I am Muslim, and Allah does not allow me to... swallow certain things. Allah does not allow me to take scraps from the hands of a man such as this. A man who is corrupt and immoral. A man who denigrates the gift of clemency just as he violates the principles of justice. A man that gave the order to cause the death of eight people. And so, Governor Devlin, because even the cost of freedom can be too high, I *refuse* your pardon!

Augustus Hill:
Clemency. That's a fancy word for mercy. You see, the Governor can commute a death sentence. He has the power to just pick up the phone and say no. But to me, the only time the Governor shows clemency, is when he don't make that call. 'Cause life in prison without parole is a shitload worse than death. Death is parole. Death is the real mercy.

Vernon Schillinger:
[Keller just broke Beecher's arms, and Schillinger is about to break his legs] My turn now. Sieg Heil, baby! SIEG F***ING HEIL!

Augustus Hill:
Yeah. Everybody wants to escape from Oz. 'Course truth is, there is no escape. I mean, let's say you manage to sneak out. Then you gotta run and keep running. The life of running away ain't no life at all. Better to stay put, face reality, deal with what you got and make the best of it. Yeah, the measure of a man is not where he lives, but how. How he makes the best of it. Make the best of it. Later.

Jonathan Coushaine:
I say we institute a 'no swearing' rule.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
Man, F*** you!

Augustus Hill:
Suck my dick.

Kenny Wangler:
Asswipe.

Ryan O'Reily:
Cocksucker.

Chucky 'The Enforcer' Pancamo:
Stupid c*nt.

Jaz Hoyt:
...Putz!

Officer Karl Metzger:
I've been here five minutes, I got two bodies in my floor! This is NOT THE WAY SH*T'S gonna happen WITH ME HERE! We find one more hole, who's going in it? I'm putting one of you goddamn cocksuckers in the next F***ING HOLE WE FIND! WHO HAS A SHOVEL? HUH? Dig me the goddamn hole! You want to keep me a hole! GO WITH IT. [in Beecher's face] GODDAMN IT!

Jonathan Coushaine:
[word has spread about Beecher's broken bones] They broke his arms and his legs!

Jaz Hoyt:
What is he gonna do when he gets an itch?

[Bikers laugh]

Chucky 'The Enforcer' Pancamo:
He looked like a f***in' pretzel!

Robert 'Bob' Rebadow:
Beecher was in love

Agamemnon 'The Mole' Busmalis:
Love hurts!

Kareem Said:
[angry tone] Schillinger did this!

Ryan O'Reily:
F***ing Schillinjur did this man!

Kenny Wangler:
[looking at Beecher's pod] I want this pod. Gotta better view.

Miguel Alvarez:
Hey, will you shut the f*** up? I'm trying to masturbate!

#97R492 James Robson:
Sorry about what happened to Leroy Tidd, or... Ooga Booga. Or whatever the f*** you call him.

[Said starts pounding on Robson, Arif knocks Schillinger out]

#97R492 James Robson:
You f***ing n*gger!

Kareem Said:
N*GGER! You wanna see the n*gger in me!

[Said's pounding on Robson intensifies]

Kareem Said:
You wanna SEE the n*gger in ME!

[Said continues beating Robson to a pulp]

[after being beaten severly by Said]

#97R492 James Robson:
That spade motherf***er! That cock motherf***, motherf***ing N*GGER!

[cut to Muslims]

Zahir Arif:
The Aryans must be punished. We will no longer tolerate their actions! From now on, every single one of us is on point.

[cut to Aryans]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
So Said's n*gger ass is in the hole. It looks like Arif's in charge. These f***ers are more pissed off than ever. I want you guys to watch each other's backs. Carry weapons whenever you can. This sh*t's coming down and it's coming down hard!

[Schillinger thinks he's going to kill Beecher]

Vernon Schillinger:
You're a dead man, sweet pea.

Vernon Schillinger:
[Realizes he's been set up by Keller and is going to die himself] That cocksucker.

Miguel Alvarez:
I'm so tired. I'm tired of trying. I'm tired of the walls. The lies. The fear. The death. I'm so tired.

[the Governor's assistant has just been arrested]

Tim McManus:
[to the Governor] You're next, Devlin.

Warden Martin Querns:
Hey, everybody. I'm back.

Ryan O'Reily:
What do you call it when a son kills his father?

Jahfree Neema:
Patricide.

Ryan O'Reily:
Yeah, patricide. I like the sound of that.

[Seamus refuses to see Cyril and Suzanne accuses Seamus of ruining his life]

Seamus O'Reilly:
Why don't you go suck off your n*gger boyfriend!

[Vern's sister visits him for the first time in over 20 years]

Vernon Schillinger:
Greta. What I did, shutting you out after your wedding. I had to.

Greta:
And I despised you for decades. Now all I can say is shalom. Shalom, Vern.

Warden Martin Querns:
THIS... is a restraining chair. It will be placed in the hole. If you break any of the rules, YOU... will be placed... in IT! I wanted to show you this bad boy to let you know that I will NOT... take any SH*T... from ANYONE! So remember, don't F*** with Querns!

[Mukada has rebuffed her advances]

Jessica Kirk:
How dare you! I am a good Catholic woman. I have been all my life! How dare you have such thoughts! My son was right about you. You are nothing but a f***ing slanty-eyed *mongrel*! [smacks Mukada hard]

Vernon Schillinger:
Hey, we gotta teach Clarence Seroy a lesson. He's claiming he buttf***ed you.

James Robson:
He did.

Vernon Schillinger:
[stunned, confused] What? Why didn't you say anything? Why didn't you stop him?

James Robson:
Retribution. It's all about retribution.

Vernon Schillinger:
You let a n*gger take you in the ass? You know what this means.

James Robson:
I'm out of the Brotherhood?

Vernon Schillinger:
Yeah, that's right.

James Robson:
I don't care, Vern. I'm moving to F.

Vernon Schillinger:
The fag unit?

James Robson:
They're not all fags.

James Robson:
[Clarence walks by; Robson stops him]

James Robson:
Hey, Clarence. I've got some news for you.

Clarence Seroy:
Oh, yeah, b*tch? What's that?

James Robson:
I'm HIV-positive. If I were you, I'd start getting regular check-ups from now on.

Clarence Seroy:
And you knew this all along?

James Robson:
Yep.

James Robson:
[Seroy punches Robson; his nose is bleeding, Robson touches it with his finger] Ooh, blood.

[Schillinger is up against the wall in horror as he looks at the blood; Robson laughs, amused]

James Robson:
Jeez, Vern. I've never seen you so scared.

[taunts Schillinger with his bloody fingers and leaves, laughing]

Tobias Beecher:
Did you purposely f*** up my parole?

Chris Keller:
I can't imagine going through the rest of my life in here without you.

Tobias Beecher:
You wouldn't understand, you kill for sport.

Chris Keller:
*I* don't understand? *I'm* not the one who's here by accident. I kill because I have to.

Chris Keller:
I love you. [kisses Toby, he refuses and pushes Chris] Beecher no! [jumps over the railing]

Augustus Hill:
[the final lines of the series] So, what have we learned? What's the lesson for today? For all the never-ending days and restless nights in Oz? That morality is transient? That virtue cannot exist without violence? That to be honest is to be flawed? That the giving and taking of love both debases and elevates us? That God or Allah or Yahweh has answers to questions we dare not even ask? The story is simple. A man lives in prison and dies. How he dies, that's easy. The who and the why is the complex part. The human part. The only part worth knowing. Peace.

Chris Keller:
F*** you, you f***!

[Poet has been granted an early parole]

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
It's kinda f***ed up, leaving. Everybody else is staying. It's like waking up from a dream.

Kareem Said:
Hope is a waking dream.

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
Who that, Mohammad?

Kareem Said:
Aristotle.

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
Well, that f*** ain't never served no time in Oz.

Chris Keller:
[Toby wakes up screaming] Hey, hey...

Tobias Beecher:
Don't touch me!

Chris Keller:
I was just wondering what hap...

Tobias Beecher:
Don't f***ing touch me you f***ing f*ggot!

Chris Keller:
You want to play some more chess? [Toby shakes his head] You want to go wrestle? [Toby shakes his head] You want me to leave you the f*** alone? [Toby starts crying, Chris hugs him] I'm sorry, I'm sorry... you want to cry, you go ahead, nobody's watching.

Chris Keller:
Toby, what's wrong?

Tobias Beecher:
[crying] I f***ed up my life... I really f***ed up my life, I'm all alone!

Chris Keller:
No you're not, no, no you're not.

Vern Schillinger:
The alcohol is the key.

Chris Keller:
No, *I* am the key, Beecher loves me.

Tobias Beecher:
I love you.

Chris Keller:
I love you, Toby. [they kiss, a guard pounds on the door, Keller throws moonshine at them] F*** yoooouu! F*** yoooouu!

[Schillinger blows up because Beecher is coming up for parole]

Sister Pete:
[to CO] This session's over!

Officer Tom Robinson:
Let's go, Schillinjur.

Vernon Schillinger:
[shouts] Schillinger! God DAMN IT! Schillinger! I've been here NINE F***ING YEARS! You'd think you'd know how to say my goddamn name!

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
If God is in me, he's a tumor.

[Reflecting on his childhood]

Ryan O'Reily:
Yeah, I learned the alphabet the hard way. DEA. HIV. IOU.

Leo Glynn:
People, we've got three murders in two weeks. I got the Commissioner yelling in my ear and the press shoved up my ass. The Governor's threatening to send in the feds. And my daughter wants to move into an apartment with her boyfriend. Somebody, help me out here.

Jefferson Keane aka Tizi Ouzou:
[on the phone, to his father-in-law] Yeah, I'm telling you a liar, motherf***er, because you ain't telling me the truth.

Vern Schillinger:
So how was church, sweet pea? You feeling all sanctified and pure?

Vern Schillinger:
[beat] Get undressed! We're having a shower.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
I already had a shower.

Vern Schillinger:
That's okay. When I get through with you, you'll *need* another one.

[after Beecher contradicted Schillinger on Jesus Christs's true ethnicity]

Vern Schillinger:
You're gettin' awful mouthy, prag.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
No, sir. I'm not.

Vern Schillinger:
Yeah, I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. [kicks a chair out and extends his legs]

Vern Schillinger:
Polish my boots.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Yes, sir.

[Beecher spits on a handkerchief and prepares to polish Schillinger's boots]

Vern Schillinger:
With your tongue!

[the other Aryans laugh as Beecher proceeds to lick Schillinger's boots]

Vernon Schillinger:
Hi, Petey. Nice ass.

James Robson:
[James Robson has been implanted a black man's gums, he does not know, except for the Irish and the Homeboys] Just soup!

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
You sure you dont want no chitlins and gravy go with that

[Ryan O'Reily and Poet laugh uncontrollably]

James Robson:
What?

Ryan O'Reily:
Shall we?

[Ryan and the Homeboys bang the pots to get everyone's attention]

Ryan O'Reily:
Everyone listen up! Robson here went to the dentist and got himself a nice pair of dirty ghetto gums!

[all the inmates laugh, Said smiles, the Aryans look embarrassed and humiliated]

James Robson:
Thanks Vern!

Vernon Schillinger:
I didn't say a f***in' word! Shut up, you goddamn n*gger just give him some soup!

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
Whoa! You gonna take that G? Man calling your brother a n*gger and all...

[menacing Poet]

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
Hey, hey! Don't get stupid! Don't want me to Sammy Sosa that jaw with this here spoon!

James Robson:
Dr. Faraj. Hello.

[Robson is holding a scalpel to Dr. Faraj's neck]

James Robson:
Now *who's the F***ING donor*?

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
Please? I have a wife. I have kids.

James Robson:
Then don't make me slip.

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
No. No. He was *white*. He was just like you. He was just about your age.

James Robson:
Prove it! Call the f***ing lab or whatever!

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
Ok, I'll prove it. Just get me my address book from over there.

[Robson turns around, Faraj hits him on the mouth with the phone]

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
He wasn't white! I made *sure* of that! What's done is done! Officer!

[CO Johnson comes in and subdues Robson]

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
He attacked me! It must be his *gums* acting up!

Tim McManus:
[to Tobias] This is a prison, not an employment agency.

[last lines]

Augustus Hill:
So, that road to hell that's paved with good intentions? I'm not saying to make a detour, only that before you make your first step, consider the consequences, 'cause good can turn to bad in the blink of a f***in' eye.

[Tidd trips Cyril, forcing him to his knees]

#00B563 Raymond 'Mondo' Browne:
Hey, Goldilocks! [pulls out his dick] How'd ya like to suck some chocolate.

Cyril O'Reily:
NO!

[decks Browne, Tidd and a couple of COs before being subdued]

#97R492 James Robson:
Beecher hasn't been out of his pod in two solid days. He just lies there in his bunk, sobbing like a wuss. [mocks crying]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Good. That's the brilliant part of this plan. Physically we don't touch Beecher, but the damage done is far more hideous.

Augustus Hill:
Now, you'd think a doctor or two would be on the top of the list of the greatest person of the millennium. I mean, doctors do research, discover diseases. But no one's gonna see Dr. Epstein-Barr, Dr. Norman-Barre, Dr. Down, and Dr. Alzheimer on any list. 'Cause for all their hard work, hearing their names fills us with dread. Their names make us sick.

Simon Adebisi:
Holy sh*t. It's little Nino. You know, you look just like your father, only you so pretty.

Peter Schibetta:
Trying to tell me something?

Simon Adebisi:
Yeah, I miss your father.

Warden Leo Glynn:
[Glynn and the COs have found an inmate Alexander Vogel in the gymnasium murdered with the word "JEW" carved into his chest] So you don't know anything about Alexander Vogel's murder? If the Aryan Brotherhood's not involved, why was "Jew" carved on his chest?

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Maybe some gang is trying to lay the blame on us. We're not the only ones that hate Jews, you know, [In a Black Voice] I mean, your people do too.

Warden Leo Glynn:
You're involved in this, Schillinger, I know you are.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Yeah, well, if that's true, prove it.

Warden Leo Glynn:
I will. Take him to his cell.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
[singing] Wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten...

[Beccher confronts Schillinger in the mailroom]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
I played you. I manipulated you just like the dumbass redneck Neanderthal you are. It's amazing what you learn about someone when they're f***ing you in the ass.

[Schillinger throws a fan at Beecher but misses]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[laughing diabolically] You're gettin' slow there, sweet pea. Gettin' a little *soft*.

[the Aryan Brotherhood has outcasted James Robson while in the hole for getting a black man's gums implanted into his mouth]

James Robson:
[Returning to Unit B] Hey guys, what's up! [Entire Brotherhood gets up]

James Robson:
Jesus Vern, don't do this to me, you guys are all I got in here!

Vernon Schillinger:
It's not my choice James, we've got a charter we need to follow, You know that charter better than anybody!

James Robson:
I asked the dentist, he put white man's gums in me, WHITE!

Vernon Schillinger:
Really, because that bruise Dr. Faraj planted on your cheek is blue, that tells me you didn't get the answer you were looking for, tomorrow you're moving to a different cell.

Augustus Hill:
Don't worry, Poet. I won't rat you out.

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
[gives Hill a kiss] Thanks, man. Sh*t, if I was a girl, you'd get tongue.

Augustus Hill:
If you was a girl, you'd be butt-ass ugly.

[Said and Arif see Robson alone in the library]

Zahir Arif:
You were right, Imam. Allah has *punished him for his sins.*

[to Robson]

Zahir Arif:
Hey. How's the mouth?

Augustus Hill:
[his last words] I can feel my legs.

Cyril O'Reily:
Dad's coming to visit?

Ryan O'Reily:
Well, not visit, exactly.

[cut to Seamus being escorted into Oz]

Correction Officer:
Welcome to Oz!

Seamus O'Reilly:
F*** you!

[Bukowski has been whining to O'Reily since arriving in Em City]

Ryan O'Reily:
Tell you what. Maybe I can get you a tampon to stop your p*ssy from bleeding.

[the Sicilians confront Bukowski regarding his pot brownies]

Stanley Bukowski:
You f***s better stay away from me. Or my homies'll...

Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano:
What? They'll come protect you. Go ahead. Call them.

[Bukowski realizes that he's all alone]

Stanley Bukowski:
Ah, man! I feel like Custer.

Chucky Pancamo:
C'mon Custer! Let's go for a walk.

[the Sicilians melt Bukowski's face off with a steam pipe]

Timmy Kirk:
If you're not part of the solution, you're Satan's tool.

[to Chucky Pancamo]

Vernon Schillinger:
Hey you! You f***ing dago. You killed my son.

James Robson:
Hi, Cyril. Remember me. James Robson. I was in Unit B when you first came to Oz. I'm buddies with Vern. [Vern grins and waves] It's the first time I've seen you without your brother.

Cyril O'Reily:
Ryan's coming.

James Robson:
Ah. He's no fun. You and I though, we could have fun together.

James Robson:
[touches Cyril's long hair] Why don't you give me some of that sweet p*ssy I've heard so much about?

[Cyril punches Robson, and a fight ensues]

Agamemnon Busmalis:
You a Russian?

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Yes.

Agamemnon Busmalis:
From Russia?

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Yes.

Agamemnon Busmalis:
You were born in Russia.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Yes.

Agamemnon Busmalis:
Wow. First time in Oz?

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Only time.

Agamemnon Busmalis:
You'll get used to it.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
I was seven years in Soviet gulag. This place is cake.

Augustus Hill:
In my hood, you had to learn to run, before you learned to walk.

[Aryan Brotherhood Members are sitting in the cell of a homosexual inmate]

#98H462 Richie Hanlon:
What the hell are you guys doing in my room?

Mark Mack:
Richie Boy, where you been hiding all day?

#98H462 Richie Hanlon:
Get off my bunk.

Mark Mack:
I want you to suck my dick!

#98H462 Richie Hanlon:
Get Lost.

Mark Mack:
You're a fag, you suck dick, so what's the problem!

#98H462 Richie Hanlon:
I suck the d*cks I wanna suck so f*** you!

[Mack and the other Aryans beat and rape Richie both orally and anally]

Judge Grace Lema:
Mr. Beecher, I appreciate you taking the time to see me.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Well, you know, it's a nice break from getting f***ed up the ass.

Tim McManus:
The other day before Hill's hearing I met Judge Grace Lima.

Tobias Beecher:
Oh really? How is the c*nt?

Tim McManus:
She asked about you.

Tobias Beecher:
The c*nt put me in here. The c*nt gave me the toughest sentence possible.

Tim McManus:
She asked if she could come and see you.

Tobias Beecher:
What a c*nt. You know, my trial lasted 28 days. And for every single one of those days I had to stare up at that c*nt's face while she banged her c*nt gavel and instructed the jury to f*** me over. I didn't have a choice. I had to see the c*nt. Now I don't have to.

Tim McManus:
Yes you do.

Tobias Beecher:
You gonna force me?

Tim McManus:
Yes.

Tobias Beecher:
Why?

Tim McManus:
'Cause I think it'll be therapeutic. Ultimately you'll thank me.

Tobias Beecher:
You know what? You're a c*nt too.

[about a possibility to get Hill a new trial]

Kareem Said:
Do you want to replace me? You wanna get Beecher to take up our cause?

Augustus Hill:
Our cause? This is not our cause, this is my f***ing life! I am not you, man! I don't want to be a martyr or a f***ing saint! All I want is to get out of here and be free. Either you can do that or you leave me the f*** alone!

Kareem Said:
[working on Augustus' legal defense] Augustus, we need a smoking gun. We need to find a convicted felon who was asked to give a bribe, didn't, and then was sentenced unfairly.

Robert Rebadow:
How do you know that one exists?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
And, if he does, how do you find him? It's a needle in a haystack.

Kareem Said:
Quickest way to find the needle... burn the haystack.

Lisa Logan:
What about homosexual activity? Does it happen?

Chris Keller:
Well that depends. By "homosexual activity" do you mean deep seated love by one man for another? Or guys f***ing other guys in the ass?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[flinching away from Keller] Don't.

Chris Keller:
You realize we've only kissed once? In all these months... once. All I've been thinking about is kissing you again. [reaches out to touch Beecher again]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[jerks away] Hey, I said don't!

Augustus Hill:
When Napoleon died in Exile, the doctors cut off his dick. They put his dick in an ornate jar and gave it to his priest; don't ask me why. Over the years, Napoleon's dick was sold and sold again to the highest bidder. To this day, at least three people claim to own Napoleon's dick. But you see, it's not important who owns the real dick. The big question is, well... who the f*** do those other two d*cks belong to?

Warden Glynn:
You wanted to see me.

Chris Keller:
I gotta get out of this place.

Warden Glynn:
There's a reason you're in protective custody. We want you to live long enough to testify against Schillinger.

Chris Keller:
Yeah, Warden I stay in here I die of boredom.

Warden Glynn:
You wanted magazines, I sent magazines.

Chris Keller:
How many times a day can a guy jerk off?

Warden Glynn:
I don't know, depends on the guy.

Chris Keller:
I gotta go back to Em City. I ain't worried about Schillinger. I'll take care of myself. I want that f*** to see I'm not punking out.

Augustus Hill:
Napoleon's final defeat came at Waterloo. Must've been embarrassing. You're the f***ing emperor. You conquered all of Europe, only to lose in a place with a stupid name like Waterloo. Or Watergate, or Whitewater. Note to politicans: Stay on land.

Antonio Nappa:
So Adebisi, how come you want to work in the AIDS ward with all those fags?

Simon Adebisi:
You know, it's funny. Out there I hated them, but in here, well, sometimes you need your dick sucked.

Antonio Nappa:
Yeah, well that's the difference between you and me. I've got some self control.

[Keller got stabbed multiple times in a storage room]

Vern Schillinger:
I guess Mr. Keller's got himself about *three or four* a**holes now. [the other Aryans laugh]

Chris Keller:
Show me your tits.

Sister Pete:
Don't do that.

Chris Keller:
Sorry.

Augustus Hill:
The Vikings, their brutality aside, had their moments of brilliance. At one point, they were such great shipbuilders, that Leif Ericson and his crew sailed all the way to America. Some people say that he probably went as down south as the New York harbor. Here's where the brilliance comes in- they took a look and went back.

Timmy Kirk:
I want to become a Roman Catholic again.

Father Ray Mukada:
No.

Timmy Kirk:
What? You can't refuse me!

Father Ray Mukada:
I sure as hell can.

[Beecher and Guenzel are playing basketball, Robson touches Guenzel]

#97R492 James Robson:
[flirtatiously] Ooh, I love a man who sweats.

Tobias Beecher:
Leave him alone.

#97R492 James Robson:
Stay out of this, prag!

#97R492 James Robson:
[to Guenzel] Now, this can go one of two ways, precious, kick or kiss. They both end the same. With my dick up your ass.

Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano:
Not necessarily.

#97R492 James Robson:
Who the f*** are you?

Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano:
Who the f*** am I?

[Decks Robson, causing a riot between the Aryans and the Sicilians. Beecher and Guenzel slip away]

Tobias Beecher:
You hate the law? Well, I love it. I love the law, even if it didn't turn out in my favor. You know why I love the laws we have in this state? Because it keeps people like Schillinger, Adebisi and Hernandez away from my kids.

Father Ray Mukada:
[At the funeral of an African American CO Joseph Howard] Eternal rest grant unto him, Oh Lord, and let perpetual light shine down upon him. And now, Tim McManus would like to say a few words. Tim.

Tim McManus:
Joe loved to bet on the horses, and so, in honor of him, I would like to... [singing] Camp town races sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah, Camp town racetrack's five miles long Oh, the doo-dah day. [Blacks in Audience including Glynn begin to look at McManus with disgust] Gonna run all night, Gonna run all day. Bet my money on a bobtail nag, Somebody bet on the bay.

Warden Leo Glynn:
[a scene later in the Warden's office] Come in.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
Leo, we want to talk about Tim.

Warden Leo Glynn:
I have had all the discussion about Tim McManus I'm gonna have.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
He's clearly in distress.

Warden Leo Glynn:
Yes.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
He needs help.

Warden Leo Glynn:
That's what I told him.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
So, you've seen him?

Warden Leo Glynn:
He just left.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
We've been looking everywhere.

Warden Leo Glynn:
He just left.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
Well, where'd he go?

Warden Leo Glynn:
I have no idea.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
Alright, we'll try him at home tonight.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
If not, we'll just see him here tomorrow.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
Right.

Warden Leo Glynn:
I don't think so.

Dr. Gloria Nathan:
Why not?

Warden Leo Glynn:
I just fired him. Good night.

Augustus Hill:
Ultimately, I guess it don't matter what they write in your obituary, cause you ain't gonna be around to read it. Newsprint fades, paper turn to pulp. The mark you leave behind has to be deeper. The mark you leave behind, has to be on another person's soul.

Burr Redding:
I got little mission for you, Colonel. A little Seek-And-Destroy.

[sarcastically, after Supreme Allah beats up Augustus Hill]

Burr Redding:
It takes a lot of balls to beat a fellow in a wheelchair.

[O'Reily is delivering food to Solitary just as Robson arrives]

Ryan O'Reily:
Hey, what's up, half-dick!

[Connelly, an IRA Terrorist, refuses O'Reily's friendly overtures]

Ryan O'Reily:
You're starting to piss me off. You best starting treating Oz like Northern Ireland. In here we eat, sleep, drink, work, piss and sh*t with our own kind!

#01C972 Padriac Connelly:
Oh, and you think 'cause your name's O'Reily that you're one of *my* kind.

Jia Kenmin:
[to Morales] Hey! Just 'cause you and Redding are making nice, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna bust up your taco-eating ass!

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
I'm concerned about the agitation that's out there since Khan got flattened.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
I'm know what you mean, man. I hear a lot of sh*t coming out of your mouth.

Simon Adebisi:
It's not sh*t.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
Look, I ain't saying you cocoa locos haven't been f***ed over in life. I have been too. But all these noises you're making will f*** things up around here.

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
You can't move tits if you're in lockdown 24/7.

Simon Adebisi:
There are some things more important than tits. More important than money.

[Adebisi leaves]

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
More important than money? He's in his loco mode again, man.

Vern Schillinger:
The n*ggers are up to something.

Chris Keller:
The n*ggers are always up to something. So are you.

Officer Claire Howell:
Seasons greetings f***-wad!

[Schillinger tries to rally the white inmates together in light of recent racial unrest]

Vern Schillinger:
I know we've had a lot of sh*t between us. But we've got to put that aside for now and be united by the one thing that binds us together: The color of our skin.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
[stands up] I am Russian! And I am a Jew! But I am also white. So Schillinger, am I a member of your club?

[pause]

Vern Schillinger:
Yes.

[Beecher walks off in disgust]

[continuous chanting in Unit B following Hill's unjust placement in Ad Seg]

Black Inmates:
Set Hill free! Set Hill free! Set Hill free!

White Inmates:
Shut the f*** up! Shut the f*** up! Shut the f*** up!

Officer Sean Murphy:
[sees Alvarez, Hernandez, Ricardo and Guerra in the same pod] Why is it whenever I see the four of you together in one pod I get nervous? Whoever don't live here, out. Now.

Officer Sean Murphy:
[Ricardo and Guerra leave] Hey, Hernandez. For Christ's sake it's Christmas. Take a break from being a tough guy, ok?

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
[after Murphy leaves] He's right. Enjoy the day.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
[turns to leave, but then goes back to Alvarez] It'll be your last.

[Beecher confronts Schillinger in the gym]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
You're gonna die!

Tobias Beecher:
Not today!

[Beecher kicks Schillinger in the groin, then bashes his head with a dumbbell, then proceeds to tie him up with a crowd cheering him on]

Ryan O'Reily:
Yeah, tie that motherf***ing Nazi up!

[Beecher then takes a bench and slams it onto Schillinger's chest, then pulls down his pants]

Tobias Beecher:
Hey, motherf***er, you remember THIS!

[proceeds to defecate onto Schillinger's face, the crowd cheers]

Ryan O'Reily:
Ah, he SH*T on him!

[Beecher laughs diabolically]

Tobias Beecher:
Sieg heil, baby! Sieg f***ing heil!

Beecher:
You've got to transfer me to another cell block.

Tim McManus:
All the other cell blocks are full.

Beecher:
Well transfer me to another prison.

Tim McManus:
Do I look like a travel agent to you?

[Schillinger is back from the hospital, with a patch over his damaged eye]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Look at what that cocksucker did to me! Turned me into Jolly F***ing Roger. Only I'm not feelin' real jolly right now.

[Beecher is out of the hole, Ross and the Aryans are waiting for him]

#97R518 Scott Ross:
Hey, prag. Schillinger sends his love.

[the Aryans block Beecher from entering his pod]

[Said, having recovered from a heart attack, catches Mershah trying to lead the Muslims]

Kareem Said:
Huseini Mershah! You saw that I was dying and yet you walked away. I think you *wanted* me to die!

[Mershah tries to deny it, but Said won't hear it]

Kareem Said:
NO! This man is *not* our brother, he is our enemy! As of this moment this man is CAST OUT! No Muslim shall *speak* to him, *look him in the eye* or *acknowledge* him!

[to Mershah]

Kareem Said:
You wanted the death of another. Well, right now, you dead to us all!

[the Muslims walk away, leaving Mershah alone]

[Mershah told McManus Said had weapons, prompting a shakedown]

Tim McManus:
It look like everyone *but* Said had a weapon!

[Mershah told McManus that Said had weapons, prompting a shakedown]

Tim McManus:
It looks like everyone *but* Said had a weapon!

#01B784 Ronald 'Ronnie' Barlog:
Keller and I f***ed last night. It was fantastic. He told me he loves me.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Oh, honey, can't you see it's just another Ponzi?

#01B784 Ronald 'Ronnie' Barlog:
Maybe. But I'm in Oz, so what's the difference?

Burr Redding:
You the cat who wasted Simon Adebisi, Outstanding! I heard he was one mean motherf***er, which makes you even worse.

Kareem Said:
I killed Adebisi in self defense, the court exonerated me.

Burr Redding:
No doubt, but motive is less important than outcome, he's dead and you're not!

Tim McManus:
Burr, I think it's important for you to know how things work around here.

Burr Redding:
I grew up in the ghetto, Pops died when I was nine. I had to quit school at the age of ten and support my family shining shoes, shooting craps, doing some of everything. They shipped me off to Vietnam, where I learned to kill small children and women. I've been in all kind of penitentiaries from Arizona to Alabama and back. I'm not saying this out of pride or out of shame, I'm just letting you know that I know exactly how things work around here.

Augustus Hill:
When you take revenge on somebody, you are actually paying them the highest compliment possible. It's like saying, "You've affected my life to such an extent that I must reciprocate. I must affect your life as deeply as you have mine". Revenge may be the ultimate Hallmark card. Yeah. When you think of it like that, the clich? is true. Revenge *is* sweet.

Margarita Ricardo:
I'm here to see my brother, Carlo Ricardo.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Ricardo.

[flips through pages]

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
No, sorry.

Margarita Ricardo:
It is visiting day, isn't it?

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Yes, but your brother's in ad-seg.

Margarita Ricardo:
What's that?

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
It means he's been segregated from the rest of the prisoners. He's had all his privileges taken away, including visitation rights.

Margarita Ricardo:
But I have to see him

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Sure. Not today.

Margarita Ricardo:
You don't understand...

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
If I had a nickel for every time I didn't understand, you'd be talking to an empty chair.

Augustus Hill:
People are defined by three things. Their heads- how they think. Their hearts- what they feel. Their d*cks- who they f***. At the end of the day, each of us has to answer one question. One, not so simple question. Who am I?

Ryan O'Reily:
[when asked by Busmalis, Rebadow and Hill how to choose a winner in the coming boxing match] Hey, I'm a man of logic; I'm a man of planning. I consider every detail; I factor in every possibility. Then I flip a coin.

Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
[after Seeing White Patches on Skin] DAMN, I might be able to get a cab now.

[homeboys laugh]

[O'Reily has told Pancamo, falsely, about Schibetta putting the evil eye on him]

Peter Schibetta:
Hi, Chuckie. What do you want to talk about?

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
Oh, this and that. Life and death. My life...

[draws a shank]

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
...and YOUR DEATH!

[kills Schibetta]

[Wolfgang Cutler gives James Robson a spoon]

Wolfgang Cutler:
Lick this. That's right, lick it real good. Now give it back to me. Drop your pants. Now bend over.

James Robson:
What?

Wolfgang Cutler:
You and me, we're gonna spoon. Now bend the f*** over.

[Cutler rapes Robson with the spoon. Robson screams]

Leo Glynn:
Look, whatever relationship we may had in the past, it's over, you're my prisoner now!

Mayor Wilson Lowen:
That simple huh... do you actually think I killed those little girls?

Leo Glynn:
You're found guilty!

Mayor Wilson Lowen:
As a black man... you gotta know that don't mean dick!

[the Sicilians find Robson alone in the library]

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
Robson! You shanked me and I almost died! Now you're gonna wish I had!

[Pancamo advances on Robson]

Stella Coffa:
Officer!

[CO pulls Pancamo off]

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
[cursing in Italian]

Stella Coffa:
Holy Sh*t!

James Robson:
Yeah.

James Robson:
Vern, you gotta help me.

Vern Schillinger:
Keep walking.

James Robson:
After all I've done for the Brotherhood, *you owe me*!

Franklin Winthrop:
You heard the man, keep walking!

James Robson:
Watch your mouth, prag.

[goes for Winthrop but the other Aryans restrain him]

Franklin Winthrop:
I'm not a prag anymore, pal! As for watching my *mouth*, YOU'RE the one with the *n*gger gums*!

[taps his cheek]

Franklin Winthrop:
Bye bye.

[Robson get kicked away by the Aryans]

Ryan O'Reily:
[O'Reilly sees James Robson dressed as a woman] Hey, Robson. Hey, what shade of lipstick is that, huh? Is it dick suck red?

[shouting to the solitary unit inmates]

Officer Claire Howell:
Rise and shine you little f***s!

Simon Adebisi:
O'Reily.

Ryan O'Reilly:
Yeah?

Simon Adebisi:
Go see Schibetta.

Ryan O'Reilly:
Since when are you his Western Union?

Simon Adebisi:
Since we partners.

Ryan O'Reilly:
We?

Simon Adebisi:
Yeah.

Ryan O'Reilly:
You're the monkey chained to his organ grinder.

Simon Adebisi:
Better watch that pretty little ass.

Ryan O'Reilly:
No need. You're too busy watching it for me.

[Scott Ross, an old friend of Schillinger's, arrives in Oz. Schillinger enters his pod and grabs his crotch]

Scott Ross:
You got 10 minutes to get your hands off my dick.

Augustus Hill:
I ain't saying drugs are good. But when your past is past and your present sucks and your future holds nothing but broken promises and dead dreams, the drugs'll kill the pain. Listen up, America, you ain't ever gonna get rid of drugs until you cure pain.

Leo Glynn:
Hey, Tim, want to grab some dinner?

Tim McManus:
Appreciate it, Leo. I can't.

Leo Glynn:
Too much work to do, right? You can take a break from saving the world. Even Jesus had supper.

Tim McManus:
Yeah, and right afterwards he was betrayed and crucified.

Leo Glynn:
I'll try not to take that personally.

Nino Schibetta:
Adebisi, that ends with an "I". You sure you're not Italian?

Simon Adebisi:
Schibetta, that ends with an "A". You sure you're not African?

Donald Groves:
[gives Alvarez a stamp] Here.

Miguel Alvarez:
I don't wanna write anybody a f***ing letter. I wanna get f***ing high.

Donald Groves:
You lick the back. It's liquid LSD.

Miguel Alvarez:
Groves, this gives stamp collecting a whole new meaning, baby.

Ronald Poklewaldt:
Markstrom and his crew, I need to know how they're getting their sh*t into Oz.

Ryan O'Reily:
What are you doing market research now?

Ryan O'Reilly:
I've never been big on tomatoes.

Nino Schibetta:
You Irish, you got no appreciation for the simple things in life.

Ryan O'Reilly:
What's simpler than a potato?

Ryan O'Reily:
[while talking to a CO about bringing him some more tits] What can I say? We go braless in Em City.

Kareem Said:
I understand you have some information regarding the governor, James Devlin? Information of a damaging nature.

#98W504 Jiggy Walker:
Damaging? Depends on how you view crack.

Lenny Burrano:
Peter, the family is embarrassed.

Peter Schibetta:
They got no reason to be embarrassed.

Lenny Burrano:
They're not happy with the way that you're running things in here.

Peter Schibetta:
They blame me for getting poisoned?

Lenny Burrano:
Your father got fed ground glass over the course of months. Now, whoever did that, probably Adebisi, took the time because they knew that Nino was watching. Nino was smart.

Peter Schibetta:
And so because I got one quick shot of poison instead of ground glass, I'm not as good as Pop, right?

Lenny Burrano:
This is what they say. The family.

Peter Schibetta:
Christ. You tell 'em I'm gonna handle Adebisi. I'm gonna get my honor back by the end of the day. Either that f***ing moolie or me is gonna be in a bodybag.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
Raoul Hernandez, Miguel Alvarez.

Miguel Alvarez:
El Cid, it's an honor, man.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
You Latino?

Miguel Alvarez:
Si.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
They lied to you. You too f***ing white to be a Latino. Get the f*** outta my face.

Augustus Hill:
Life in Oz sucks, and only a fool or a Republican will tell you different.

Chris Keller:
Toby, I died... and there's no white light. I was in hell.

Chris Keller:
[hugging Toby, crying] Don't let go.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
You know what I miss more than anything about being free? Taking a bath. I hate showers. To sit and soak in a hot tub with bubbles everywhere...

[says 'amazing' in Russian]

Ryan O'Reily:
I bet you even had a rubber ducky, huh Nikolai?

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Rubber ducky?

Ryan O'Reily:
Yeah.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
What is rubber ducky?

Augustus Hill:
A product of capitalist imperialism.

Joey D'Angelo:
He ate his mother.

Prisoner #95S604 Nino Schibetta:
Get out of here.

Joey D'Angelo:
So I heard. He killed her, then he blew off her head, smothered it in onions.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani:
What, no garlic?

Joey D'Angelo:
He had his father in the freezer.

Prisoner #95S604 Nino Schibetta:
Sick f***. What the f***'s wrong with this country? In the old days, murder was murder. You killed someone, it was business. You sure as Christ didn't eat them.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani:
Times have changed, Nino.

Prisoner #95S604 Nino Schibetta:
F*** that. Times changed. Nothing changes. Nothing ever changes.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani:
You're not afraid to take a punch, huh?

Kareem Said:
No, I'm not.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani:
You know all the answers too, huh?

Kareem Said:
Not all, some.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani:
Well, too bad you're the wrong color.

[after Beecher moves into Schillinger's pod]

Vernon Schillinger:
You're not a Jew, are you?

Tobias Beecher:
Me? Jewish? I don't even like Barbra Streisand.

Vernon Schillinger:
You like my tattoos?

Tobias Beecher:
Yeah.

Vernon Schillinger:
We're gonna have to get you one.

Tobias Beecher:
[laughs] I don't think so.

Vernon Schillinger:
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna brand you myself.

Tobias Beecher:
Livestock gets branded.

Vernon Schillinger:
[chuckles] Livestock. Yeah, that's exactly what you are, my livestock. Because now, Tobias. Your ass belongs to me.

Mike Healy:
Your brother's a fag, Keany. They say it runs in the family. You a f*ggot too?

Jefferson Keane:
I don't know, why don't you suck my dick and find out.

Kareem Said:
I would die for you, my brother.

Jefferson Keane:
You gonna have to.

Officer Diane Whittlesey:
There's something in the air, and it ain't love.

Officer Joseph Mineo:
Count!

Tobias Beecher:
What now?

Robert Rebadow:
We go to our cells, they count heads and lock us up for the night.

Tobias Beecher:
It's 5:00! What am I supposed to do... What time is lights out?

Robert Rebadow:
10:00 PM.

Tobias Beecher:
What do I do for five hours?

Robert Rebadow:
Try to keep breathing.

Alvah Case:
Rumor is you and Ross were lovers.

Ryan O'Reily:
Hey! I ain't no fag buddy, but even if I was I wouldn't put my dick anywhere *near* Ross's scum-hole. That guy would f*** anything on two *or* four legs.

Ryan O'Reily:
I'm like the lord of the f***ing dance. I got moves.

Alvah Case:
Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon, violation of parole. That's an amazing list of crimes.

Ryan O'Reily:
Well, you know, I applied myself.

[Alvah Case has just deduced that Wittlesly intentionally killed Scott Ross during the riot]

Warden Glynn:
She's got a mother in chemotherapy and a daughter she's got to take care of herself.

Alvah Case:
So what? You're asking me to compromise my integrity? Justice has to be done, Leo.

Warden Glynn:
Justice? The woman's a single mother, honest and one of the best COs I got. She's a good woman, who's got a hard enough time as it is. And you're gonna take all she's got away? For what? For a scum sucking drug dealer like Scott f***ing Ross?

[Devlin has promised Case the position of Attorney General if he plays ball in the investigation]

Governor James Devlin:
Find the truth, Alvah. Because the truth shall set your fee.

[the investigation has wrapped up and none of the inmates are being charged, to Devlin's anger]

Governor James Devlin:
This is not the attitude I expect from my Attorney General!

Alvah Case:
You know something, Governor. I don't want to BE Attorney General. I want to be GOVERNOR!

Governor James Devlin:
What?

Alvah Case:
I'll see you on the campaign trail, Devlin.

Tim McManus:
I may be blind but I'm not dumb.

Tim McManus:
[McManus discovers that a CO Karl Metzger is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood] So before Metzger came to town, he lived in Montana where he was part of the White Supremacy Warriors.

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
You sure of this, Tim?

Tim McManus:
I got a friend who works in the FBI who verified it.

Warden Leo Glynn:
Even so, you can't fire a man for what he did 15 years ago. I need proof that he's in cahoots with Vern Schillinger, that he's responsible for what happened to Busmalis, Beecher, and the others.

Tim McManus:
Nobody will testify against Metzger.

Warden Leo Glynn:
Well, the union's not gonna let us do anything without evidence. He's also very popular with the other CO's. I don't need any more morale problems.

Tim McManus:
So we let him stay on board till maybe he kills somebody?

Warden Leo Glynn:
I'm afraid, we have no choice.

Tim McManus:
Even though he only thinks of you as a N*gger?

Warden Leo Glynn:
What did you say?

Tim McManus:
A N*gger.

Warden Leo Glynn:
If you're trying to piss me off, you're succeeding. I don't want Metzger in this building one minute longer than you do. But if I'm going to take him down, I'm gonna need ammunition.

Sister Pete:
Do you like sex with men?

Chris Keller:
I like sex. Don't you?

Officer Karl Metzger:
What's the word on Busmalis?

Tim McManus:
Do you really care?

Officer Karl Metzger:
I wouldn't ask if I didn't.

Tim McManus:
You care, why? Because you're afraid that it'll look bad on your record? That you used excessive force?

Officer Karl Metzger:
I did not use excessive force.

Tim McManus:
The man almost died.

Officer Karl Metzger:
But he didn't.

Tim McManus:
Yeah, 'cause you knew when to let go. What's the motto? "Choke 'em 'til you smell sh*t"?... Nice tattoo.

Officer Karl Metzger:
Souvenir of a misspent youth.

Tim McManus:
Metzger, I know who you are; I know *what* you are.

Officer Karl Metzger:
All I am is a highly-trained, underpaid member of the Correctional Officer's Benevolent Association. But if I am what you think I am, you should tip-toe.

Tim McManus:
Is that a threat?

Officer Karl Metzger:
I'm merely reminding you who your friends are. Remember who you want standing next to you when one of these f***s comes after you with a knife.

Augustus Hill:
'At least you got your health.' Don't you hate that? You lose your job, you lose your wife, YOU'RE IN PRISON, and some punk ass do gooder says 'At least you got your health' like that's supposed to make you FEEL better! So what if I'm broke? So what if some dealer wants to cap my ass; at least I ain't got a tumor. I swear, the next person to say ALYGYH to me, I'ma make sure they don't have THEIR health much longer.

Simon Adebisi:
You are a sick motherf***er, O'Reily.

Ryan O'Reily:
Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Donald Groves:
This is my tooth. It was in my head. This tooth and I have been together since we were kids. This tooth chewed on my mom.

Scott Ross:
You should sell it.

Donald Groves:
Sell it?

Scott Ross:
Sell it. The tooth from the mouth of Donald Groves? Do you know how much that's worth on the open market?

Donald Groves:
How much?

Scott Ross:
Plenty.

Donald Groves:
Who'd wanna buy my tooth?

Scott Ross:
Collectors.

Donald Groves:
Collectors?

Scott Ross:
Collectors. People collect everything. Stamps, salt and pepper shakers, World's Fair tchochkes. Some people collect crime stuff. Lindbergh ladder, Ted Bundy's toenail clippings, and this.

Donald Groves:
We'd have to get a fence, right?

Scott Ross:
We're in prison. How hard's that gonna be?

Donald Groves:
Ross, if we get a good price, I still got 30 more.

[Beecher, high on PCP, smashes Schillinger's pod windows]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Get out, motherf***er! How's that! I'm sorry, sir! I'm getting out of here!

[Beecher tries to jump off the railing, gets pulled off by the hacks]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
How about that! Come on! F***ing B*TCH!

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
GET A F***ING DOCTOR!

Simon Adebisi, Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
BEECHER BEECHER BEECHER BEECHER...

[Vern is now blind in one eye]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
I'm gonna kill that motherf***er. That f***ing...

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
BEECHER, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!

Simon Adebisi:
It's simple. You help me get rid of the n*ggers, and we take over the drug trade.

Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez:
Simple huh? What about the wiseguys?

Simon Adebisi:
They don't care who they work with, as long as the job gets done.

Chico Guerra:
You're asking us to get rid of your people?

Simon Adebisi:
They are not MY people. I am African!

[Wangler got knocked out quick, during the Oz boxing tournament]

Ryan O'Reily:
Hey, Bricks! Nice one, man! You're like Tyson all right, Cecily Tyson!

Ryan O'Reily:
Hey, Khan. I just thought you should know, Wangler's been talking sh*t about you and Said. I think it's time you taught that heathen homeboy a little lesson.

[Keller is in Sister Pete's office having a session with her]

Sister Pete:
You and Schillinger were together at Lardner when you were how old?

Chris Keller:
17.

Sister Pete:
He saved your life.

Chris Keller:
Mmmm-mmmm.

Sister Pete:
Did you have sex together?

Chris Keller:
Yeah.

Sister Pete:
Did he force himself on you?

Chris Keller:
Vern likes the power part of sex, so I let him think he did.

Sister Pete:
Do you enjoy sex with men?

Chris Keller:
I enjoy sex, don't you?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[about Schillinger's son, Andy] I haven't f***ed him. At least not yet. You see, because I was there for him. You know. Holding him, comforting him. I think he's getting a little bit of a crush on me. And I have been tempted to, you know, deep-tongue him a couple of times. But I knew it'd make you mad so I haven't. Even though, he wants me to stick my dick up his ass. And I'm afraid one of these nights, he and I alone, in our pod, well. I may not be able to control myself.

Vernon Schillinger:
You'll be dead before you get the chance!

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[as Schillinger walks away] Well, you better hurry. Because Keller's getting horny. And I heard O'Reily's been talking about a three-way with Cyril and Andy.

Antonio Nappa:
You look like my ex-wife

Nat 'Natalie' Ginsberg:
Why, thank you.

Antonio Nappa:
That's not a compliment

Vernon Schillinger:
[about Beecher, Keller and O'Reily] Those are *not* the sort of people you should be hanging around with!

Andrew Schillinger:
As compared to *whom*? Those fine, upstanding individuals who make up *your* merry little band?

Vernon Schillinger:
[alternating between him in his cell and Andrew in the hole] A man does everything he can for his kids. Comforts them, loves them. Sacrifices everything for their happiness. But when your own flesh and blood renounces you, you have no choice but to renounce them. My son, Andrew, is dead to me. My son is dead.

[cut to Andrew dead in the hole from a heroin overdose]

Tim McManus:
You must think I'm an idiot. You want me to move Keller out of your pod and put Andrew Schillinger in?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
You're wondering if I'm going to harm the son of the man who double f***ed me.

Tim McManus:
The thought had crossed my mind.

Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
I just got word from Mr. Nappa. Your friend what's-his-name, he needs to learn a little respect.

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Kosygin is no friend of mine. I'm a Jew, he's a Cossack. In my community, he's feared for his savagery. You Italians, you think you're so tough... Kosygin will rip your heart out, eat it, and no think twice.

[In Oz's boxing tournament, Alvarez got beaten by a gay opponent]

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
Yo, Alvarez! Nice fight!

Miguel Alvarez:
Shut the f*** up!

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
What you gonna do, motherf***er? Hit me with your purse?

Ryan O'Reily:
[to Robson] Beecher bit off the tip of your dick. How'd you like to lose the rest?

Nikolai Stanislofsky:
Are you here to kill me?

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
Happy birthday to me. Happy motherf***ing birthday to me. Happy motherf***ing birthday...

Simon Adebisi:
...to Kenny. Happy Birthday to you.

[blows out candle]

Officer Joseph Mineo:
Congratulations, Vern.

Vern Schillinger:
For what?

Officer Joseph Mineo:
It's a boy. A bouncing baby boy.

[beat]

Officer Joseph Mineo:
Your son arrived yesterday.

Vern Schillinger:
Which unit is he in?

Officer Joseph Mineo:
Your favorite. Emerald City.

[Schillinger is horrified]

Augustus Hill:
Then the Lord said: "I have seen the affliction of my people who are in Egypt and have heard their cries because of their taskmasters. I know their suffering and have come down to deliver them out of the hands of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land to a good and broad land. A land flowing with milk and honey." Yeah. God sends Moses to be a deliverer, then throws a curveball. God hardens Pharoah's heart, so Pharoah won't let the Israelites go. "Moses set my people free. Pharoah, keep them captive." Hey, God, who's side are you on?

Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy motherf***in' birthday...

Simon Adebisi:
[puts his arm around him] To Kenny. Happy birthday to you.

[blows out candle]

Murphy:
Gentlemen, this room here is the, uh, computer room. Call me crazy, but I think when I see people in this room, they should be using computers. But you three aren't, which leads me to guess, you know, 'cause I'm such a bright fella, that you're here for a different reason. Now forgive me for being distrustful, that probably means you're up to no good.

[Guerra and Hernandez get up to leave]

Murphy:
That's right, take a hike. Let's go. You too, Simon.

Simon Adebisi:
I am using the computer.

Murphy:
Ah. Well, can I give you one little small suggestion? Turn it on.

Augustus Hill:
You swat at a fly, step on an ant, squash a cockroach, you don't think much of it. In fact, killing a bug gives you a sense of accomplishment. F***ing ant was ruining your picnic, cockroach was crawling through your kitchen cabinets. You put an end to their disgusting, miserable little lives and make a better world for everyone. Only, for every one you kill, more appear. Bigger, uglier, meaner than before.

Vern Schillinger:
[Robson's gums hurt] Not much of a meal there!

James Robson:
Yeah, nothing cold or crunchy

Aryan:
Why, you on a diet?

James Robson:
Because it hurts Dipshit! Do I look fat to you? GOD DAMN IT, what is that, suddenly Ice Cream, croutons, its like getting your gums raked.

Aryan:
There probably recessive, my old man had bad gums

Vern Schillinger:
When's the last time you get a cleaning?

James Robson:
I don't know, 5 or 6 years, I hate the f***ing dentist!

Aryan:
Don't f*** around with your gums, my old man didn't deal, his mouth ended up a train wreck!

Vern Schillinger:
If I were you, I'd go see Dr. Faraj, you don't wanna be slurping turkey milkshakes at middle age.

James Robson:
Faraj, I don't want some Sand N*gger's paws probing my mouth thank you!

Vern Schillinger:
They wear gloves now, you know, since AIDS came along

James Robson:
Oh

Vern Schillinger:
[Looking at Robson's mouth] Jesus, how long has it really been?

Ryan O'Reily:
"Lights out" means "Shut the f*** up".

Franklin Winthrop:
[Guenzel has been transferred to Unit B] Oh, how the mighty hath fallen.

Adam Guenzel:
F*** you, f*ggot!

Vernon Schillinger:
GUENZEL!

Adam Guenzel:
Oh, Hi Vern. Your buddies from Em City all send regards.

Vernon Schillinger:
Shut up!

Adam Guenzel:
But I was...

Vernon Schillinger:
[b*tch-slaps Guenzel] Speak when you're spoken to!

[the other Aryans drag Guenzel into a storage room]

Franklin Winthrop:
[blocking Schillinger's path] Sir. May I watch?

Vernon Schillinger:
If you don't watch, how will you ever learn? After you.

Tobias Beecher:
You creep into my heart, and make my heart BURN!

Vern Schillinger:
You sneak into my mind, and make my head ACHE!

Tobias Beecher, Vern Schillinger:
Look it's time to face the music.

Vern Schillinger:
BYE bye!

Tobias Beecher:
Don't slam the door.

Tobias Beecher, Vern Schillinger:
This is the last duet. Last chance you're gon-na get. No more h-har-mony for you and me. This is the LAST DUET!

Tobias Beecher:
I'll ever do with.

Vern Schillinger:
Never do with.

Tobias Beecher, Vern Schillinger:
Never never never never never do with YOOOOOUUU!

[while performing dental surgery on Robson]

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
You know, with all your warped ideology, I bet you never gave a thought as to why Adolf was so pissed off at the Jews. One theory is that he was traumatized by the death of his mother. She had breast cancer and was in the care of a Jewish physician. So his repressed hatred manifested itself into the Holocaust. Another theory is that Hitler's father was the illegitimate son a German woman and some obscure Jewish man, so Hitler *himself* had *impure* blood.

[Robson starts wriggling]

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
Now, now, *don't* make me slip. 'Cause if I slip, then we are both in trouble.

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
[beat] It's amazing. I mean we don't even know where this gum tissue came from. It could be a kike, a spic, maybe even a f*ggot.

[Robson garbles "Not a f*ggot"]

Dr. Tariq Faraj:
I mean you could be getting the *beautiful* gums of a *big*, *black* N*GGER.

[Robson looks horrified]

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
Rape is rape, Leo.

Warden Leo Glynn:
I don't agree. Here, rape has a... a leveling effect.

[CO tries to intervene after a scuffle in the infirmary]

#97R492 James Robson:
You can't punish us. We're *recovering*.

Vern Schillinger:
Yeah. Health care's a b*tch, isn't it.

[CO leaves unhappily]

Sister Peter Marie Reimondo:
I had a thought in the shower this morning - about you

Tobias Beecher:
You think about me when you're naked in the shower?

Robert Rebadow:
Just 'cause I talk to God doesn't mean I'm crazy.

[Schibetta's wife just passed away]

Nino Schibetta:
Such a good woman. Such a patient woman. I'm not the easiest man to live with, you know.

Joey D'Angelo:
Yeah, I know.

Nino Schibetta:
[looks at D'Angelo menacingly] I want Angie's funeral to be magnificent. I want a gold and bronze casket. Red velvet interior. At the wake, I want on both sides of her Calla lilies. She had them on her wedding day. And get that actor she likes to be one of her pallbearers.

Joey D'Angelo:
Which actor?

Nino Schibetta:
You know, he's a big movie star. What's his name? He was in that movie where the thing blew up.

Joey D'Angelo:
Yeah, I know who you mean.

Father Ray Mukada:
According to this file you're about to be a father. You've got a girlfriend, Maritza, she's an inmate at Parker Women's.

Miguel Alvarez:
Yeah, we got arrested together. Ain't that sweet?.

Ryan O'Reily:
She's a hooker.

Lenny Burrano:
You're full of sh*t.

Ryan O'Reily:
She's a hooker. I tell ya, I been there.

Lenny Burrano:
You're shitting me about this.

Ryan O'Reily:
The St. Pauli sector of Hamburg, Germany is the red light district. So you tell me what a St. Paul Girl does after she takes up her apron.

Lenny Burrano:
And I always thought the little b*tch was smiling just for me.

Tim McManus:
I'm gonna arrange for you to visit your wife in the hospital.

Nino Schibetta:
That's very considerate of you. But forgive me, I'm cynical by nature. Why are you being so considerate to me?

Tim McManus:
It's hard enough her being this ill without you being able to, uh...

Nino Schibetta:
Say goodbye? What do you want from me?

Tim McManus:
Your continued patience.

Nino Schibetta:
You're gonna find out who killed Dino?

Tim McManus:
Yes.

Nino Schibetta:
And you're gonna bring him to justice.

Tim McManus:
Now you're laughing at me.

Nino Schibetta:
As I said, I'm a cynical bastard.

[about the death of Dino Ortolani]

Johnny Post:
Just before I killed him, I *f***ed* him up the ass!

Nino Schibetta:
Kill him. Start with his dick.

Augustus Hill:
'F***' is a four letter word. 'Rape' is a four letter word. 'Wife' is a four letter word. So is 'love.'

[after Beecher tells him he's arranging a conjugal visit]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Oh, a c*nt-jugal. But you didn't ask my permission.

[pause]

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
When are you gonna learn, prag? You belong to *me* now! I make *all* your decisions for you.

[Beecher nods]

[after forcing Beecher to ask permission several times]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
*PLEASE, SIR! MAY I F*** MY WIFE?*

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Now, when you ask me like *that*. I can't refuse you anything.

Burr Redding:
[Augustus Hill has just OD'd on drugs] So how's he doing?

Tim McManus:
[Grabbing Redding Angrily] You son of a b*tch, Augustus' blood is swimming in heroin, you want to f***ing tell me about that!

Tim McManus:
I don't know nothing about that! Just tell me how the f*** he is

Tim McManus:
He's dying, he's lying in a f***ing hospital bed, dying.

Burr Redding:
So why the f*** are you sitting here trying to talk to me?

Tim McManus:
I want to know who gave him the drugs Redding!

Burr Redding:
McManus, I swear to you I don't know nothing about that!

Tim McManus:
Why the f*** should I believe you?

Burr Redding:
I'm getting old, I should've died a long time ago, but there's one thing I won't do and that's outlive that boy, now you go to him and do everything you can and I swear to you I'll find the motherf***er that gave him smack!

Tim McManus:
All right and when you do you bring him straight to me!

[Redding immediately searches for Poet]

Tim McManus:
Hill O.D.'d, yesterday. You want to tell me about it?

Burr Redding:
I know nothing about that!

Tim McManus:
Bullshit.

Burr Redding:
F*** you! I've done a lot of sh*t in my life. I should probably be dead by now! But there's one thing I won't do, and that's outlive that boy!

Tim McManus:
I'm sorry Rebadow, it's your word against his. The word of a correctional officer against the word of an inmate... who is known to talk to god.

[looking at Miss Sally on TV]

Chico Guerra:
Whoa, what the f*** is this, man?

Agamemnon "The Mole" Busmalis:
Miss Sally's new TV series -"Sallycise". It's a health and exercise program.

Chico Guerra:
Yeah, well, one of my muscles is already getting bigger.

Sister Pete:
I want to find the three men who raped Peter Schibetta.

Warden Glynn:
Why?

Sister Pete:
Why, Leo? Why?

Warden Glynn:
Look, we're doing everything we can to keep the number of reported rapes down.

Sister Pete:
Reported? Listen to you, your own daughter was raped.

Warden Glynn:
Well... this is different. This is Oz.

Sister Pete:
Rape is rape, Leo.

Warden Glynn:
I don't agree. Here, rape has a leveling effect. Peter Schibetta, from the day he arrived, wanted to be a tough guy, wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, running things, hurting people. Well, he got stopped by Adebisi, and now he got stopped again.

Sister Pete:
What's going on? Do you have something personal against Schibetta?

Warden Glynn:
No, no, simply survival of the fittest, as natural and basic as Darwin.

Sister Pete:
You and I have disagreed about a lot of things over the years, but this is...

Warden Glynn:
Peter Marie...

Sister Pete:
"... a leveling effect."? You want rape to do your job?

[Morales listens silently to his brother-in-law trashing his dead sister]

Javier Osorio:
...I mean I don't like to disrespect the dead, but...

Enrique Morales:
You know what, Javier. You never will again.

[bashes Javier's head into the table]

Enrique Morales:
My sister was a SAINT! You MOTHERF***ER!

[continues bashing Javier's head]

#02W562 Franklin Winthrop:
Hey there, handsome.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
F*** you.

#02W562 Franklin Winthrop:
Hey, what's with the attitude, man? I'm in here because of you, remember? I didn't wanna rape that girl!

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
Look at yourself. Look at what you've turned into!

#02W562 Franklin Winthrop:
I had to, to survive, you know?

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
You don't see me all dolled-up.

#02W562 Franklin Winthrop:
That's 'cause you've got Beecher, and from what I understand, you're paying the same price for protection that I am.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
Bullshit!

#02W562 Franklin Winthrop:
Hey, everyone knows that Beecher's a f***ing fag, and everyone knows you're sucking *his* cock.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Adam? Is everything all right? You haven't said a word all evening.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
Were you a fag before you came to Oz or did you start here?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
What?

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
I've been asking around, I've heard some stories; are they true?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Depends on what you heard.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
That when you first arrived, you were Schillinger's b*tch?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[embarrassed] Yes.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
And then some guy named Keller's b*tch?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Not "b*tch", exactly.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
Well, then what? His "girlfriend"?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
People like to reduce things to their most basic form...

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
You're either a fag or you're not a fag. And if you are, you should of told me instead of pretending to act normal; pretending to care about me for the right reasons.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
[begins to approach him] Adam, I *do* care about you for the right reasons.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
Stay back!

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Come on, don't be an a**hole.

#02W561 Adam Guenzel:
Yeah, you'd like that, huh? You'd like to be up my a**hole?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Shut the f*** up!

Chris Keller:
[as Keller is being sent off to another prison] Don't worry, we'll meet again. If not here then in Heaven.

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
Do you think we'll really get in?

Chris Keller:
You and me together? God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.

[a severed hand coms through the X-ray machine in the mail room]

#97R492 James Robson:
Holy Sh*t. Vern, you'd better come over here.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
What is it?

#97R492 James Robson:
Package for Tobias Beecher.

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
Sh*t. Officer Howell! You'd better get over here!

Officer Claire Howell:
What the f*** is that?

Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger:
A child's hand.

[cut to Beecher bawling loudly in his pod]

[the FBI names Keller as a possible suspect]

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
No. Not Chris. It can't be him.

Mrs. Beecher:
How can you be so sure?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
I know Chris, Mother. Intimately.

Mrs. Beecher:
Intimately?

Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
He's my lover.

[Mr. and Mrs. Beecher are horrified]

[Querns just took over Em City]

Martin Querns:
For me, drugged-out prisoners make for a quiet cell block. So you can sell whatever you want to whoever you want. I don't care. I'll be looking the other way.

Simon Adebisi:
On one condition, right?

Martin Querns:
Gee, you *are* a smart one. One condition. No violence, I mean none! ZERO!

Shirley Bellinger:
I woke up this morning with a crick in my neck.

Chris Keller:
[to Beecher] You should take care of where you stick your dick. That baby is lethal.

Black Inmates:
[after Seeing that Clayton Hughes has shot the Governor, inmates start Chanting] Clayton! Clayton! Clayton!

White Inmates:
Kill Hughes! Kill Hughes! Kill Hughes! Kill Hughes!

[after witnessing an argument between Browne, Supreme Allah and Adebisi]

Ryan O'Reily:
Ah. Trouble in Paradise.

Chris Keller:
Yeah, but not any good to us. You know what we have here, O'Reily? A fan-dan-go. And we need to do something about it soon.

Ryan O'Reily:
Hey, I don't like being in the minority, but what the f*** can *we* do? Even the f***ing Muslims are kow-towing to Adebisi.

Chris Keller:
We could detonate a few well-placed depth charges.

[O'Reily realizes Keller's plan and grins]

Ryan O'Reily:
Whatever you need, K-Boy.

[they touch fists]

Simon Adebisi:
[grabs Said after learning he's being transferred out of Em City] So, the end is near, huh?

Kareem Said:
No! More likely things are gonna go back to the way they were before!

Simon Adebisi:
Not for me - for you! [holds a shank to Said's throat]

Kareem Said:
You said you weren't gonna kill me!

Kareem Said:
You swore to Allah that you were my brother!

Kareem Said:
And I meant that.

Kareem Said:
LIAR! I gave you that tape as a final test or your loyalty, your friendship - your love! [cuts Said on the cheek]

Kareem Said:
[screams, starts to struggle with Adebisi. The sounds radiate outside into Em City. All the inmates and COs stare in anticipation. Suddenly, a large blood stain appears on the curtains blocking their view]

Simon Adebisi:
[Bursts out the door, staggering. Walks a few steps, laughs, spits out blood. Finally, falls over dead. The inmates start shouting in disbelief]

Officer Sean Murphy:
[into his radio] This is 25, we got a 16!

Kareem Said:
[the inmates rush up the stairs, but are blocked by COs as he stumbles out of the cell, breathing heavily, covered in blood and holding the shank]

Officer Sean Murphy:
[takes out his nightstick] Drop it. Drop it! Drop the shank!

Kareem Said:
[throws the shank to the ground, and is restrained by a CO]

Zahir Arif:
Imam! Imam!

Tobias Beecher:
I didn't kill Shemin.

Simon Adebisi:
Yeah, but you f***ed him, though.

Tobias Beecher:
Once. He was lousy.

[Browne slams Beecher's head against a desk]

Tobias Beecher:
So were you, Mondo!

[Browne slams his head again]