Pacific Station

[Bob and Richard open the coffee from Santini's gallery which Officer Jimmy has just drunk from]

Det. Bob Ballard:
It's the coffee you impounded.

Det. Richard Capparelli:
And there are the drugs right there.

Det. Bob Ballard:
Makes sense.

[to beat cops]

Det. Bob Ballard:
Book him.

[to Capparelli]

Det. Bob Ballard:
He must have packed the cocaine in coffee to throw of the dogs at customs!

Det. Richard Capparelli:
Now, Bob, those women may be a bit homely, but I think dogs is a little extreme!

Det. Bob Ballard:
What made you go after Santini?

Det. Richard Capparelli:
[holding up Santini's file] Well, the next time you have a rift with your wife, I didn't want you to use this as an excuse not to work it out.

Det. Richard Capparelli:
[after arresting Santini and impounding everything in the gallery] I know how he's smuggling in the drugs. It's in the artwork!

[grabs a vase]

Santini:
Careful with that! it's worth $20,000!

Det. Richard Capparelli:
Sure it is, that's cause it's full of

[drops the vase, which is empty]

Det. Richard Capparelli:
Nothing!

Det. Richard Capparelli:
Hey, roomie!

Det. Bob Ballard:
Capparelli, if you call me roomie one more time, I swear to God, I will bring paper products into this house that *you* will not be able to recycle!

Officer Jimmy:
Nobody drinks coffee anymore. Nobody smokes cigarettes. What happened to all the real men?

Ballard:
They all died!

[Ballard has said he won't be able to invite Cappareli round to meet Mrs Ballard]

Det. Richard Capparelli:
You need some time together to re-establish you're bond.

Det. Bob Ballard:
No - after everything I've told her about you, she's afraid of you!

[Al enters the squard room with Officer Jimmy walking behind]

Det. Al Burkhardt:
Try to keep up, will ya?

Det. Bob Ballard:
What's going on, Jimmy?

Officer Jimmy:
[Pointing to Al] Captain assigned me special detail, to protect this man.

Det. Al Burkhardt:
Can you belive this. This guy hasn't been out of the supply room in thirty years!

[Spotting Captain Epstein]

Det. Al Burkhardt:
Sir, I respectfuly request a younger policeman.

Capt. Ken Epstein:
Det. Burkhardt, I will not allow age discrimination in this precinct. Jimmy has a lifetime of police experience - he's forgotten more than you'll ever know!

Santini:
[pointing at Capparelli] I want this lunatic brought up on charges. Who's the senior officer here?

Capt. Ken Epstein:
Ballard, take over here!

Det. Bob Ballard:
[Capparelli smashes 4 vases without finding any drugs] When you're wrong, you're really wrong, aren't you!

Det. Richard Capparelli:
When I was married, my wife and I had a marriage councillor we could talk through our problems with, and it made for a stronger and happier marriage

Det. Bob Ballard:
But you guys got divorced!

Det. Richard Capparelli:
Yes, but then she married our thearpist!