Paper Mario RPG

Hamma Jamma:
My grandpappy used to tell me great stories... World 7-1, that was his 'hood. I'm gonna become champion to honor his memory, man!

Goombella:
[using her tattle function] That's Stewart, the blimp conductor. He checks tickets for blimp passengers. He's what you call a Cheep-Cheep. Normally they don't hang out on land, but... They've actually been around a while in the Mario Bros. series, you know. Oh, gosh, I just broke through the fourth wall, there, didn't I? Sorry, just forget it.

Lord Crump:
[while in disguise] And you! Yes, out there. In front of the TV screen-I'm talking to you! It may be really obvious to YOU who I am... but I still have Mario fooled, so no telling! Or else!

[repeated line]

TEC:
Goodnight, Princess Peach.

Doopliss:
[after guessing his name wrong] Wrongamundo, little nobody! Who'd name their kid that?

Goombella:
Mario has the Treasure Map!

Professor Frankly:
WHAT? Hummina hubbity hubbida hippity hoobida hammala huffala hoofall... *Really*?

Crow 1:
[listening in] I've been really depressed lately, thinking about the depletion of fossil fuels.

Crow 2:
Yeah, tell me about it. We've got to come up with a renewable energy source before that happens...

Crow 3:
Like wind, or hydroelectric... I think solar energy probably has the greatest potential.

Gus:
CRUD! You dumb video-game heroes always do this! [after being defeated by Mario]

Goombella:
Why is there a gatekeeper in every town? Well, I guess the game would be too easy be without them. Hee hee... let's never speak of it again.

Lucky:
[on explaining how the Lottery works] The daily number changes everyday in real time. I use the Nintendo Gamecube Clock as a reference!

Professor Frankly:
And you there! In front of the TV! You listen up, too!

Yoshi:
Did someone pile-drive your head, or what? I don't see any TV here, nutjob!

Vivian:
What to say... ARE YOU TALKING TO NO ONE?

Goombella:
Yeesh. First me, then you! Why do we always have to break through the fourth wall?

X-Naut:
um... ouch?

Koops:
[about Ms. Mowz] Man she sure is cute.