Pelísky

Father Kraus:
Where did the comrades from DDR make a mistake?

Uzlinka:
Daddy! Russians have come!

Father Sebek:
What? What? Tell them to wait, we will come in the moment.

Uncle:
I have read in "100 + 1 foreign interests" magazine such an piquancy that an average woman thinks about sex every 5 minutes and an average person, like man, guy thinks about it every 7 minutes.

Father Sebek:
So, what is the result?

Uncle:
That I am an average woman.

Teacher:
Mr. Kraus, are you alright?

Father Kraus:
Yes, only my brain reels.

Teacher:
You don't look very good.

Father Kraus:
You look terrible too.

Michal:
Good evening.

Father Kraus:
Hi.

Michal:
Can Jindra go out?

Father Kraus:
Never! Or forever!

Caretaker:
A package for you in today's mail.

Elien:
Hmmmh... [takes the box, turns it around]

Caretaker:
All the way from the USA. Probably from your comrade parents...