People vs. Larry Flynt

Larry Flynt:
I turned the whole world into a tabloid.

Althea:
I've had an epiphany once, Larry. My daddy shot my whole family in the head, and I was the only one to identify the bodies. I was sent to a good Christian school full of good Christian nuns who put my face into their pussies with their cruxifixes on for 8 goddamn years.

Isaacman:
Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.

Isaacman:
Larry, thousands of people petition the Supreme Court, OK? Thousands.

Larry Flynt:
Yeah, and our case is as good as any.

Isaacman:
Our case is better than most, you're missing my point, and that is they will never pick you. Because you're a nightmare. They're afraid if they let you in there, you're gonna wear a diaper, or throw oranges at the justices, and they should be, Larry, because in all the times you've gone to the court asking for help, you've never once demonstrated any respect for its institutions and procedures.

Alan Isaacman:
Listen, I'm sitting here with the eminently reasonable District Attorney of the state of Georgia.

Alan Isaacman:
Right. He's very impressed by your conversion, he wants to cut us a plea bargain.

Larry Flynt:
A plea bargain? Because I've found God?

Isaacman:
Larry, listen to me for a second: Don't argue with me on this, ok. Just say yes because I've pulled a lot of strings to make this happen.

Larry Flynt:
Is he sitting there with you?

Isaacman:
Yes, he is.

Larry Flynt:
Would you do me a favor? Just tell that miserable old gray-haired bastard to go f*** himself, we're going to trial.

Isaacman:
Ok, right.

Larry Flynt:
Oh, and praise the lord.

Alan Isaacman:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard a lot toady, and I'm not gonna go back over it, but you have to go into that room and make some decisions. But before you do, there's something you need to know. I am not trying to suggest that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what Larry Flynt does, but what I do like is the fact that I live in a country where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like the fact that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine and read it, or throw it in the garbage can if that's where I think it belongs.

Althea Leasure:
The reign of Christian terror is over. We're going back to our roots. We are porn again.

Blow Dried Jerk:
Uh, Mr. Flynt? I don't wanna step on your toes but things have changed since you were actively running the company. I mean I look back at the stuff you did in the 70s and it was uh sorta racy and crazy. But the country is different now. Reagan has rebuilt America and the moral majority is gaining power.

Larry Flynt:
You're fired.

Blow Dried Jerk:
Excuse me?

Larry Flynt:
You get the f*** out of my building. Doug get him out of here. You blow dryed jerk mother f***er. Take him out of here and throw him in the incinerator, cut him to little pieces and feed him to the animals out there. Get out of here.

Simon Leis:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Before we begin, I must apologize for the unpleasantness of this task. What you are about to see is going to take your breath away. Hustler magazine depicts men and women posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts women and women posed in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts Santa Claus posed in a lewd and shameful manner.

Simon Leis:
Mr. Flynt, can you please turn to page 77? Can you describe to the jury what is on that page, please sir?

Larry Flynt:
It's a picture of Santa Claus.

Simon Leis:
What is Santa Claus doing?

Larry Flynt:
He's talking to Mrs. Claus, and holding in his hand what appears to be a large, erect penis.

Simon Leis:
And could you read the caption underneath that cartoon, please?

Larry Flynt:
"This is what I've got to ho-ho-ho about."

Larry Flynt:
Why do *I* have to go to jail to protect *your* freedom?

Larry Flynt:
If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you.

Larry Flynt:
These are my friends - lots of money, lots of friends.

Larry Flynt:
25 years. All I'm guilty of is bad taste.

Larry Flynt:
If you don't like Hustler magazine, don't read it.

Alan Isaacman:
I'm not trying to convince you to like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what Larry Flynt does.

Larry Flynt:
What is more obscene: Sex or war?

Althea Leasure:
Nobody on this planet wants their religion and their pornography together.

Larry Flynt:
You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble.

Mantke Clerk:
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help yo God?

Larry Flynt:
No.

Judge Thomas Alva Mantke:
No?

Larry Flynt:
Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.

Judge Thomas Alva Mantke:
Mr. Flynt, you are a handful.

Larry Flynt:
I know, your honor.

Larry Flynt:
She ain't bad. She ain't legal either.

Jimmy Flynt:
Yes she is, I saw her ID.

Larry Flynt:
Look, you stupid briar-hopper, my dog could get an ID... from my goat.

Larry Flynt:
I oughta move somewhere, where perverts are welcome.

Jerry Falwell:
What?

Roy Grutman:
Yeah, Jerry, he's suing you.

Jerry Falwell:
He's suing me? For heaven's sakes, on what grounds?

Roy Grutman:
Well, you xeroxed his ad, and you sent it out in a million fundraiser letters.

Jerry Falwell:
Yeah, so?

Roy Grutman:
But you didn't get his permission. And that's copyright infringement.

Jerry Falwell:
The depth of his depravity sickens me.

Larry Flynt:
Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman... Playboy is mocking you.

Althea:
You said yourself it's not so bad being poor.

Larry Flynt:
F*** you Althea, you go be poor.

Larry Flint:
Opinions are like a**holes, everybody's got one.