Peter and Vandy

Peter:
Poopy doesn't want to be touched right now.

Paul:
Sit yo' ass down! What's wrong with you?

Peter:
You wish you were Keith! Keith's a pretty f***ing cool guy.

Vandy:
What's it like being the, uh, less intelligent one in the relationship?

Peter:
Hahaha. Good one.

Vandy:
Seriously.

Peter:
F*** off.

Michelle:
Do you know of any placed to eat around here? I was looking for like a really good "B.B.Q." place.

Peter:
Oh, well I don't know of a lot of good "B.B.Q." places around here but there's a great "Barbecue" place that's not so far away.

Michelle:
Are you making fun of me? You're lucky you're funny.

Peter:
Thank you. I like making people "L.O.L."