Phil the Alien

Madame Madame:
You mean you lied to me?

Sammy the Alien:
Many, many times.

Jimmy:
Tell them what you told me.

Phil the Alien:
I like whiskey.

Jimmy:
No, after that.

Phil the Alien:
On my planet, there is no violence.

Ginger:
That's so inspiring.

Phil the Alien:
Except for twice a year when the weather changes, and then there is a brief period of ultra-violence.