Pink Motel

Traci:
You just went from b**tard to **ithead.

Lola:
It's not that you lost the war... it's just that your troops retreated.

Lola:
It's 3rd and 7. You're on the fifty yard line. Your kicker's no good outside the 40... what play do you call?

Mark:
Lola...

Lola:
Come on Mark, what play ?

Mark:
I call... I call... uhhh... uhhhh... TOUCHDOWWWNNNN!