Pistol Packin' Woodpecker

Woody:
Go west, young man, go west! I bet the guy who said that ain't been west of Ho Bokin! [Looks around] Not a living thing in sight! Nothing but that... Tree! [Jumps on the branch and dons a napkin] At last - a square meal! [Starts pecking] Petrified!

Prison Guard:
That Shorty Snorter's the best rock breaker we've ever had here!

Horse:
[On finding Shorty in the horse trough] It's getting so a horse can't get a clean drink around here! [Leaves just as Woody enters]

Woody:
Do you want a gun fight, or are you going to spend all day playing in the water?

Shorty Snorter:
[Banging on the door of the state prison] Let me in! Let me in!

Woody:
Er... What's the password?

Shorty Snorter:
The Ghost!

Woody:
That's the password!

Shorty Snorter:
Just keep right on walking, woodpecker - I'll tell you when to stop. [Woody keeps walking, and drops off a cliff] He's dead! I got my re-venge!

Woody:
[Walking in behind Shorty] Hey! When are you going to tell me to stop?

Shorty Snorter:
[Backing away] No! No! Don't come any closer - you're a ghost!

Woody:
Booo!