Pluto's Judgement Day

Mickey Mouse:
Always chasing cats, aren't you? Well, you'll have plenty to answer for on your judgement day.

Cat Prosecutor:
You're on trial today for the crimes that you've committed. We're gonna prove ya guilty. Just try and get acquitted.

Fat Kitten:
That great big bully picked on me, because I was so fat. He chased me under a steamroller, and then he left me flat. [Turns, showing that he has been flattened out]

Cat Orderly:
[Has one of Pluto's victims on a wheelchair] This poor guy is dog-shocked. He's scared out of his wits, and everytime a dog barks - heh! - he throws a dozen fits. Watch him. [Pulls out a toy dog and squeaks it; the victim jumps out of his wheelchair hissing and spinning]

Cat Judge:
Stop! We've seen and heard enough. Jury, do your duty.

Cat Jury:
Just watch us do our stuff.

[They walk to the jury room, but it's just a revolving door and they come out just a soon as they go in]

Cat Jury:
[singing] We find the defendant guilty / He's guilty, he's guilty / G-U-I-L-T-Y / Guilty, guilty, guilty! Hooray!

Cat Judge:
Swear in the prisoner.

Cat Prosecutor:
[holds out a phone book] Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth... [rambles on in gibberish]... So help you?

Pluto:
[book becomes a mousetrap that snaps closed on Pluto's paw] YEEEOOOWWWW!

Cat Judge:
[hits Pluto with his oversized gavel] Shut up!