Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

Pooh:
Today, I should say, is a good day for being Pooh.

Pooh:
[sad that Christopher Robin is gone] Christopher Robin... My very best, best friend. [looks at tree]

Pooh:
We are braver than a bee, and a... longer than a tree, and taller than a goose... or is it a moose?

Tigger:
Hmm... I wonder what's causin' this tail to fail? Maybe, it just doesn't have what it takes. (Branch creaks) Yikes! (stares at screen and goes down) CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!

Pooh:
Tigger, of all the safer places to be, I don't think this is one. You could fall.

Tigger:
You know what they say "What doesn't bounce up has gotta fall down"

Rabbit:
No time for this! We had too many delays so you just bounce outta there this moment!

Tigger:
No way the wind isn't right!

Piglet:
But there isn't any wind.

Tigger:
OK OK ya got me. The truth is my tail doesn't have enough strength! (Crying)

Tigger:
Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin. Come out, come out, wherever you aren't. [gets scared by bats and runs away]

Pooh:
Tigger?

[Rabbit still screams cuz he's in the hole. Piglet slips and slides all over]

Pooh:
Piglet?

[Piglet lands on Eeyore's bottom and Eeyore panics]

Eeyore:
WHOA!!!!! Yow!!!!!

Pooh:
Eeyore!!!!

Tigger:
Did you hear that? The Skull-A-Saurus.... He got Pooh.

Tigger:
Well, of course it's mine. It's got my name scribbled all over it. [scarfs down some honey] T, I, Double Guh -- [reacts] Honey!? Yuck! Ptooey! Blah! [spits it all out] Tiggers do not like honey!

Tigger:
Where will we get the strength...to go on without him? [sobs]

Tigger:
And when piglet gets sick of you...[sobs] we can take over.

Tigger:
Poor guy. His very little brain is half gone with grief.

Owl:
Aha! I discovered where he went. An O, another O and..(Gasp) Oh my!

Pooh:
What is it, Owl? Where is it?

Owl:
Somewhere bad, I fear.

Pooh:
How bad?

Owl:
On a scale of 1 to 10, it's not good.

Eeyore:
I said ouch. [everyone fell into river of mud]

Eeyore:
Christopher Robin. Yoo-hoo! [screams as the path breaks]

Rabbit:
What's that?

Piglet:
OH DEAAAR!

(Eeyore finally stops falling and has moose ears)

Rabbit:
There's nothing to be afraid of it's just the wind! That's right it's nothing nothing at all (Falls into a hole and screams)

Pooh:
Rabbit?

Piglet:
I could almost hear Pooh cheering for us.

Piglet:
What's going on, please?!

Owl:
[reads the note wrong] "Dear Pooh," it begins, "Worry about me. I'm going far away. Help!" and the note is signed: "Cramfobbin Bobin"? Oh,"Christopher Robin."

Rabbit:
Christopher Robin?

Piglet:
Gone far away? What a frightful thought

Owl:
"I discovered where he went! [reads the note] An O,another O and... [gasps] Oh my..."

Rabbit:
[after his last carrot is stuck to the ground] It doesn't matter whether you think you're ripe! This is Rabbit's garden, and Rabbit does his harvest by the BOOK!

Rabbit:
I could read it with my eyes closed. [mutters as everyone stares] Well, I could've read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so.

Rabbit:
That Owl. I knew Skull had another Y in it.

Rabbit:
[singing] Never trust that thing between your ears Brains will get you nowhere fast my dears Haven't had a need for mine in years On the page is where the truth appears If it says so then it it so If it is so so it is A thought's not fit to think til it's printed in ink Never differ from or doubt it or go anywhere without it Thank goodness we have this

Christopher Robin:
You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

Christopher Robin:
Pooh Bear, what if some day there came a tomorrow when we were apart?

Christopher Robin:
I'll always be with you, I'll always be with you, always be with you.

Piglet:
HEEEEELP!

Tigger:
Relax, Piglet ol' pal. There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.

Piglet:
Oh. Really?

Tigger:
Sure. [Laughs then clears throat] Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.

Piglet:
(smile, frown) CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!

Tigger:
Clutched in the throes of terror eh? Guess I just better bounce up there and get him down Stand back This is gonna take a world's record bounce!

Winnie the Pooh:
You're just in time for the best part of the day!

Christopher Robin:
And what time is that?

Winnie the Pooh:
When you and me become we.

Christopher Robin:
Where is Pooh?

Piglet:
Oh Christopher Robin. The skullasaurus gobbled him up.

Christopher Robin:
The what?

[a roar is heard, everyone ran in panic]

Tigger:
I'm gonna miss that bear. [sniffles]

Piglet:
Oh Pooh....

[a huge gwythaints is roaring off screen]

Rabbit:
Now that sounds like a wicked sharp teeth..... Up there! The eye of the skull!

Piglet:
WHAT EVER WILL WE DO?!

Eeyore:
Well, we could get the kid outta there. If anybody has any ideas how to get up there, that is.

Tigger:
The map. What does it say?

Rabbit:
Oh, it's useless. There's nothing in here about how to get up there. I guess I have to figure it all by myself. Can I do that?

Tigger:
Yeah, can he do that?

Rabbit:
I could try, for Pooh.

Pooh:
Fank you, Wabbit.

Christopher Robin:
[singing] One thing you should know, no matter where I go. We'll always be together.

Both:
Forever and ever.

Christopher Robin:
Where is Pooh?

Piglet:
Oh, Christopher Robin. The skullasaurus gobbled him up.

Christopher Robin:
The what?

[a roar is heard, everyone runs in panic]

Christopher Robin:
[laughs] That's no skullasaurus. There's only one thing that makes a sound like that. The rumbly tumbly of a hungry-for-honey Pooh-Bear.

Tigger:
There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.

Piglet:
Oh. Really?

Tigger:
Sure. [Laughs then clears throat] Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.

Eeyore:
[Muffering]

Tigger:
What’s the donkey boy saying?

Eeyore:
[Let’s go from the branch] I said ‘ouch’.

'Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, and Eeyore:
[falling in the mud screaming]

[Piglet, having woken up, comes out of the cave yawning. His face changes from happy to scared when he realizes something. Piglet turns around and sees something above him.]

Piglet:
[Horrified] OH, DEAR!

[Pooh and Rabbit are sleeping when they are awoken by Piglet's babbling hysterically.]

Pooh:
[Hears Piglet's babbling hysterically] Piglet?

[Piglet runs around babbling hysterically.]

Rabbit:
[To Piglet, annoyed] Try to be specific!

[Piglet continues babbling hysterically as Tigger and Eeyore, having also woken up, approach him, Pooh, and Rabbit.]

Piglet:
[Lands on Pooh's arm and points at the cave] Skull.

[Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore turn around and scream in horror at the sight of Skull Cave.]

Tigger:
Christopher Robin's in the eye of that thing? How we gonna get way up there?

Pooh:
By going– in there?

Tigger:
But it's dark.

Piglet:
And f-f-f-frightful.

Rabbit:
And we have no idea what we'll f-find.

[The five hear the stomach rumbling sound.]

Eeyore:
But we know what's gonna find us. [Runs into the cave]

Piglet:
[Runs into the cave after Eeyore] The skullasaurus!

[Pooh, Tigger, and Rabbit run into the cave after Piglet and Eeyore.]

Eeyore:
[While going with the others to the cave] End of the road. Nothing to do. And no hope of things getting better. [Beat] Sounds like Saturday night at my house.

Pooh:
Very, very hard. [sings] Come out, moon. Come out, wishing star. Come out, come out. Wherever you are. I'm out here in the dark, all alone and wide awake. Come and find me. I'm empty and I'm cold, and my heart about to break. Come and find me. I need you to come here and find me. Cause without you, I’m totally lost.

Voice Talents:
Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh and the Skullasaurus

Voice Talents:
John Fiedler as Piglet

Voice Talents:
Steve Schatzberg as Piglet (Singing Voice)

Voice Talents:
Paul Winchell as Tigger

Voice Talents:
Jim Cummings as Tigger (Singing Voice)

Voice Talents:
Ken Sansom as Rabbit

Voice Talents:
Andre Stojka as Owl

Voice Talents:
Peter Cullen as Eeyore

Voice Talents:
Brady Bluhm as Christopher Robin

Voice Talents:
David Warner as the Narrator