Poor White Trash

Ron Lake:
You boys ever been in love with a woman? Other than Pamela Anderson? You want to know what it feels like to be in love with someone, and have that someone be f***ing someone else? It's like having a rat in your stomach, chewing and crawling its way through all your organs, stopping only long enough to sh*t, piss and laugh at ya. And that rat gets up into your heart, and stays there sometimes for years. Sometimes forever.

Judge Pike:
Linda Nelson Bronco, I have a hard-on for you.

Linda Bronco:
If you're gonna compliment a woman, do it from your heart, not your pecker.