Pop Goes the Easel

Larry:
[after Moe has whistled for he and Curley to come to his side] What's the matter?

Moe:
How do you spell "chrysanthemum"?

Larry:
[thinks for a moment, looking confused]

Moe:
Oh, ignorant, eh? [slaps Larry, turns to Curley] How do you spell it?

Curley:
[very quickly] C-h-r-y-s-a-n-t-h-e-m-u-m.

Moe:
[pause] Why weren't you here a minute ago? [slaps Curley]

Curley:
[looking up, after Moe has instructed an art student to pose as if she was looking at a group of grouse flying overhead] I don't see any grouse.

Moe:
[kicks Curley] See any now?

Curley:
No.

Moe:
[kicks Curley again] See any now?

Curley:
No.

Moe:
[hits Curley on the top of the head]

Curley:
Ah, look at the grouse! [the remaining stooges look up]

Professor Fuller:
Boys, to become great artists, you must start from the bottom up.

Larry:
Yes?

Curley:
Yes?

Moe:
Yes?

Professor Fuller:
So you may begin by painting this floor.

Larry:
[pointing at Curly] Say, if he thinks I'm gonna paint this floor, I hope you drop dead.

French Art Student:
Gentlemen [Moe, Larry, and Curly turn around to look for the gentlemen] I am an artiste!

Larry:
I am an artiste too!

Curley:
Oh, a pair of drawers, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Curley:
Mister, I haven't tasted food in three days.

Man Curly Asks for a Meal:
Well I wouldn't worry about it, it still tastes the same.

Man in Car:
What would you do if you held the Queen alone?

Larry:
It all depends.

Man in Car:
Depends on what?

Larry:
When the King is expected home.