Post War Inventions

[first lines]

Gandy Goose:
[after mumbling to himself] Ah! Oh, boy!

Sourpuss:
Give me that book. "Post War Inventions"! Put out that light and get to bed.

Sourpuss:
It's colossal! It's stupendous! As a matter of fact, it's big.

TV Announcer:
[off-screen] Do you like bright, sparkling teeth? If you do, send us your teeth and we will clean them for you.

[last lines]

Sports Announcer:
[off-screen] Pow! What a right to the jaw.