Pot o' Gold

Molly McCorkle:
You've heard of the Hatfields and the McCoys?

Hames Hamilton 'Jimmy' Haskell:
Yeah.

Molly McCorkle:
Well this is a fight between the Haskells and the McCorkles.

Charles 'C.J.' Haskell:
They're in the phones now! Listen to that!

Hames Hamilton 'Jimmy' Haskell:
[takes the receiver] Oh yes, very beautiful string quartet.

Charles 'C.J.' Haskell:
String cor-tet!? That's bugles!

Himself, Horace Heidt:
[writing down a medical report] Hears bugles in phone.

Inmates:
[singing] You gotta get up, you gotta get up, you're in the army now!

Hames Hamilton 'Jimmy' Haskell:
Johnny plays the bugle, he knows the calls from A to Z. But he's always at his best when blowing reveille.

Inmates:
So Johnny blows and blows...

Hames Hamilton 'Jimmy' Haskell:
He toot-a-lee-toots you into your clothes.

Inmates:
And makes you rue the day that you were born. There's nothing any one can do. The captain has to make it too! So you gotta get up, you gotta get up!