Prince & Me

Paige:
I've never felt this way before.

Queen:
Being royal requires you to sacrifice who you are for who you must be.

Paige:
Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward the next five years...

Beth:
I hate it when she starts to talk about her life plan.

Paige:
He was quoting Shakespeare like some duke, lord guy. I hate phonies like that.

Paige:
Oh no.

Eddie:
What?

Paige:
You didn't tell me you lived with your parents.

Queen:
Between you and me Paige, being queen is not without its charms.(Takes her to a vault and shows her a bunch of jewelry.) So my dear, What would you like to wear for the coronation ball?

Eddie:
This Saturday evening there's a party at Brenner hall, a gathering. I was wondering if you would like to accompany me?

Paige:
Accompany you?

Eddie:
Oh right, yes, how do you say it? Um, yo dog, there's a party kicking at my crib if you want to roll down there with me.

Paige:
That was just sad, don't ever do that again.

Paige:
Could you please put a shirt on or something?

Eddie:
If you're going to be a doctor, you're going to have to get used to naked men.

Paige:
We did King Lear, now we're on the sonnets. Next it's Hamlet, which is about a whiny prince from Denmark. What does that have to do with reality?

Eddie:
More than you think.

Paige:
Well you're from Denmark. Do you even have princes?

Eddie:
Yes, I think we do.

Paige:
Are there a lot of princes where you're from, or are you kinda it?

Eddie:
I'm it.

Eddie:
Today marks a profound and bittersweet milestone for all of us, as we bear witness to both an end and a beginning. And while we must continue on, we must also be grateful to have been blessed with someone who has so ably guided us to where we are today. When there has been so much love and happiness for someone, it is natural to be reluctant to close such a wonderful chapter in our lives, for moving forward is rarely accomplished without considerable grief and sadness. And while our sorrow may be profound, the clouds will clear, and the sun will shine on us again. And in that warm, bright light we will find ourselves facing a glorious future. A future of exciting challenges and infinite possibilities, in which the horizon will stretch out before us, trimmed in the heavenly glow of the sunrise of our tomorrow.

Paige:
Denmark isn't ready for a Queen like me.

Eddie:
Well then they'll have to be. Because I am.

Soren:
The chances of a relationship between yourself and Miss Paige are not promising. You two are of a completely different caliber.

Eddie:
Soren, just cause she isn't royalty doesn't mean she's not important.

Soren:
The higher caliber I was referring to, sir, was hers.

Soren:
Miss Paige, the Queen would like to see you immediately.

Soren:
Don't worry. I'll be by your side the entire time.

Queen:
Soren, get out.

Soren:
Yes, Your Majesty.

Paige:
Thanks.

Paige:
Where's Eddie?

Scotty:
Oh, you mean prince who ate my triscits and didn't replace them?