Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Mia Thermopolis:
I look like a moose.

Paolo:
But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
Nepotism should be in the arts, not in plumbing.

Joe:
I'm not afraid to hurt you.

Joe:
I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries.

Joe:
Including Puerto Rico!

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
We never rush, we hasten.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
A princess never chases a chicken.

Andrew Jacoby:
She's going to be a handful, isn't she?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
You'll never be bored, Andrew.

Joe:
If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me. And whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in forty-six countries, including Puerto Rico.

Viscount Mabrey:
Sir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary.

Joe:
Perhaps, but it's in your eyes.

Nicholas Devereaux:
Tell me your greatest desires.

Mia Thermopolis:
Tell me a secret.

Nicholas Devereaux:
Isn't that the same thing?

Mia Thermopolis:
Almost, but anyone can see your desires. No one knows what's in your heart.

Mia Thermopolis:
I have my own mall!

Andrew Jacoby:
Mia, you chose me...

Mia Thermopolis:
No privacy!

Andrew Jacoby:
You chose me, and a I accepted. And a gentleman never backs off on his word. We are going to stand up and church and say 'i do', and tomorrow we're be man and wife. And you are going to make an amazing queen of Genovia.

Mia Thermopolis:
Oh my god, Your here!

Lilly Moscovitz:
I know, I'm here!

Mia Thermopolis:
In Genovia!

Lilly Moscovitz:
I know!

Mia Thermopolis:
You're in my closet!

Lilly Moscovitz:
Yeah

Mia Thermopolis:
You're blonde!

Lilly Moscovitz:
I'm Blonde!

Mia Thermopolis:
Oh, by the way, I'm getting married!

Lilly Moscovitz:
To who?

Mia Thermopolis:
I don't know.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
Did you hear that?

Charlotte Kutaway:
Not if you didn't want me to.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
I know it's short notice, but you were all dressed.

Joe:
With this ring, I thee - finally - wed.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?

Joe:
I thought you'd never ask.

Security Guard Shades:
The Sparrow is taking off.

Charlotte Kutaway:
The Eagle is flying for the last time.

Mia Thermopolis:
Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Lady's Maid Brigitta:
Your Highness, a strange woman came in and said that she wanted to hide in your closet, so I let her.

Security Guard Lionel:
Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
Oh, how brave. Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea.

Nicholas Devereaux:
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.

Mia Thermopolis:
The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.

Lady's Maid Brigitte:
We just made the bed.

Mia Thermopolis:
This is so cool

Andrew Jacoby:
Mia, you chose me, and I accepted. Now were gonna stand up in church and say I do, and tomorrow we'll be man and wife. And you will make an amazing queen of Genovia.

Mia Thermopolis:
Thank You.

Joe:
I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement.

Lilly Moscovitz:
Lilly Moscovitz. Best friend of Queen-to-be. I don't like you.

Mia Thermopolis:
I thought you said you never slide?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
SHUT UP!

Mia Thermopolis:
To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess. You've got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. So, think tall you gotta smile and wave, and just have fun.

Mia Thermopolis:
Just remember, you are a princess.

Mia Thermopolis:
Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert, I ask the members of parliament to think about your daughters, your nieces, and sisters, and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with al the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I... I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi:
Queens are never late, everybody else is just early.

Clarrise - Are you sassing your grandma??!?!?

Mia - I would never sass you grandma