Private Snafu vs. Malaria Mike

[first lines]

[Malaria Mike the mosquito admires his wanted poster]

Malaria Mike:
Not bad, but it doesn't do justice to me nose.

[Snafu tries to hide underwater, but his bare backside remains exposed]

Malaria Mike:
Why, it's Snafu! I never forget a face.

[Snafu pulls up his trousers and thwarts Malaria Mike's attack]

Malaria Mike:
Caught him with his pants up.

Baby Mosquito:
What did you do in the big war, Daddy?

Malaria Mike:
Oh, I did me share.

[camera pans to Snafu's head mounted on Malaria Mike's wall]

[last lines]

Pvt. Snafu:
Just a minute, please. This program has come to you through the courtesy of my sponsor, the United States Army - distributors of G.I. repellent, mosquito nets, atabrine pills and good old-fashioned horse sense. I wish the hell I used 'em!