Problem Child 2

Ben Healy:
Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski.

Junior:
How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.

Murph:
You don't know who you're talking to. I'm a senior student at this school.

Junior:
No sh*t, you've been here since 1970.

Lawanda Dumore:
Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!

Mr. Peabody:
I'll have to call you back. I gotta deal with one of the little weenies right now.

Mr. Peabody:
Send the little sweetheart in.

Ben Healey:
Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.

Junior Healy:
I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me.

Trixie:
You're gonna wish you'd never been born.

Junior:
Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!

Trixie:
I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Junior:
If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public.

Ben Healey:
Junior, we're new here! Can't we at least attempt to fit in?

Junior Healey:
What are you getting onto me for? I didn't do anything. I just watched it.

Ben Healey:
Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood.

Junior Healey:
I didn't hear any complaints.

Junior:
Clowns! I hate clowns! This woman is busting my balls!

[On the Crazy Dance, going super fast]

Trixie:
"I'm gonna puke!"

(She does so.)

Freckled Boy on Ride:
"I'm gonna barf! I'm gonna barf!"

(He also does so as well too.)