Puccini for Beginners

Allegra:
It's hell being alone.

Woman on Bench:
No honey, hell is other people.

Allegra:
Commit! Just listen to that word, it's what they do in insane asylums!

Allegra:
Those who break up with me usually earn my life long devotion.

Nell:
You got together with Philip as a way to get back at Samantha and then when your emotions got too strong you found Grace under whom you could project your conflict and who so conveniently was braking up with her boyfriend making her another unavailable love object which of course confirms your deep cynicism about relationships in general and keeps you from confronting your real problem which has had to be yourself.

Allegra:
Jesus Christ Nell, all I did was ask you what you wanted to have for lunch...

Nell:
Wendy's.