Quads!

Griz:
Well look at it this way. Now I can call you numb-nuts with real authority.

Spalding:
Over! Do you wear contacts?

Reilly:
No! OH!

Griz:
Is that his ass or my aftershave?

Lefty:
I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying.

Blazer:
What a fag.

Lefty:
I'm not a fag. I'm educated.

[Lefty kicks Blazer away]

Lefty:
Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons!

Spalding:
Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have?

Blazer:
I tell you it wasn't easy.

Reilly:
I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.

Blazer:
Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.

Lefty:
How can I put this to you in a subtle way?

Blazer:
Not on your life crippo.

Lefty:
Oh that was subtle.

Blazer:
[working in the complaints department at a store] OO You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks!

Complainer:
I'd like to return these bedroom slippers [holds up a pair of squirrel slippers]

Blazer:
Ooooh...

Reilly:
I feel good about having no self-esteem... Doesn't that screw everything up!

Reilly:
Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.

Blazer:
I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him

[Lefty walks in]

Lefty:
Morning...

Reilly:
Look who isn't dead

Debbie:
He be apolageriseratin for dissin' you and da bros! uhn!