Queen Kong

Ray Fay:
Lazanga where they do the Konga?

Luce Habit:
Our destination, where no Englishman has ever set foot!

Ray Fay:
Why has no Englishman ever set foot there?

Luce Habit:
Full of Australians.

Ray Fay:
My God!

Ray Fay:
They keep saying "Kong kong kong kong kong kong".

Luce Habit:
Yes, that's true.

Ray Fay:
Well, do you think this has some underlying meaning or symbolism or social significance?

Luce Habit:
Perhaps it's a secret code.

Ray Fay:
Maybe it's another language.

Luce Habit:
Aha, you are clever. But since I speak all native languages and they speak Unga Bunga, a language popular in many old movies and the only language spoken on Lazanga where they do the Konga, I can safely say that "Kong kong kong kong kong kong kong" has no particular significance as either a noun or a verb.

Ray Fay:
Oh, sh*t.

Ray Fay:
Maybe it's not "Kong kong kong kong kong kong" that they're saying. Maybe it's just the word "Kong", repeated six times!

Luce Habit:
My God! You really are clever!

High priestess:
Unga bunga banga wanga. Him we like for making Konga.

Luce Habit:
Sanga banga wanga danga! Him? No! But I pay you much to see Konga.

High priestess:
Siga miga figa! Biga! Yaka buga huga!

Ray Fay:
What's she saying?

Luce Habit:
She said: "No!". Suga muga buga friga baruga.

High priestess:
Yaka buga. Que sera sera...

Ray Fay:
What's that?

Luce Habit:
She says she wants you because you look like Doris Day.

Ray Fay:
Who's he?

Ray Fay:
You can't eat me! I'm jewish! I'm Irish! I'm black!

Ray Fay:
I'm a leper! I'm a Jewish black Irish leper!