R.L. Stine's Monsterville: The Cabinet of Souls

Kellen:
Oh, great. You... you have a picture of me crying on your phone.

Beth:
Yeah. My mom just scanned, like, a bunch of old photos, so... tons.

Kellen:
Well, I'm glad my humiliation has been preserved in the digital age.

Mayor:
Oh... that's in the teeth.

Dr. Hysteria:
[laughs wickedly] What a fun festival this is, mm-hm, but there is plenty more to come - scary Halloween fun. Dr. Hysteria's Hall of Horrors is not for the faint of heart but for those who crave the shake and shiver, the thrill and chill of a fearsome dark journey into the wretched black heart of pure evil itself.

Lilith:
But FUN.

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Lilith:
Do not feed the zombies. Beware the ghouls. Do not look the witches in the eye.

Dr. Hysteria:
Honored guests - or should I say unfortunate victims? - I invite you to journey to Zombie Boulevard.

Dr. Hysteria:
Good-night. Join us again soon for more scary fun. Sleep with one eye open.

Lilith:
I saw you wandering around aimlessly and I thought one of our zombies had escaped.

Kellen:
Sorry to disappoint.

Dr. Hysteria:
I've been watching you.

Luke:
Oh, good. I was afraid that, following the weird carny, you WOULDN'T be creepy.

Hunter:
Yeah, isn't... isn't there, like, a saying, you know, "Never open a cabinet of souls in a hall of horrors?"

Beth:
I don't think there's a saying.

Hunter:
Should be.

Dr. Hysteria:
You look frightened - but then this IS the Hall of Horrors, so I suppose that's quite the point.

Kellen:
So he isn't almost two hundred years old.

Lilith:
Well, between you and me, he... Sometimes he smells like it.

Kellen:
That's the warning bell. I'm gonna be late for class.

Lilith:
And if you don't follow your heart, you're going to be late for life.

Hunter:
But like I said before, I'm here for you.

Luke:
You know, I never would've thought that my love of churros would've lead me this close to the gates of Hell.