R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour

Jake Skinner:
I will say this: life's changed since I was here last. Music stinks, gas is ridiculoulsy expensive... Oh, and what the heck is a blog?

Sean Daly:
[trying to place a call unaware he's now in the 1950s] Her cell phone number is...

Operator's voice:
I'm sorry, sir, I don't know what a cell phone number is.

Sean Daly:
But she only *has* a cell phone number. We got rid of the regular line when we go cable TV.

Operator's voice:
What's cable TV?

David:
This is Travis' idea, isn't it? I don't know why you hang out with that guy, anyway.

Shawn:
He's my best friend!

David:
...He's your imaginary friend.

Travis:
[laughing] He says that like it's a bad thing!

Jamie:
The door opened okay, and I went to try it on and the door closed and the cane was tapping, and, and...

Nicole:
No, stop it! This is Post-Traumatic Dress Disorder! You've gotta take it back!

Chuck:
Two weeks later they found him completely naked, face-down in a pile of sugar.