Raki suta: Lucky Star

Tsukasa Hiiragi:
You know how the chicken's the parent and the egg's the child? And how mayonnaise is made from eggs, too? I call that the Relative Bowl.

Konata Izumi:
[to Miyuki] How come you wear glasses? I mean, you're really pretty but you can only appeal to a tiny section of the fanbase.

Konata Izumi:
[listlessly] Hello Kagami. How about we have your birthday party over at my place today? It's so hot right now I can't move a muscle.

Kagami Hiiragi:
[over the phone] Oh, that sucks. I was just baking some cookies, too.

Konata Izumi:
[contemplative pause] Coming.