Rapture-Palooza

Mr. House:
There's no good reason to blow up Chicago. Except for the food, the weather and the people.

Mr. House:
You know, if you asked my opinion, the guy's gotten a bad rap.

Ben House:
He's the antichrist, Dad.

Lindsey:
That was the worst day of my life, and that's saying something in the rapture.

Lindsey:
Everyone was struggling to get by now, except the people who made a deal with the devil. I mean, they were on his payroll!

Lindsey:
He's the most evil person who has ever lived.

Mr. House:
Well, then, the most evil person who has ever lived is paying the bills around here.

Mr. House:
Are you trying to do good or something to get raptured? Because I'm telling you kids, that was a one time deal-y.

Anti-Christ:
My name is not Earl, it's Beast!

Ben House:
I'm not going to let the Anti-Christ steal my girlfriend, dad.

Anti-Christ:
Marry me, Lindsey. Marry me and become the mother of my evil offspring.

Ben House:
This sh*t is so pieced together, did anyone think it through?