Regular Show: The Movie

Regular Show: The Movie

Regular Show: The Movie is a 2015 American animated science fiction time travel action comedy film based on the Cartoon Network original series, Regular Show. It is produced by Cartoon Network Studios and had its television world premiere on November 25, 2015 on Cartoon Network.

Year:
2015
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Future Mordecai:
Ceasefire! Rigby and Benson, you're outnumbered! Dude, you can totally stop this bloodshed! Give up!

Future Rigby:
Hey, traitor! How's the hand holding up?! [he gets angry, then a warp hole and came out is Mr. Ross]

Mr. Ross:
Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive.

Future Benson:
Go stuff it, Ross!

Future Rigby:
Yeah! You need to chill out, man! Forget all about erasing time business!

Mr. Ross:
"Chill out!?" Oh, I think I was pretty chilled out, when I went to prison because of you and Mordecai's little stunt back in high school But I guess I should thank you for creating this wonderful weapon.

Future Benson:
What are you talking about?

Mr. Ross:
Mordecai and Rigby created the Timenado.

Future Benson:
What?

Future Rigby:
LIAR!

Mr. Ross:
Oh, I'm the liar?! HA! That's a good one! Isn't that a good one, Mordecai?

Future Mordecai:
Yeah, hilarious. I know what you did, Rigby! And I'll never forgive you!

Future Rigby:
[gasps]

[flashback]

Past Mordecai:
Dude, I didn't get in.

[flashback ends]

Future Benson:
Commander Rigby!

Future Rigby:
It was such a long time ago! I didn't do anything.

Future Benson:
I don't need you to tell what you did. If we get of here, could you fix it? Rigby, fix this. That's an order. RAAAH!!!

Future Rigby:
No, Admiral!

Future Benson:
Run! Run! [starts shooting forces] This one's for Pops! And Skips! And Muscle Man! And Fives!

[Mr. Ross hits a volleyball bomb at Benson and it blows up and Benson dies]

Future Rigby:
Stupid! STUPID!!

[he gets inside his ship and then he takes off, as a blue ship goes after him. Now cut to Future Rigby's ship, Future Rigby is preparing for time travel]

Computer:
Time circuits on.

Future Rigby:
Take me back to high school! Gotta fix this!

Computer:
Calculating time jump.

[Then Future Mordecai's ship shows up and aims his gun at Future Rigby]

Future Mordecai:
Stop that ship in the name of Lord Ross!

Future Rigby:
What happened to you, man? How can you work for him!?

Future Mordecai:
I couldn't stay at the park forever! I have to think about my career!

Future Rigby:
What about your friends?

Future Mordecai:
We're not friends! We haven't been friends since a long time!

[The the Time button shows up]

Computer:
Course, plotted.

Future Mordecai:
Press that button and I will shoot you!

Future Rigby:
Hey, Mordecai, GO AHEAD!!

[Future Rigby presses the Time warp button, Future Mordecai and Rigby fire each other as Rigby's ship goes faster]

[at a house meeting with the covered body of Future Rigby]

Benson:
This is crazy... It's crazy! What was he talking about? Time being destroyed?! I... I-I-I-I...

Skips:
Why don't you tell us about this time machine?

Mordecai:
Well, all we wanted after high school was go to College U together... but Rigby got in and I didn't. So we tried to build a time machine to fix it, but it exploded and destroyed the whole science lab.

Muscle Man:
Whoa! Wait, Rigby got accepted and you were rejected? But Rigby doesn't know anything about anything!

Rigby:
Hey!!

Muscle Man:
You must've really tanked on that college essay.

Mordecai:
Pfft! Yeah, who knows? We both got expelled, and our science teacher Mr. Ross got fired. Rigby didn't graduate and lost his scholarship to College University, and I ended up just going to junior college. Rigby crashed with me in my dorm. I dropped out of college, and then we loafed around for a bit, we got this job at the park—

Skips:
Okay, okay, I think we're caught up, Monologue Johnson.

Pops:
I don't understand. How can Mordecai and Rigby stop being friends?

Hi-Five Ghost:
If they can't make it, then you and me have no chance!

Muscle Man:
Yeah, bro. What was the future you saying about you having to tell the truth or something? Did Mordo blow you away over some crazy secret?

Rigby:
Uh... what? No... I-I don't know! It must be something that happens in the future.

Benson:
This can't be happening. This has to be a prank. This has to be a prank! Muscle Man, I won't even be mad at you if you just tell me you're orchestrating all of this.

Muscle Man:
Bro, I'm somewhat flattered that you think my craft is at this level, but ultimately I'm deeply offended that A, you'd think I'd put my buns through this turmoil, and B, that you'd think I'd listen to orchestra music!!


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