Remote

Security guard:
What's going on hear folks?

Mrs. Williams:
$110 a month we pay for your service and I'M THE FIRST TO ARRIVE ON THE SCENE? [begins hitting him] WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER SIR?

Judy:
[to Richie about Delbert] Excuse me for saying so but, you have BAD taste in partner.

[first lines]

Randy:
Hey Jamaal.

Jamaal:
Hey Randy. Mistro of Vanilla Ice Cream. What's happening my friend?

Randy:
Hey Judy.

Jamaal:
[as Judy enters scene] Judy on Duty, High Priestess of the Ball and Bat.

Delbert:
Give me my gun.

Richie:
Say please.

Delbert:
GIVE ME MY GUN!

Richie:
Here you go.

[last lines]

Judy:
There goes our secret hideout.

Randy:
Yeah.That's okay,we'll find a new one.

Ben:
Payback time,butthead.

Randy:
My Zero!

Ben:
QUIET! Or your Zero's history.

Ben:
Give me the remote control.

Randy:
I don't have it.

Ben:
BULL.

Delbert:
There's a door to the attic in the back hall. Bust it open and grab that kid!

Judy:
NO!

Louis:
Uh, right. Hey Del, what do we need all those kids for anyway?

Delbert:
To get through the road blocks you idiot! For bargaining chips!

Louis:
You know I got Bargain Chips at the discount supermarket once. They didn't taste anywhere NEAR as good as Lays! You know, they say it's a bargain, but it really isn't...

Delbert:
SHUT UP! DO IT!

[the police are arriving]

Randy:
You didn't tell did you?

Judy:
No!

Randy:
I'm in big trouble aren't I?

Judy:
You're either that or a hero.

Judy:
That was incredible Randy!

Randy:
Yeah, it was.

Delbert:
Richie, open the the garage door and bring the van in.

Richie:
[annoyed] You want me to close the door after?

Delbert:
Yeah, I want you to close the door AFTER.