Repo Men

Remy:
[from trailer] Take me out of the system.

Frank:
Give me your f***ing heart!

Jake:
The Repossession Mambo? Sounds kinda fruity!

Rhodesia:
Welcome to your world Repo Man.

Remy:
At the end, a job is not just a job, is who you are, and if wanna change who you are, you have to change what you do...

[repeated line]

Frank:
You owe it to your family. You owe it to yourself.

Jake:
A midget.

Frank:
Little people, please. I have a cousin.

Beth:
Ask me about my lips.

Remy:
What brand are your lips?

Beth:
They're all mine.

Remy:
He'll sign it. Everybody signs it.

Remy:
Jake Freivald kicked my ass in the fourth grade. It wasn't exactly fair, since he was in the fourth grade for the third time.

Hot Girlfriend:
[From the deleted scenes section] Hey repo man! [flashing her breasts] Paid in full baby!

Jake:
[opening door after Remy rings] Who's ringing my doorbells? [looks right past Remy] Damn kids!

Remy:
Mr. Smythe? I am from The Union.

Mr. Smythe:
Holy f***! Wait! Okay? Just wait. No worries. Keep it holstered. Everything's okay. I can pay.

Remy:
Sorry, that's not my department. [shoots him]

Remy:
My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.

Remy:
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

T-Bone:
You from the IRS?

Remy:
No.

T-Bone:
Soul suckers, taking everything back.

Remy:
Mmm. So am I.

Jake:
[to Remy] You have done this a thousand times! What the f*** is wrong with you?

Remy:
Part of me, most of me, doesn't mind too much if this is how it ends. Because it's over anyway.

Remy:
I saw an interview with a serial killer once. Said it took him six years to work up to his first kill. The second, a year. The third, just a week. Once that dam broke, it was a flood. Making people die, it had become second nature. Apparently, it also works the other way round.

Mr. Smythe's Date:
[Remy is about to reclaim Mr. Smythe's liver] Hey. Hey! [hits hard Remy]

Remy:
Ouch!

Mr. Smythe's Date:
Don't you f***ing touch me!

Remy:
No need for violence, Miss! [she tries to hit him again, but Remy shoots her]

Remy:
I guarantee, you'll run out of Repo Men before I run out of ways of killing them.