Retarded Animal Babies

Donkey:
Our retarded minds are one!

Hamster:
Yay! We am the averagest!

Donkey:
Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!

Puppy:
Yes, I am the f***ing f***er, lead f***er of F***. How can I f*** you today?

Hamster:
A is for ass!

Puppy:
B is for balls!

Bunny:
C is for clam-hat.

Cat:
D is for lysdexsia.

Donkey:
E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.

Hamster:
G is for green!

Puppy:
3 is for tricycles!

Cat:
4 is for... tha-that's what it is.

Hamster:
Splunge is for Splunge.

Donkey:
Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!

Puppy:
This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!

Cat:
XXX is for porno! And beer!

Animal Babies:
Y? Because we kill things!

Puppy:
Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.

Bunny:
Hey everyone, let's be superheroes today!

Cat:
Hells yeah, dude! We could fly around and be cool. And have powers!

Puppy:
And get our d*cks wet.

Hamster:
Maybe I'll find my mommy!

Donkey:
[eating from a jar labeled Monkey Semen] I'm eatin' butter!

Donkey:
If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.

Adult Hamster:
[after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!

Adult Bunny:
I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.

Donkey:
Well choke my goats with Ovaltine!

Cat:
Sh*t.

Puppy:
F***.

Donkey:
Potaters.

Donkey:
I don't wanna be P-PPPU. English robots are gay, can i be Pants Poo Pee Poo instead?

Cat:
Sure knock yourself out

Donkey:
Okey Dokey [Smack]

Cat:
[encountering himself in an alternate timeline] Argh! A monster!

Donkey:
Well sh*t in my mouth and call me your sister!

Cat:
Yeah man, we're high man, we call each other man, man.