Return of the Ghostbusters

Himself - The Angry Video Game Nerd:
[watching on TV as the Ghostbusters defeat a massive serpent monster] You came, you saw, you kicked its ass!

Ed Spengler:
Pavel, you're just in time. Ed's making another apocalypse prediction.

Neil Anderson:
What the hell do know about woman anyway?

Pavel Karnov:
Woman are just like confidence. Watch this. Hello, lady. I know someone who wants to beat your ass.

Girl at Bar:
Oh, yeah? Who?

Pavel Karnov:
My balls.

Girl at Bar:
You're cute.

Pavel Karnov:
See?

Neil Anderson:
You gotta be shitting me, man. That's the worst line I've ever heard.

Levar Gordon:
Hey, why don't you use your "talents" to benefit mankind instead of enslaving its afterlife.

Ed Spengler:
Maybe I'll save a soul for you. Seems like you can use one.

Homeless Joe:
I have seen one of those. Is there money in there?

Klaus Konstantin:
You shall be the first to find out.

[opens up the ghost trap sucking in the homeless man's soul]

Klaus Konstantin:
Disgusting man, I have your pathetic soul. My first one.

Theater Manager:
Thank God you guys are here.

Ed Spengler:
How many are there?

Theater Manager:
Uh, more than one for sure. This isn't too much trouble, is it?

Neil Anderson:
Only for your bank account, pal.

Neil Anderson:
This man, he has no soul.

Annie Sutton:
What is he? A politician?

Neil Anderson:
Bad dog. No biscuit.