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Megan Dayton:
Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart!

Megan Dayton:
"What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Repsect." I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score... This is pathetic, I'm cheating on a magazine quiz.

Megan Dayton:
You'll get a new heart and before you know it, you'll be back in your garden, you'll be painting... you'll be getting asked out by fantastic men.

Grace Briggs:
I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass.

Megan Dayton:
I'm just saying, for safety, don't shave your legs, because then you definitely won't let it go too far.

Grace Briggs:
Megan, it's a first date.

Megan Dayton:
I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality.

Grace Briggs:
You should needlepoint that on a pillow.

Megan Dayton:
Hey, all I know is that it kept me a virgin until... well, whenever.

Elizabeth Rueland:
Over the years Sydney has become a part of the family. Here he is with my husband. My husband's the one on the right.

Angelo:
Grace, come on, it's been over a year, you can hardly see it anymore.

Grace Briggs:
Nice try, Angelo. I just don't like all the questions, you know?

Marty:
You tell everybody you're just the luckiest girl in the world.

Grace Briggs:
I know, Grandpa, I know.

Marty:
You're beautiful, and no one's going to notice your chest.

Grace Briggs:
Thanks a lot.

Megan Dayton:
I have never said hell you son of a b*tch.

Charlie Johnson:
...How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want no brown bananas!

Bob Rueland:
Would you go out with me?

Grace Briggs:
Yes?

Bob Rueland:
Is that a question?

Grace Briggs:
No, it's a yes. Yes.

Bob Rueland:
Tomorrow night?

Grace Briggs:
Yes.

Bob Rueland:
Eight o'clock?

Grace Briggs:
Yes.

Bob Rueland:
Pick you up here?

Grace Briggs:
Yes.

Bob Rueland:
My, you're a very difficult woman.

Grace Briggs:
What was God thinking.

Grace Briggs:
Wow, this is incredible. We can see all this because we're standing on something you built.

Bob Rueland:
I had help.

Grace Briggs:
So, I'm gonna tell him tonight.

Megan Dayton:
Oh, please, I've heard that before.

Grace Briggs:
No, I am.

Megan Dayton:
Well, you should because he's perfect you know.

Grace Briggs:
Yeah... for me he is.

Joe Dayton:
I'm a bad cowboy

Joe Dayton:
Come on.

Megan Dayton:
No, no... our rhythm gets us in trouble.

Bob Rueland:
Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were twenty and we'd been going out since we were fifteen so this may sound a bit juvenile but... can I hold your hand?

Grace Briggs:
You see I had a heart... I had a heartwarming dream about you.

Bob Rueland:
God, it must have a been a nightmare.

Grace Briggs:
No, you were very...

Bob Rueland:
Scary?

Grace Briggs:
Sexy!

Bob Rueland:
You had a sex dream about me!

Tyler Dayton:
And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you.

Megan Dayton:
I did not.

Joe Dayton:
Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?

Megan Dayton:
Watch it Joe.

Charlie Johnson:
Come on, let's go get a beer.

Bob Rueland:
No thanks.

Charlie Johnson:
Well, if not tonight, Friday night, because I have someone for you.

Bob Rueland:
No, Charlie, no.

Charlie Johnson:
Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body... You gotta start going out! She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine!

Bob Rueland:
I'm a dog person.

Bob Rueland:
I miss Elizabeth.

Bob Rueland:
I'll always miss her.

Bob Rueland:
But I ache for Grace.

Bob telling Charlie same predicament Grace is telling waiter way over in Italy at same time.

Charlie:
Wow

Bob:
Yeah

Charlie:
Wow

Bob:
Yeah

Switch to Italy...

Italian Waiter:
Mama Mia

Grace:
Si