Richard & Judy

Crop Circle Expert:
Crop circles are a not a new phenomenon...

Himself - Presenter:
[interrupting] You should see the doodles on our phonebook!

Himself - Presenter:
David Seaman is celebrating his 39th birthday today. His ponytail is 10.

Himself - Presenter:
[to Rick Parfitt] You show me ONE photo of Fergie having her toe sucked!

Herself - Presenter:
The octopus, who was trained for the circus, gradually became more reclusive. He got depressed and committed suicide.

Himself - Presenter:
Yes, he stabbed himself with his own beak!

Himself - Presenter:
You know because of the way time works, our last series will only now be reaching the stars...

Herself - Presenter:
[interrupting] I'm not remotely interested.