Riders of the Desert

Jim Reynolds, Ranger Captain:
What will your wife say?

Slim, a Ranger:
The wife will be tickled to death. And if ticklin' don't do it, I'll try somethin' else.

Slim's wife:
I'm tired of you leavin' me. You ungrateful brute - all I've done for you. No doubt you're going out with one of your nice lady friends playin' poker and leaving me here alone unprotected. If you leave me here tonight, you won't find me here when you come back.

Slim, a Ranger:
Well, now I know I'm going.