Riding Bean

Robber, Morris Grey:
Hey, the next job...

Bean Bandit:
[interrupts] No, Thanks! Only amateurs work for the shipping charges alone. Besides, I don't work for dumb bastards who use kids as accomplices.

George Grimwood:
Will you let me watch TV or listen to the radio?

Carrie:
No way! Semmer will get mad at me!

George Grimwood:
Exactly what is she to you?

Carrie:
She's my lover!

George Grimwood:
[pause] Um, how old are you, anyway?

Carrie:
It isn't polite to ask a lady her age.

Bean Bandit:
[Rally has just awakened Bean with a hot frying pan] Rally, your wake-up technique leaves a lot to be desired. Were you gonna fry my eyeball for breakfast?

Rally Vincent:
Well, you wouldn't wake up when I used the stun gun!

Rally Vincent:
[Twenty armed guards surround the car] My, my. All those nice men gathering around us. I wonder what they're doing when they're not so busy.

Bean Bandit:
Drink, smoke, watch TV, and gamble. It's a tradition.

Chelsea Grimwood:
[referring to Bean] That man, he will save my papa, won't he? He's going after the bad guys, so he's a good guy, right?

Rally Vincent:
Really? Does he seem that way to you?