Riding in Cars with Boys

Fay:
I think sometimes you love someone so much, you have to be numb to it... because if you actually felt how much you loved them, it would kill you.

Beverly:
I'm 22 years old - that's almost 30, and I still haven't accepted that this is my life. And I just wish that I could be dumb. And then I wouldn't know better and I could be happy and stop hoping. And I'm telling you this like you're interested in my boring life.

Beverly:
He's very handsome, so don't hit him in the face.

Raymond Hasek:
Please marry me, Bev. Because I'm sh*t without you.

Beverly:
Oh how romantic... a marriage proposal that contains the word "sh*t".

Beverly (Age 11):
For Christmas I'd like a bra, to enhance what I got, which is a lot more than that Melissa Thomas.

Fay:
Ok pretend that I'm your parents say what your gonna say.

Beverly:
ok, Mom, Pop?

Fay:
Yeah?

Beverly:
I don't know how to say this but... i'm pregnant.

Fay:
My daughters a tramp! My daughters a tramp! You are a disgrace! I wish that you were never born!

Fay:
So how was that?

Beverly:
I didn't go pat first base which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.

Beverly:
I promise from now on I'm going to be more attentive. DO you know what attentive means?

Jason (Age 6):
No.

Beverly:
OK. Do you know what responsible means?

Jason (Age 6):
No.

Beverly:
Damn! I should've read to you more.

Beverly:
When will this job ever end!

Jason:
You call it a job!

Beverly:
Well, what do you think it is, a calling?

Jason:
Did you get my message?

Amelia:
Yes, I love you too.

Jason:
This is the greatest conversation of my life!

Amelia:
We're young, we deserve to be young. We deserve to be young together.

Raymond Hasek:
My dad always said my head was hard as a rock. He broke his hand on it twice.

The one thing I ever did right

Raymond Hasek:
You're gonna hear a lot of bad things about me, but only two of the three things are gonna be right.