Rio Rita

Ned Lovett:
How would you like it if I told you your Mexican divorce is no good.

Chick Bean:
Yesterday you told me it was good.

Ned Lovett:
Yeh, but that was yesterday. Today's Friday. Here's a wire that I just received from your first wife's lawyer in New York. Scan it, my boy, scan it.

Chick Bean:
Please arrest the bigamist. Oh, now, wait, look. Now, you know that isn't right. Now, she calls me a bigamist.

Ned Lovett:
Yes now and that's what you are a bigamist. You married twice didn't you?

Chick Bean:
Yeh.

Ned Lovett:
Well, that proves it. For of all the fools, you are the bigamist.

Chick Bean:
Ain't she a peach?

Ned Lovett:
She who? What are you talking about?

Chick Bean:
The blonde that just past!

Ned Lovett:
The blonde?

Chick Bean:
Yeah.

Ned Lovett:
No blonde passed me, boy, you ought to know better than that.

Chick Bean:
Hey, you mean to say there isn't a girl standing over there?

Ned Lovett:
Certainly there's no girl standing over there.

Chick Bean:
Don't tell me its just that drink.

Ned Lovett:
Yeah, you're drunk.

Ned Lovett:
Oh, you're silly.

Ned Lovett:
Oh, are you drunk.

Chick Bean:
Oh, you make me mad, you do. Of course there's a girl there. But, Ned, hey, she shouldn't take off her clothes, not here.

Ned Lovett:
Give me a drink of that stuff.

Rita Ferguson:
Of course I trust you.

Captain Jim Stewart:
And you promise that someday maybe...

Rita Ferguson:
Someday maybe, I'm going to be your chain and ball.

Captain Jim Stewart:
You mean ball and chain.

Rita Ferguson:
Oh, yes. That's what I mean.

Captain Jim Stewart:
Oh, you darling.

Rita Ferguson:
Oh, listen, you cannot make love to me out here.

Captain Jim Stewart:
Why not?

Rita Ferguson:
There are too many people.

Captain Jim Stewart:
Oh, Rita, I'm just dying to take you in my arms.

Rita Ferguson:
Well, you can waltz with me.