River's Edge

Layne:
Why did you kill her?

Samson:
She was talking sh*t.

Layne:
The *things* I do for my *f***ing* *friends*.

Layne:
I'm gonna put another quarter in this machine and take over the f***in' universe.

Tim:
You pothead f***brain.

Clarissa:
I hear they're having an open-casket funeral for Jamie. I think that's in bad taste.

Tony:
It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus.

Mike:
N-O spells nuh-uh.

Layne:
This is like some f***in' movie. Friends since second grade, f***in' like THIS

Layne:
and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?

Feck:
I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love.

Samson:
I strangled mine.

Feck:
Did you love her?

Samson:
She was okay.

Clarissa:
I feel like someone dipped me in used cooking oil.

Layne:
Hurry your ass.

Layne:
I know, Feck. Women are evil, you had to kill her.

Matt:
The only reason you stay here is so you can f*** my mother and eat her food. MOTHERF***ER. FOOD EATER.

Feck:
Look, I'm not psycho. I know she's a doll. Right, Elly?

Samson:
I killed her.

Maggie:
You're strange, John.

Tony:
What'd you do, man? Sit on her?