Rock School

Gene Simmons:
If you decide you want to go through my class, and if you decide you want to put up the work, and if you decide you want to be somebody, I'll help you be somebody. If you want to be a loser, and if you want to stay in a small town and never amount to anything, watch what happens if you don't come to my class. If you stay out of my class, I will kick your butt out. You think this is kiddie time? I'm serious as a heart attack

Gene Simmons:
[after arriving in Lowestoft] Where the f*** am I? Oh my god, I've landed in Lilliput. Everything's so small.

Gene Simmons:
[intro to season two] I'm Gene Simmons, and I wear more makeup and higher heels than your mommy does. I want the best, and I'm going to get the best, because I'm the teacher. Class is in session.

Gene Simmons:
I have guitar picks older than this little prick.

Paul Green:
Do you love Dio? Do you love Satan?

Paul Green:
If you see an old lady / Crossing the street / Give her a hand! / Don't be rude!

Paul Green:
Saturday night / We feed the poor! / Sunday night / We feed 'em some more!

Paul Green:
Don't look at your fingers! Do you want to know why? Because girl guitar players look at their fingers. Do you want to be a girl guitar player?

C.J. Tywoniak:
No.

Paul Green:
Do you want to be in The Bangles?

C.J. Tywoniak:
No.

Paul Green:
You don't f*** up! Not on "Rebel Yell"!