Rugrats Go Wild

Spike:
"Woof! That's right, I said woof!"

Tommy:
It's Nigel Strawberry!

Spike:
I ate one of Chuckie's diapers once and, let me tell you, that is spicy.

Chaz:
[as a 40-foot wave approaches the ship] We're going to need a bigger boat.

Spike:
Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here.

Eliza:
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Spike:
You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Eliza:
Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.

Spike:
Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!

Eliza:
Spike, this isn't your regular housecat.

Spike:
They all twich their whiskers. One whisker at a time, just like you and me.

Spike:
I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike. Down! Get off that couch!

Spike:
Well, Eliza. As dog as my witness, I will never lose my babies again!

Eliza:
What happened?

Debbie:
I was taking care of this island princess and...

Eliza:
What's she doing in the bathysphere?

Debbie:
[scoffs] I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*.

Howard:
You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!

Betty:
Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not.

Didi:
We have to find something to eat. All I saved are a couple of jars of baby food.

Howard:
[cheerfully] I never knew strained peas and apricots went so well together...

Charlotte:
[screeches] Phone overboard!

Eliza:
Debbie, you are so self-centered.

Debbie:
[screams] I AM NOT!

Debbie:
[suspiciously] You sure know an awful lot for an "island girl".

Angelica:
Well, see. A TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.

Debbie:
[after a long pause] Cool!

Stu:
It's obvious... the first thing to do is build a signal fire.

Drew:
You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.

Howard:
Well, I'm going to use the 7 kid-free days to re-shape my physique!

Betty:
It could happen. The earth was created in 6.

Howard:
Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!

Drew:
Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!

Stu:
I do so!

Stu:
Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?

[The Rugrats meet Donnie for the first time. They assume that he's Chucky since he's wearing his clothes.]

Phil:
[Confused] Since when did Chucky started talking backwards?

Nigel:
Heavens, what a fall. I must get to those babies. [A coconut falls and hits Nigel's head and Nigel falls]

Susie:
[echoing] Are you okay, Mr. Strawberry?

Nigel:
She called me "mister". Silly Billy. I'm only this... [makes a three] ...many years old.

Charlotte:
[screeches] Phone overboard! Phone overboard!

Drew:
[after Charlotte pushes past him] CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!!

Charlotte:
JOHNATHAN!!!!!! [Charlotte begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time]

[Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]

Marianne:
Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something.

Marianne:
Donnie!

Marianne:
What? This is supposed to be a deserted island.

Charlotte:
Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us.

Marianne:
Who are you?

Marianne:
Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?

Didi:
We're shipwrecked.

Betty:
Can you help us, Marianne?

Marianne:
Of course. Our camp is nearby.

Stu:
Behold, fellow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, I have built us a radio!

Didi:
Stu, who's watching the kids?

Stu:
Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.

Eliza:
Debbie, you are so self-centered.

Debbie:
[shrieks] I AM NOT! Okay, what's the monkey saying about me?

[The 40-foot wave approaches the ship]

Stu:
That's the 40-foot wall of water!

Chaz:
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[After dropping her cell phone into the ocean]

Charlotte:
[screaming AAHHH!!!! Phone overboard! Phone overboard!

Drew:
[after Charlotte pushes past him] CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!!

Charlotte:
JOHNATHAN!!!!!! [begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time]

[Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]

Marianne:
Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something. [Donnie runs past with Howard chasing him] Donnie?! [The grownups stop and see her filming] What? This is supposed to be a deserted island.

Charlotte:
Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us.

Marianne:
Who are you? [they all begin talking at once] Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?

Didi:
We're shipwrecked.

Betty:
Can you help us, Marianne?

Marianne:
Of course. Our camp is nearby. [through her walkie-talkie] Debbie, come in.

Debbie:
[in her walkie-talkie] Oh, Mom. What's up?

Marianne:
I need you to bring the Comvee over to the east beach.

Debbie:
Uh, that may be a problem.

Marianne:
Don't worry about cleaning up.

Debbie:
Oh, thanks, but that's not the problem.

Marianne:
Just get here. Now. [to the grownups] My daughter will bring our trailer and my husband will be along soon and...

Stu:
Behold, fellow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, I have built us a radio!

Didi:
Stu, who's watching the kids?

Stu:
Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.

[The grownups gasp in terror and begin scrambling around, looking for their children]

Kira:
Chuckie?! Where are you?!

Didi:
Oh, this is very strange. I feel like this has happened before.

[Eliza and Spike watch them run around in circles]

Spike:
[sighs] Look at them...chasing their own tails. If only I could tell them that it doesn't work. I know, I've done it. I've chased my tail a million times. It does not work.

[Stu's coconut radio begins to pick up static]

Stu:
It's getting a signal!

Marianne:
I'm very impressed.

Didi:
Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.

Marianne:
[to Debbie and Eliza] Girls, have you seen some children?

Debbie:
Just a bossy three-year-old who has delusionals of being a princess.

Charlotte:
Angelica!

Angelica:
[on radio] I'm the boss of this bathy thing!

Debbie:
That's her!

Susie:
[on radio] We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.

Didi:
That's Suzy!

Debbie:
She must've turned on the radio in the bathysphere.

Marianne:
A three-year-old's driving the bathysphere?!

[First lines; In a purplish sky with birds flying as it pans down and zooms out showing a rain forest with a river running through it and the sun setting in the background as the camera keeps zooms down into the rain forest and shows the Rugrats]

Tommy Pickles:
Come along, faithful viewers, on our journey through the drainforest as we serach for that very unusal creature, the three-toed sloth.

[Tommy is seen through a camera dressed as Nigel Thornberry as its recording as Tommy walked through the tall grass in search of the three toed sloth. Tommy then pushes back the grass as there's a three toed sloth sleeping in the tree nearby]

Tommy Pickles:
Ah, there he is. Teething with life! Let's get a closer look, shall we?

Chuckie Finster:
Oh, no, you don't! Cut! CUT!

[Tommy walks over to the tree as Chuckie, dressed as a director, yells out telling them to stop recording as it's revealed that Lil was the one recording the entire time]

Tommy Pickles:
Don't worry, Chuckie, I'm Nigel Strawberry! Wild aminal expert!

[As Tommy is talking a tiger hops up onto a branch behind him as the twins try and get his attention. The tiger then jumps down behind Tommy and roars as Tommy turns around]

Tommy Pickles:
And because I'm an eggsbert, I think, everybody into the truck!

Chuckie Finster:
Go, go, go.

Tommy Pickles:
Jump, Tommy, jump!

[Tommy and the others head for the truck while the tiger glares at them as it sees Tommy running towards the truck. As they get in Chuckie pushes the gas pedal with his hand as they truck starts moving with Kimi driving. Tommy is running behind the truck as the tiger is chasing him before he then jumps on the back of the truck. Lil keeps filming him as they try and get away from the tiger]

Lil DeVille:
Say something Nigel.

[The camera the zooms in on the camera screen that's showing Tommy]

Tommy Pickles:
I can hear the tiger's running feets, see his sharp teeths, and oh, oh... I feel a cool breeze.

[The tiger is seen running and jumping behind Tommy, trying to grab him as the tiger grabs and pulls on the back of Tommy's diaper, ripping it in the process as Kimi gasps and turns the truck suddenly as the tiger goes flying into a tree. The truck then drives off a cliff and down into a river as the Rugrats scream, as the truck lands a "crocagator" emerges from the water like Shrek, and heads over to the truck as it jumps up and snaps causing the babies to scream once again but crocagator then scratches itself like a dog]

Kimi Finster:
Crocogator!

Tommy Pickles:
Not to worry, guys.

[Tommy then pulls a squeaky chew toy out of his diaper and throws it as it bounces off the crocagators head as it goes after it as it pants and pounces at the toy grabbing it. Kimi then tries to start the truck but it wouldn't start]

Kimi Finster:
Oh, no!

Lil DeVille:
It's coming back!

[The camera quickly changes from Kimi trying to start the ignetion to the crocagator which had the chew toy in it's mouth shaking its head and squeaking it as it headed back over to the babies]

Tommy Pickles:
But that was my onliest cute toy!

Chuckie Finster:
Then feed him Phil!

[Kimi honks the horn of the truck trying to get it to start as Chuckie grabbed onto Tommy's shirt suggesting that they should feed Phil to the crocagator]

Phil DeVille:
I heard that.

[Phil is seen holding Lil by the strap of her vest as she was leaning out of the car and film screen]

Tommy Pickles:
That way! Through the swamp!

[Tommy points to his right, in front of him, as the scene cuts to show all the babies running before Tommy steps and sinks into some quick sand as Phil and Kimi are seen stepping in and sinking as well before it shows Lil, who was still filming, sinking in the quicksand as well]

Lil DeVille:
Nigel, why are we sinking?

[Chuckie and Tommy are seen through the recording camera screen as Tommy is seen looking at the quicksand]

Tommy Pickles:
Quitsand! I should have knowed! Guy, hang on to me!

[Tommy is seen grabbing a nearby vine as he reaches his hand out towards the others as Chuckie grabs his hand as the others hold onto each other. Just as Tommy was about to pull them in, they all screamed as the scene cut over to show the tiger running towards the babies. Just as the tiger pounces with the camera viewing inside it's mouth]

[The screen flashes as it cuts back to reveal that the tiger was Fluffy as the scene was frozen as the camera circles showing the babies in the sandbox, Angelica holding Fluffy, and Spike playing with his toy. Fluffy then meows as the mustache Tommy was wearing falls off his face]

Angelica Pickles:
What are you diaper-bags screaming about?

[Tommy moves back as the scene switches to Angelica as Fluffy squirms in her arms causing Angelica to drop her as she walks to walk off the screen as the scene cuts and shows Fluffy walking across Tommy's, who was hanging half way out of the sandbox, back before jumping off and going back over to Angelica and rubbing against her legs]

Chuckie Finster:
We're about to get eated by that fercious Siferean tiger.

Angelica Pickles:
Were you pretending to be Nigel Strawberry again, Tommy?

[Tommy stands up on the edge of the sandbox]

Tommy Pickles:
Yeah, he's my hero and when I grow up I want to be just like him.

Angelica Pickles:
Pickles, you're no Nigel Strawberry. You're not even a Nigel Raspberry!

[Angelica leans forward and blows a raspberry in Tommy's face causing him to fall and tumble backwards into the sandbox]

[The Pickle, Finster, and DeVille families have all their luggages packed up for their cruise vacation]

Stu Pickles:
Everyone all set?

Didi Pickles:
I think we should all thank my husband Stu for arranging this wonderful getaway.

Stu Pickles:
No. You can thank me by having the time of your lives.

[Cut to the ship docks…]

Dr. Lipschitz:
[over PA] Welcome! Bienvenue! Willkommen! Welcome aboard the world renowned Dr. Lipschitz's Cruise!

[A crowd of people at the dock cheer and wave while the three families, including Susie, all wait by the cruise ship]

Didi Pickles:
Stu must have taken Spike for one last potty run. I'm sure he'll be right back.

Drew Pickles:
[pacing around] He better. He's got all our tickets.

Tommy Pickles:
That sure is a nice camera, Susie.

Susie Carmichael:
Thanks, Tommy. My mommy got it for me so she can see everything she's missing.

Chuckie Finster:
How come she and your daddy can't come on the cruise with us?

Susie Carmichael:
Well, my mommy's getting a special award 'cause she 'scovered a new disease, and my daddy's cutting the ribbon at the Dummi Bear Theme Park opening. But I wanted to come with you guys!

Angelica Pickles:
And we're so glad you did, Susie Carmichael. Now, here. Hold the spotlight on Lounge Singer Cynthia. [singing] Dresses and shoes are the only things. That I'll share... [speaking] That's my rules.

Susie Carmichael:
Oh! I wonder if it's too late to call my mommy.

Drew Pickles:
Hey! The ship's sailing without us!

Angelica Pickles:
I'm Queen of the World!

Tommy Pickles:
Isn't this a great vacation, guys?

Susie Carmichael:
As long as the queen doesn't sing, I'm happy.

Tommy Pickles:
And the bestest part is we're all together.

[The babies get splashed on by a wave]

Phil DeVille:
[laughs and sighs] Ah, this is just like my bathy. Only there's no rubber ducky. And I'm not nakey.

Kimi Finster:
[points to a seagull] There's a ducky!

Phil DeVille:
Well, okay! Time to get nakey! [rips off his life-jacket and pulls down his diaper]

Kimi Finster:
[gets excited] Oh! [laughs]

Tommy Pickles:
Nakey! [laughs]

[Tommy, Lil, and Kimi pull down their diapers, causing Chuckie to cover his eyes in embarrassment]

Debbie Thornberry:
Hang on a sec, Mom. I'm picking up some lame-o soap opera.

Marianne Thornberry:
[through walkie-talkie] What is it this time, Debbie?

Debbie Thornberry:
[sets some bread and a jar of peanut butter on the table] Okay. I made everyone dinner, so, I shouldn't have to clean up too, right?

Eliza Thornberry:
Mom, all she did was hand us a jar of peanut butter.

Marianne Thornberry:
Can we talk about this when your father and I get home?

Debbie Thornberry:
Yeah. Any ETA on that? 'Cause you've been gone since, like, yesterday.

Marianne Thornberry:
We're still looking for the leopard at… Oh, Nigel! [filming Nigel as they run along] Over there! What's that?

Nigel Thornberry:
That's… I see spots! [moves a tree limb out of the way and it hits Marianne in the face] Watch out for that limb, dearest.

Howard DeVille:
Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!

Drew Pickles:
Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!

Stu Pickles:
I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?

Charlotte Pickles:
Jonathan, why aren't you answering the phone?! I need you to divert a tropical storm! [gasps in horror at something coming towards them]

[A 40-foot water wave is making its way to the boat]

Stu Pickles:
It's a 40-foot wall of water!

Chaz Finster:
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Betty DeVille:
Everyone GET BELOW!

Charlotte Pickles:
[trips on Dil's binky, accidentally let goes of her phone and it falls into the ocean; screams] Phone overboard! PHONE OVERBOARD!

Drew Pickles:
[after Charlotte shoves him aside] CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!

Charlotte Pickles:
JOHNATHAN! [begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time, grabbing her by the ankle]

[After the three families cram into the small lifeboat as the boat sinks into the ocean…]

Stu Pickles:
I can't help feeling partially responsible.

Didi Pickles:
Where are we?

Charlotte Pickles:
Oh, isn't it obvious? The palm trees, the white sand, the crystal blue water… Why, we've landed on an island resort!

Betty DeVille:
Place looks pretty deserted.

Charlotte Pickles:
Oh, Betty. The best ones always are. Just look for a cabana boy carrying towels. Hello! I could use a double espresso, chop-chop. [echoes]

[As Marianne and Nigel return]

Eliza Thornberry:
Debbie, they're here!

Debbie Thornberry:
Ta-da! [exits the Comvee, holding a tray of coconut muffins and herbal tea] Homemade coconut muffins and fresh herbal tea.

Marianne Thornberry:
Debbie, this is so sweet.

Nigel Thornberry:
Oh, and these look heavenly. [drinks some tea and scarfs a muffin; mouthful] Afraid we must eat and run.

Marianne Thornberry:
[pours a bowl of muffins into her arm and eats one] Mmm. [mouthful] Ooh, really delicious, honey.

Eliza Thornberry:
But you guys just got here!

Marianne Thornberry:
[sighs] I know, but the Foundation is expecting that footage today, and we still haven't got it. [sighs again] Nigel, I think we should split up.

Nigel Thornberry:
[having to have heard that] Dearest! I thought we were so happy. [Marianne stares at him] Oh… You mean to look for the leopard, don't you?

Debbie Thornberry:
I can't believe this! You're always working. When's the last time we took a vacation?

Marianne Thornberry:
But, Debbie, we travel all over the world.

Debbie Thornberry:
I want a family vacation! You know, where we fight over the bar of hotel soap.

Eliza Thornberry:
And Debbie hogs all the good towels?

Debbie Thornberry:
And we order room service.

Eliza Thornberry:
And we do dorky family activities?

Debbie Thornberry:
Yes! Dorky sounds really good right now.

Marianne Thornberry:
Well, girls, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you felt this strongly. I promise, as soon as we find the leopard, we'll do dorky family activities.

Nigel Thornberry:
It's settled then.

Debbie Thornberry:
[angrily as Donnie throws a muffin at her] DONNIE! I did not slave over a hot oven to feed the birds! [Donnie throws some muffins into the air and they fall on her; at her limit] When I write about my life-- and I will-- I will not be kind.

Stu Pickles:
It's obvious! The first thing to do is build a signal fire.

Drew Pickles:
You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.

Didi Pickles:
We have to find something to eat. All I saved are a couple of jars of baby food.

Howard DeVille:
[cheerfully] I never knew strained peas and apricots went so well together!

Kira Finster:
Oh, you ate the baby food?!

Howard DeVille:
Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you try to throw me into the soup pot!

Didi Pickles:
He's delusional.

Drew Pickles:
This is all your fault! [angrily points to Stu]

Stu Pickles:
[insulted] My fault?!

Charlotte Pickles:
Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?

Didi Pickles:
[offended] Oh, I would expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charolette!

Drew Pickles:
I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!

Kira Finster:
[irritated] I should have never left Paris!

[While all the grownups continue arguing loudly with each other, Betty finds a stick and picks it up, and uses it to draw a big circle around them in the sand]

Betty DeVille:
This is the Circle of Chaos. If we're going to survive on this island, we can't ever step foot in the Circle of Chaos.

Chaz Finster:
[steps out of the circle] Wow. I feel calmer already.

[Everyone quickly steps out of the circle]

Betty DeVille:
We don't know when we'll get off this island. Until we do, we're gonna need order. First thing we need is a leader. Any volunteers?

[Stu raises up his hand]

Didi Pickles:
Stu, put down your hand.

[Stu sadly does so]

Charlotte Pickles:
I nominate Betty.

Susie Carmichael:
I'm beginning to think you took this scrubmarine without permission, Angelica.

Angelica Pickles:
Oh, you think you're such a know-it-all, Carmichael.

Nigel Thornberry:
[after regaining consciousness] Who are all you positively adorable children?

Susie Carmichael:
We're shipwrecked. We went all over the island looking for you.

Angelica Pickles:
I saved them, but then Carmichael tried to drive this tub-boat and now...

Susie Carmichael:
We just want to go home.

Nigel Thornberry:
Well, of course you do, young lady. And so we shall. Hmm. Bit of a pickle. No fuel left. The radar appears to be knocked out, which means I have no idea where we are and we're almost out of oxygen.

Angelica Pickles:
I'm bored.

Nigel Thornberry:
Yes, and there's that, too.

Debbie Thornberry:
[over radio] Angeli-tiki, come in! What's going on down there?!

Nigel Thornberry:
Deborah? Is that you?

Debbie Thornberry:
Dad! You're back to normal! Well, Dad-normal anyway.

Marianne Thornberry:
Oh, Nigel, thank goodness you're all right. Can you bring her to the surface?

Nigel Thornberry:
Impossible at the moment, dearest. You'll have to engage the automatic-retrieval system in the Comvee. And I don't want to alarm anyone, but we're a tad low on oxygen down here.

Marianne Thornberry:
Copy that. We'll get you as soon as we can. Over and out. Okay, we have to raise the Comvee. [she and Betty dive into the water and swim to the sunken Comvee; they found a ripped hole in the pontoon and return to the surface] No go. The pump's destroyed and there's a huge rip in the pontoon.

Charlotte Pickles:
What, it's ripped?

Drew Pickles:
Hang on. The professor's getting an idea.

[After Nigel and the Rugrats reunite with their families...]

Stu Pickles:
Where's Tommy?

Nigel Thornberry:
And who does this little chap belong to?

Stu Pickles:
He's ours.

[Nigel sets Tommy down; As Tommy starts to walk over to his family, he offers Nigel to take his hand and brings him over]

Stu Pickles:
Come here, champ.

Marianne Thornberry:
Honey, I'd like you to meet Stu Pickles. He made the coconut radio that saved your lives.

Nigel Thornberry:
Terribly grateful, Mr. Pickles. I have a feeling I wouldn't be here without this little chap, either.

Marianne Thornberry:
Okay, everyone. Let's pack up. We're going on vacation!

[Debbie cheers excitedly and starts running around]

Charlotte Pickles:
How about...

All:
The Lipschitz Cruise!

Debbie Thornberry:
We're leaving to go on vacation. Oh, yeah, right on.

Thomas Malcolm "Tommy" Pickles:
Look! It's Nigel Strawberry! We found him!