Running Man

Damon Killian:
This is television, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... for Christ's sake, Ben, don't you understand? Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em *what they want*! We're number one, Ben, that's all that counts, believe me. I've been in the business for thirty years.

Amber:
They're running men. Last season's winners.

Fireball:
No. Last season's losers.

Ben Richards:
I'm not into politics. I'm into survival.

Amber:
I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over *you*.

Richards:
That's ok. On this shirt it wont show.

Damon Killian:
Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.

Ben Richards:
Now I'm gonna untie you, and then you're gonna get dressed, and then you're gonna come with me.

Amber:
Oh yeah? But why should I?

Ben Richards:
Because I'm gonna say "please"...

Amber:
Well, why didn't you say so?

Ben Richards:
Killian! I'll be back!

Damon Killian:
Only in a rerun.

Damon Killian:
You bastard! Drop dead!

Ben Richards:
I don't do requests.

Ben Richards:
Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero.

Ben Richards:
Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

Ben Richards:
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

Damon Killian:
It's all part of life's rich pattern, Brenda, and you better f***ing get used to it.

Ben Richards:
Uplinks on the ground. Uplinks underground. You guys don't shut up, I'm going to uplink your ass... you'll be on the ground!

Ben Richards:
If you're not ready to act, give me a break and shut up!

Damon Killian:
Yes, I know a stalker died! It had to happen sooner or later!

Damon Killian:
Well, it is a contact sport, okay?

Damon Killian:
Who loves you and who do you love!

Amy:
You're lucky he didn't kill you too. Or rape you then kill you... or kill you then rape you.

Damon Killian:
I want a kiss, now, a big kiss, but remember... no tongues.

Stevie:
Don't touch that dial!

Mic:
Mr. Spock, you have the con.

Ben Richards:
I told Killian I'd be back. I wouldn't want to be a liar.

Damon Killian:
Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?

Ben Richards:
I've seen you before. You're the a**hole on TV.

Damon Killian:
That's funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.

William Laughlin:
I'm going somewhere, but not with you. Buzzsaw took care of my traveling arrangements.

Tony:
The Justice Department's calling every ten minutes.

Damon Killian:
Just give them an evasive answer. Tell them to go f*** themselves.