Rupan sansei: Honô no kioku Tokyo Crisis

Daisuke Jigen:
Oh!

[holding swollen jaw]

Goemon Ishikawa:
Does it hurt?

Daisuke Jigen:
No, I'm just humming a little song called "Ouch!" How was your sword stolen, anyway?

Goemon Ishikawa:
Please do not ask me that question.

Daisuke Jigen:
You know I'm right. It was a girl. I'm serious, I can read you like a book, Goemon.

[Goemon blushes]

Daisuke Jigen:
Was she a pretty girl? A real pretty girl?

Inspector Zenigata:
[to Michael Suzuki] With all your abilities, the path you follow is a charade where you can just threaten the government and walk away! I would have chosen a much more civilized path - in fact, it's my job to put you guys on the same path as the rest of the law-abiding citizens!

Daisuke Jigen:
Forgot to bring any aspirin...

Goemon Ishikawa:
You forgot? How could you forget With all the pain you're in?

Daisuke Jigen:
You seem to have forgotten you lost your sword there, buddy!

Daisuke Jigen:
[to Goemon] I think it's time we kicked some butt.

Maria:
So when do you think you'll be ready to have it?

Inspector Zenigata:
Have what?

Maria:
My cooking! You brought it up! And I've been practicing!

Inspector Zenigata:
Oh.

Maria:
Do you know why I've been practicing? Because you remind me so much of my father!

Inspector Zenigata:
Your FATHER? [groans]

Inspector Zenigata:
[to himself] It figures. I never get the girl...

Maria:
What's wrong with you?

Inspector Zenigata:
The damn pedal's on too light! Lupin's getting away!

[car chase]

Maria:
[driving] If I speed, you might get suspended again!

Inspector Zenigata:
[pops his head out the passenger's seat] Whatever! My only goal is to put Lupin the Third behind bars!

Lupin III:
Good old Pops...

Maria:
[interviewing Zenigata] What's the greatest joy in your life?

Inspector Zenigata:
Arresting Lupin.

Maria:
What is your motto?

Inspector Zenigata:
Arresting Lupin.

Maria:
Why haven't you ever been able to arrest Lupin?

Inspector Zenigata:
Could you please stop talking?

[Zenigata passes by himself]

Inspector Zenigata:
Hey there, Zenigata... Lupin, is that you?

Lupin III:
Yo, Pops! Fancy meeting you here!

Lupin III:
Why don't you team up with me?

Maria:
With a thief?

Lupin III:
Every day is an exciting roller-coaster ride!

Maria:
It's tempting...

Inspector Zenigata:
Your roller-coaster leads right into jail!

Arsene Lupin III:
If you don't watch out, someone might end up cloning you! I don't want that happening to me! I'm an original!