RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race

Himself - Contestant:
[Pandora Boxx] When I found out that I was gonna be on All Stars, I was through the roof! My biggest weakness last time was that I truly didn't believe in myself. This time around it's gonna be different because I'm fabulous.

Himself - Contestant:
Baby, I'm an all-star. I'm Yara Sofia. Swallow it.

Himself - Contestant:
[Shannel] To be part of the chosen few, I feel very privileged. When I competed last time, everybody thought I was this arrogant b*tch.

Himself - Contestant:
[Raven] I've got a sassy attitude, wit, humor, I am an all-star. I know the four queens sitting there as I walk in are thinking: this b*tch looks good.

Himself - Contestant:
Bam, b*tches! Alexis Mateo is back!

Himself - Contestant:
[Chad Michaels] I'm hoping to achieve the crown. That's the only thing that I didn't achieve on season four.

Himself - Contestant:
[Manila Luzon] I am an all-star because I'm the fiercest drag queen around. Gag!

Himself - Contestant:
[Mimi Imfurst] I think I could win all-stars because I'm a well rounded, fierce queen. This time around, I will not pick nobody up. It's time for America to see who I really am. I think people are surprised to see me... but I look good.

Himself - Contestant:
[Nina Flowers] I didn't won season one because I needed to be here to win all-stars.

Himself - Contestant:
I'm Latrice muthaf***in' Royale. [laughs]

Himself - Contestant:
I'm Tammie Brown with an "ie." Roo!

Himself - Contestant:
I'm Jujubee! I love long walks on the beach, big d*cks, and fried chicken.

Himself - Contestant:
[Tammie Brown] Tootsie Loo!

Himself - Contestant:
[Pandora Boxx] Did somebody order a hooker?

Himself - Contestant:
[Alexis Mateo] The jig is up, b*tches!

Himself - Contestant:
[Mimi Imfurst] Life is like a paycheck: a generous figure is always nice.

Himself - Contestant:
[Nina Flowers] Loca!

Himself - Host:
Ooo, girl! You got she-mail!

Himself - Contestant:
[Jujubee] One hundred thousand dollars? That's like 500,000 chicken nuggets!

Himself - Contestant:
[Latrice Royale] The ultimate shade of it all!

Himself - Host:
Gentlemens, start your engines... and may the best womens win!

Himself - Contestant:
[Manila Luzon referring to Latrice Royale's makeup] There's a lot of banana powder up in her face.

Himself - Contestant:
[Manila Luzon] How do I look?

Himself - Contestant:
[Latrice Royale] Better with eyebrows.

Himself - Contestant:
[Tammie Brown] Tears in the rain, can't feel the pain.

Himself - Host:
Black rain! Why it gotta be black?

Himself - Host:
Silence! Bring back my all-stars.

Himself - Host:
Santino Rice, are you ready for some double trouble?

Himself - Judge:
I am ready, Ru! You are all star, no filler!

Himself - Host:
Well, yeah, there's kinda a lot of filler. [judges laugh]

Himself - Contestant:
[Latrice Royale] Eat it!

Herself - Judge:
Mimi looked great, very proud of her weight loss. The hair I was not digging. The fact that she put a boa around her waist. The shoes! Madone! Did you see...?

Himself - Host:
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

Himself - Host:
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and to save your team from elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... for your lives. Good luck... and don't f*ck it up!

Himself - Host:
Ladies, I've made my decision.

Himself - Host:
You may join the other girls.

Himself - Host:
And remember: if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen up in here?

Himself - Contestant:
[Alexis Mateo] Look at you all, cross dressers lookin' cute!

Himself - Host:
Cheers, my queers!

Himself - Host:
While you untuck in the All Star Lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.

Himself - Host:
Shantay, you stay.

Himself - Host:
Now, sashay away.

Himself - Contestant:
[Latrice Royale] I love synergism.

Himself - Contestant:
[Raven referring to his not wearing any underwear] The devil wears nada!

Himself - Host:
Gentlemen, start your engines... and may the best woman win!

Himself - Host:
Now remember: if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen up in here?

Himself - Contestant:
[referring to the Chad Michaels signature burger] And now I can officially say... that you can f***ing eat me! [laughs]

Himself - Contestant:
[Raven] Hamburger Mary's, where straights and gays can meet, drink, and be what? [crowd answers her with "Mary!"]

Himself - Host:
[referring to Jujubee's runway look] Ooo, it looks like a blue moon tonight!

Herself - Judge:
Uh huh! She must live in ass-bury park! [referencing Asbury Park, NJ]

Himself - Judge:
Today on the runway, your face looks amazing but something happened at Hamburger Mary's. It just got a little shiny.

Herself - Judge:
With a highlighter that shimmery, it's gonna reflex light. You looked like the Tin Man.

Himself - Contestant:
[Raven] Well, I am looking for a heart, girl.

Himself - Host:
While you enjoy an Absolut cocktail in the All Star Lounge, the judges and I will deliberate. You may leave the stage.

Himself - Host:
Silence! I've made my decision! Bring back my all-stars.

Himself - Judge:
You can teach an old dog new tricks.

Himself - Host:
Why were you looking at me when you said that?